Dallas

McKay: Oh, J.R., if you're ordering dinner, I might suggest a humble pie. You've had quite a bit of that lately, but you may want another helping. J.R.: You know, this place used to have a lot of class. Nowadays, they let anyone in—even turncoats like him.

James: I'm curious about the oil industry. And what better place to learn that Dallas? Cally: Well, you can learn a whole lot from J.R. James: If wouldn't mind, I'd like to spend some more time around your office, maybe sit in on a few meetings. J.R.: Yeah, that's alright with me. If you're gonna learn, learn from the master.

April: You're crazy about me, right? Bobby: Am I on a hidden camera here? April: Would it make a difference? Bobby: Well, I might keep my clothes on.

Kendall: And you think I'm gonna spend the night with you? James: Only if you want to make it a date to remember. I guarantee you'll wake up with a smile on your face. Kendall: Well, I do like to wake up happy.

Bobby: Well, McKay is not famous for his sense of humor. J.R.: Yeah, last time he had a good laugh was when the Titanic went down, right?