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(rap at the end)
President of the Olympics:
Yo diggity, check this,
I may be in a suit
looking well, old
But homies if you recognize your talent
you could win the gold
Aright!
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Ali G: 20 years ago woman weren't aloud to vote. Do you think in 20 years animals will be able to vote?
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Ali G: So who's you're guy that you want to become president now?
Person: Kerry, John Kerry.
Ali G: But ain't that ridiculous? I mean he is a very good actor, he was good in pet detective or whatever but why should he have the right to be president?
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Ali G: I used to think that he was the Terminator, but then I seen him in another film, Kindergarten Cop, then I realized that he weren't.
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Ali G: So legally, should Ruben Studdard be president?
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Ali G: Shouldn't clever people get to vote more times then stupid people?
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Olympic President: It's possible to be the worlds tallest midget, but how do you know?
Ali G: Well you measure them.
Olympic President: But how do you know the worlds tallest midget?
Ali G: You use a ruler don't you?
Olympic President: Ya, but what makes a midget, a midget? Maybe I'm the worlds tallest midget. Am I?
Ali G: No, midget's are like the small ones.
Olympic President: So how do you become the worlds tallest midget?
Ali G: With diets and how you eat.
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Ali G: So who did win the olympic medal for best grandson?
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Ali G: What do you do to them if you find out that they are taking drugs?
Olympics President: You kick them out.
Ali G: Why does you disqualify them if they is on drugs I mean if anything, I think you should be giving them a head start. Because you know if I is like totally mashed then I can hardly get off the sofa, let alone walk to the fridge, let alone do a race.
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Ali G: I asked one of the girl's if her grandfather was Adolf Hitler. You know the one with the moustache?
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Ali G: We have all heard of world war II, but did you know that a few years before that there was a war called world war I?
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Ali G: Do you know how much money the lord of the rings has made?
CY Adler: I do not.
Ali G: Literally thousands of dollars.
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Ali G: Is it true that more people vote for the winner of American Idol than vote for the President?
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Ali G: Was the World Record for the "Tallest Man" set at the Olympics?
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Ali G: I hear there's drug testing in the Olympics. Is that the bestest event?
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Ali G: Me is gonna write a book version of the film Lord of the Rings.
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Ali G: People has been reading books for millions of years. But thanks to new technology, now they is able to write them as well.
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Intro:
Ali G: Booyakasha!