Da Ali G Show

Ali G: Me mate Dave said he this type of acid and then he flew all around the room and then his mom told him to get some ciggy's from the shop and he actully flew there and flew back, and he was back in like five seconds. But he had forgotten to buy the ciggy's.

Ali G: What is the type of acid that actully makes you fly?

Ali G: What if they look sad? Do you think it's good to give animals ecstasy then?

Ali G: I have never taken any drugs and you can even test me piss.

Person: It's ecstasy. Ali G: Isn't the most worrying thing about these though that it actully make you enjoy house music?

Ali G: What are the class A drugs? Person: There mainly cocaine and heroine. Ali G: Does class A mean it's absoloutly guaranteed the best quality?

Ali G: So far all this stuff is legal, right. (points to all the drugs) Person: No it's not.

Intro: Ali G: Booyakasha!

Borat: In Kazakhstan, lazy greedy peasants complain they must lift heavy weights, and run for many hours. In America, stupid people pay money to do this!