Dallas

Bobby: You never told me very much about your sister. Michelle: And I'm sure she forgot to mention we used to be hookers. Called ourselves "The Calendar Girls." She was April, and I was May.

J.R.: The secret to getting the answer you want is to ask the question at just the right time, and that is in the J.R. Ewing handbook.

J.R.: April teachin' you how to make investments? Cally: She's deciding what next stocks to buy. J.R.: Yeah, got a tip for me, April? April: Actually, the best buy on the market is Weststar—Up 3 1/8. Maybe I'll buy back my block of shares. J.R.: Yeah, you do that. While you're at it, book yourself on the Titanic.

Miss Ellie: Cally, did J.R. say when he was going to be home? Cally: Oh, he's decided to stay overnight in Texas City. Lucy: Huh, surprise, surprise. You'll get used to it, Cally. J.R.'s slept in more beds than a motel inspector.

Lucy: Hear that? That's what happens when you stay at Southfork too long. April: Well, at least your family eats together. Mine never did. Lucy: Well, you've got a point. If it weren't for J.R., I'd might never have learned the thrill of indigestion.