Da Ali G Show

Ali G: What is that? Person: It's a chicken. Ali G: Have you ever seen anything like that before.

Ali G: Is there a lot of sex diseases with animals?

Ali G: To make this clear to the kids out there? People who fought in the war are veterans.

Ali G: When you do it with your sister, it's called incents right? Person: No, it's called incest.

Borat: Please now I ask you to stand and give them respect. Please, we will have 10 minutes of silence.

Ali G: What if you said that if you commit suicide, then you is gonna get 20 years in jail. Then do you think they won't do it?

Ali G: Where is the tigers? Person: This is not zoo. It's a farm.

Ali G: Do you have a picture of an animal that hasn't been discovered yet?

Ali G: How often is animals sick, and how often is they faking it to get off of work?

Borat: Is it your husband at home because we need talk to someone who can vote.

Ali G: When me went for an interview for McDonalds, I said I would work really hard. But as soon as I got the job I was eat'n like 50 McChicken sandwiches.

Ali G: There is some people watching this now who has probably hasn't even seen a black man before. Hello.