Dallas Season 12 Episode 11

J.R.: Hey, Sue Ellen. I thought you were building marinas or something. What are you doing here at the Oil Baron's Ball?
Sue Ellen: Slumming. I just met your child bride. What junior high school were you cruising this time?

April (to Tracey and Tammy): Well, I see we have two new members of the Bobby Ewing fan club.
Tammy: Bobby's foul-mouthed friend from the restaurant.
April: Look, honey, that foul mouth is necessary to relieve the pressure when you're involved with a Ewing. Otherwise, I might bleed all over my expensive dress.

Lucy: I'm gonna take you shopping.
Cally: Oh, but I don't have no money.
Lucy: Well, J.R. does. Besides, I'm gonna teach you the only two words you need to know.
Cally: What are they?
Lucy: "Charge it."

J.R.: Bobby, McKay was with Weststar. Now, that's not my favorite company. They're very devious people.
Bobby: Well, you are an expert on devious. How is your child bride?