Da Ali G Show

Ali G: I was protesting McDonalds because the ketchup ain't free.

Ali G: Isn't one of the main reason for dirty water, fish doing there toilet in there.

Ali G: What to stop a terrorist from hijacking a plane and driving it into, let's say the white house? James Ziglar: There's no tracks to the white house. Ali G: Not that we know of.

Ali G: Do you think the animal would mind if he knew that the fur was going to P. Diddy?

Bruno: You don't have the right shirt, this isn't a shopping mart. It's a club. Guy: This shirt was $250. Bruno: Go home and change your shirt and maybe you can come in.

Ali G: What about some places like Alaska where the sun has burned up?

Ali G: If your not gonna marry an Americain, but you get jiggy with a lot of them, can you get a greencard?

Girl: Compassion Ali G: Is that even a word?

Ali G: We put a hamster in a microwave to see if it would come out alive, and it did.

Ali G: Aren't you afraid that if you use alot of solar energy that you will use up all of the sun.

Ali G: Why don't you compremize with the terrorists and say were gonna demolish this builing anyway so you can destroy it, just not any other buildings.

Borat: It is not sad. It is us who do the kill.

Borat: What is the best way to defend yourself from a jew?

Ali G: Isn't it a problem that 99 percent of dogs can't talk?

Ali G: You know those machines that beep when you have coins in your pocket, why don't they invent a machine that will beep when you have a gun in your pocket.