Dallas

Season 3 Episode 11

The Heiress

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Aired Friday 12:00 AM Nov 23, 1979 on CBS
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Lucy starts sneaking around in order to see Alan Beam. Cliff is getting closer to running for Congress. After Pam learns from Cliff that J.R. is up to something, she confronts Bobby. Bobby then starts to look into J.R. and soon discovers the Asian oil deal.

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  • So, Lucy's The Heiress?

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    So, the midget gets to have a major role on this episode. Jock's having a birthday party and, all-of-a-sudden-my-ass!- Alan Beam shows up with a friend and their respective girlfriends and "fights" with J.R. again. The Midget tries to talk to this handsome Basher of the Bad People Everywhere, but J.R. makes sure she doesn't. The fight, of course, is on the next morning's newspaper. The Midget doesn't give up, though, so she goes over to Cliff Barnes' election centre and manages to get a date with Alan Beam. And she's so happy about it, you know? Then, she tricks her Granddaddy (who has her grounded due to 33333333333333333333333333333333 Parking Tickets) and goes on that fabulous date with Alan.

    Why is a 19-year-old grounded... by her Grandpa?



    Anyway, the date goes smoothly and, the other day, The Midget follows Alan around anywhere he might be going, in order to surprise him. And, now, for the second surprise of the Episode, she sees him meet J.R. and oh what hatred and feiry she has! So, she visits Alan in his apartment (while his girlfriend is inside the apartment) and tells him that she wants nothing more to do with him. Alan calls J.R. and tells him what happened and J.R. manages to make The Midget believe that he was only trying to make a truce with Alan, and his efforts were not succesful. Is she stupid? Then, Alan breaks up with his girlfriend because he can't pass up the chance of marrying the lovely Mrs. Midget. And, then, the lady cries. In the very first Dallas-Soap-Style Tears that come in the 200ml, 300ml and 560ml bottles.



    Meanwhile, Bobby tells Pam that her brother has their hands tied up. But, later, Pammy finds out (from Cliff) that Ewing Oil is drilling in Southeast Asia, which is strange because it takes a lot of money, and the Ewing's supposedly have none. Pam confronts Bobby, accusing him of lying to her and he, of course, is absolutely shocked, and he starts searching and searching and searching (no, he didn't need Sherlock Holmes for this) and he finds out the truth. He confronts J.R. Ah, what a wonderful world....



    As the episode ends, Alan finds The Midget in campus (telling her he convinced the Principal to tell him where The Midget is--yeah, riiiiiiiiiiiiiight!) and they decide to talk. Cut to a motel room, both Alan (REALLY hairy chest!) and The Midget are naked. So much for talking. Mr. Beasty-Chest is all promises, while The Midget is smiling, satisfied. He probably gave her a REAL good orgasm. How STUPID can she be?



    Dum, Dum, Duuuuuuuuummmmmmmm......



    See ya next time!moreless
Victoria Principal

Victoria Principal

Pamela Barnes Ewing

Larry Hagman

Larry Hagman

John Ross 'J.R.' Ewing

Jim Davis

Jim Davis

Jock Ewing

Barbara Bel Geddes

Barbara Bel Geddes

Eleanor 'Miss Ellie' Southworth Ewing

Patrick Duffy

Patrick Duffy

Bobby Ewing

Linda Gray

Linda Gray

Sue Ellen Ewing

Laura Johnson

Laura Johnson

Betty Lou

Guest Star

Walker Edmiston

Walker Edmiston

 

Guest Star

Charles Cooper

Charles Cooper

 

Guest Star

Mary Crosby

Mary Crosby

Kristin Shephard

Recurring Role

Randy Powell

Randy Powell

Alan Beam

Recurring Role

Jeff Cooper

Jeff Cooper

Dr. Simon Elby

Recurring Role

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