Dallas

Sue Ellen: And finally, Don Lockwood, Afton Cooper. Lockwood: I'm pleased to meet you. Somehow, I feel I know you already. Afton: I'm sure Sue Ellen has told you only the nicest things about me. Lockwood: Oh, absolutely.

Brundin: Mr. McKay, I'm glad you could make it. McKay: I see the Ewing brothers also received an invitation. I find that somewhat annoying. Brundin: Spring Ball is for everyone. McKay: But especially for those who like to play one side against the other, eh? Brundin: But isn't that the essence of capitalism? And isn't capitalism the state religion of Texas?

McKay: If Bobby and J.R. steal this deal from me, they're in for an all-out war. I'm willing to do whatever dirty street fighting is necessary to pry their claim-jumping hands from what's mine.

Sue Ellen: How would you like to spend Sunday with John Ross and me? Just a family day. Lockwood: John Ross, isn't he, uh... what, what do they call them? A, uh... what is it? A child? Aren't they dangerous?

Lockwood: Hey, can we talk? Elaine Eddy: Don't tell me, I'm still playing her too strong. Lockwood: Look, you're an abused personality. Your Texas tyrant husband doesn't hit you, but slowly, day by day, he's tormenting you to death. Elaine: So I should play her more... more passive? Lockwood: Like a child. Very needy, very vulnerable. Elaine: Okay. Sue Ellen: Think of your husband as a man who would set your teddy bear on fire... just to watch you cry.

J.R.: You're just as beautiful as you were twenty years ago. Vanessa: And you're still just as full of that remarkable Texas hot air.

John Ross: (to Sue Ellen) How can you talk to a guy who's never played baseball? Don: I played cricket. Does that count? John Ross: Any sport named after an insect has got to be lame.