Dai-Guard

Ijyuuin: Don't you think you're a little too far away? Irie: I have to stand way back to fit all three of these big round bodies into this little square frame.

Akagi: I'm sorry chief, but I can't go out there. Oosugi: Well, I'm sure as hell not going out there. Akagi: Wait a minute, are you telling me that you'd let me jump into this because you're too scared to? Oosugi: Akagi, I'm the teeniest, weeniest mouse you've ever seen.

Irie: Any advice to young people trying to score a job here? Taguchi: Go buy yourself a bunch of toy robots, and read whole lot of man-GAHHH! [the others hit him] Ijyuuin: Forget about all the comic book crap. Ask yourself if you really wanna spend your days figuring out how much it costs to fix a hole in a building roughly the size of a giant robot's foot. Ishizuka: And memorise the following phrase as quickly as humanly possible- "I have no idea what you're talking about, Chief Oosugi, it was like that when I got in this morning."

Ijyuuin: You two should learn to take some pride in your work. Ishizuka: You wanna tell me where the pride is picking up giant animal costumes? Ijyuuin: Wrong! It's strategic retrieval of honourable outerwear, you big cry-baby!