Da Ali G Show

Ali G: During the Gulf War, why did you decide to invade Iran?

Person: I like woman but thank you anyway. Bruno: So you're bi?

Ali G: Should it be illegal to have sex above the age of 50?

Ali G: You is actually tryin' not to have sex?

Ali G: Sex. You have all heard the word and some of you have probably done it.

Ali G: What if I asked McDonalds if they would give me some money for the show. If they say no, just say like if you do, then we will put someone eating a Big Mac and then they die of cancer.

Person: You would need a very genius script to make it work. Ali G: Well, we would get a dog to write part of it.

Ali G: Me name is James Bond. James Bond.

Ali G: If I call McDonalds and ask there main man. I'll be like, Ronald, give me the money.