Dallas

J.R.: You know, old H.L. Hunt claimed that he had these special genes. "Genius genes" is what he called 'em. Now, I don't know if he was right or wrong, but I sure go along with his theory. Dr. Wexler: You think you have such genes? J.R.: I think it runs in my family, yeah. Dr. Wexler: Starting with your father? J.R.: Well, he produced me.

Dr. Wexler: Shall we go back to why your wife had you committed? J.R.: Because she was drivin' me crazy—No pun intended.

Anita: (after seeing J.R. talk to Jessica) Hmm, a little quirky, aren't you? J.R.: What? Anita: You like old broads? That's okay. I can put on a grey wig.