Sue Ellen: You see, I have finally figured out a way to even the score with J.R. When this picture is released, he's going to be the laughing stock of Dallas. Heh, I wish I could get Danny DeVito to play the part.
April: Well, maybe Cliff's a lot brighter than you give him credit for. J.R.: (laughing) Well, even a blind dog can find a bone every now and then.
Cliff: J.R., you are a proctologist's dream. J.R.: What does that mean? Cliff: You are the biggest horse's... behind I've ever seen.
Barbara Bel Geddes (Miss Ellie) and Howard Keel (Clayton) are not present in this episode.
When Sue Ellen first meets with Don Lockwood she flashs back to when J.R. had her committed the first time at the end of the second season.
S 12 : Ep 26
Aired 5/19/89
S 12 : Ep 25
Aired 5/12/89
S 12 : Ep 24
Aired 5/5/89
S 12 : Ep 23
Aired 4/28/89
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