Da Ali G Show

Person: Waterworld is a bad movie in my opinion. Ali G: Yo, yo, yo, no doubt!

Ali G: There was a middle age man and a middle age woman and they was obvously gang members because they was flashing gang signs to each other for about an hour. Person: Are you sure they weren't just deaf and just talking to each other.

Borat: I love you! Not just in the head. (yelling) NOT IN THE HEAD! (normal) But in the heart.

Bruno: How many years have you been straight?

Ali G: Do you interview the dogs or do the other dogs interview the dogs.

Ali G: Once they actully find a bomb, how long does it take the dog to defuse it?

Ali G: Why do you use dogs? Why don't you use a more smart animal like a dolphin?

Ali G: Why do you use K-9's? Wouldn't it be better to use dogs?

Ali G: Is it bad to do shadow puppets in the ghetto?

Ali G: Is there a massive deaf gang? Person: No. Not that I know of.

Ali G: Crime isn't something that you should do. It's something that you should don't.

Ali G: Why do you investagate murders in cartoon shows?

Ali G: On page two you can just put "War starts...with a W". That's what it starts with right?

Ali G: The problem with newspapers is that after a week, they is well out of date.

Ali G: What do you do when nothing happens in the world today?

Ali G: There is so little respek in the world that if you look it up in the dictionary, then it's not even there.