Dallas

Michele: Look, do me a favor, send my stuff over here. I'm moving in with Cliff. April: Talk about taking sides. Michelle: Listen, we both bought cruise tickets. Too bad you chose the wrong boat.

April: You betrayed the man I love. Cliff: Oh, ho, sounds like a Country and Western song. You want to hum me a few bars?

McKay: I'm going to give you something that money can't buy. You can call on me for one favor - anytime. Anything. Michelle: And what if I ask for that favor in cash? McKay: Then it would prove to me that you're a nickel-and-dime player and you don't belong in the game. Michelle: Okay, I'll take it. But believe me, I'll call on you for something big. McKay: I'd be disappointed if you didn't.

Michelle: We had a deal. J.R.: And you screwed it up. Michelle: You're not so bright yourself, J.R. If Cliff forms this investigation committee, he's gonna stick it to you and stick it hard. J.R.: He'll never get it off the ground. Michelle: Oh, he will. He's motivated, he's angry. You're his reason for living. He wants to sink you deeper than that tanker. J.R.: You gonna help him? Michelle: Think of Cliff as a missile pointed at your head... only it's my finger on the button. You made a bad mistake, J.R.

Bobby: I don't care what it costs. I'm tired of oil men being thought of as greedy and uncaring. Now, it's time we showed them what we're capable of. J.R.: Well, you'll show them that you're capable of gross stupidity.

J.R.: You're taking the fall or you're a dead man. Halliday: Well, now, you wouldn't be threatening my life, would you, J.R.? You could go to jail for that. J.R.: Ha ha ha. No, I never use physical violence. When I set out to destroy somebody, I tear their lives apart piece by piece. When I'm finished with you, you're going to beg me to put you out of your misery.

Cliff: (regarding J.R. and Cally) I'll give that marriage another six minutes. Michelle: Why are you so optimistic?