Da Vinci’s City Hall Season 1 Episode 1

Lloyd Manning: We're having some problems ... we're having some problems, you know. I know that you really screwed me and I want to set things straight.
Dominic Da Vinci: What kind of problems are you having?
Lloyd Manning: Well --
Dominic Da Vinci: How could I screw you? I just got elected.

Mick Leary: Where's the machete? Where's the weapon? Where's the machete?
Officer: Uh, I don't know. Somebody picked it up and bagged it.
Mick Leary: Somebody bagged it? Do you want to find out who that was? Where's homicide? They here yet?
Officer: I think they just rolled in.
Mick Leary: Okay, you want to find out who's got that weapon? For future reference, I'd like to take a good look at the scene before you guys start carting shit away. No I.D.? Who's running the show here? Who's controlling the -- oh, this is just a bit too sloppy.

(The on-scene officer attempts to stop Leary from entering the scene.)
Officer: Excuse me.
Mick Leary: I'm with the coroner's service.
Officer: Excuse me?
Mick Leary: I'm the coroner.

Da Vinci (referring to putting firefighters on the streets of Vancouver, due to lack of police officers): How come we never did this before?
Forsythe: Because we never had a mayor with a death wish before.