J.R.: Can I help you, miss? Michelle: Well, that depends on who you are. J.R.: Well, I'm J.R. Ewing. Michelle: Do tell. Isn't there any end to the good-looking Ewing men? J.R.: You know some other Ewings, do you? Michelle: You might say. What about that office back there? Is that another one of you? J.R.: No, that belongs to a funny-looking little fella named Barnes. Michelle: Doesn't sound like my type at all.
April: You know something? You're good for me. You let me see everything that I used to be and I don't like that me much anymore. Michelle: Well, at least you used to be fun.
Michelle: Oh, but you sure left me a nice legacy. "Oh, you're April's sister. She was the most wonderful, prettiest girl in the world." April: Doesn't look like anyone hit you with an ugly stick.
Originally aired as a 2 hour episode for the 13th season premiere.
The episode's title refers to the phrase from The Book of Jeremiah, "can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots?" Updated for modern times as simply, "a leopard can't change his spots."
S 12 : Ep 26
Aired 5/19/89
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Aired 5/12/89
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Aired 5/5/89
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Aired 4/28/89
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