Dallas

(The final scene in Sue Ellen's movie) "J.R.": Just where do you think you're going, darling? "Sue Ellen": I'm leaving you. "J.R.": You've been hitting the bottle again? "Sue Ellen": I'm cold sober. I have been for a year and you know that. "J.R.": You walk out of here and you'll be in the gutter in less than a week. "Sue Ellen": I've watched you cheat your brothers and cheat your friends and I've heard about the tramps you slept with and I stayed sober through it all. Imagine what I can do without you. Goodbye, my loving husband... and good riddance.

McKay: You stay away from me... or one of us is going to end up dead. Bobby: If you want another war, McKay, I'll give it to you.

J.R.: Congratulations, Bobby. You finally found a gal I really approve of. Bobby: You know, that scares me.

J.R.: Welcome to dinner at Southfork, April. Bobby: Prepare yourself, it can be a frightening experience.

J.R.: Carter McKay may be Dallas' new six hundred pound gorilla, but we're going to make him slip on his own banana peel.

Bobby: We brought presents for you. Some chocolates and a little silk scarf. Sly: Russian perfume? J.R.: Yeah, if you don't like the smell, you can always drink it.

J.R.: (about Lucy) Oh, that poor girl. Her elevator doesn't stop at the top floor anymore, Mama.

Lucy: Sounds like y'all had a wonderful time. Maybe next trip, you'll take me along in one of your suitcases. J.R.: Well, with my luck, that'll be the one time they wouldn't lose my luggage.