Season 13 Episode 27

Three, Three, Three (2)

Aired Friday 12:00 AM May 11, 1990 on CBS



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • James: Funny, you look right at home here.
      J.R.: Well, enjoy it while you can, but I'm gonna destroy both of you. You're gonna regret the day you ever met me, boy.
      James: No threats, J.R.
      J.R.: This is not a threat, this is a guarantee. Now, you get me the hell ouf of here, you little bastard!
      James: No way, Daddy. It's payback time and you're in here for good.
      J.R.: What?!
      Orderly: Easy, Mr. Ewing.
      J.R.: He's got my release papers!
      James: Not anymore. (James rips up the papers)
      J.R.: Huh?! What are you?!...
      Orderly: Get him out of here! (Orderlies take J.R. away)
      J.R.: I'm not gonna... What you are you doing to me?!
      James: Enjoy your stay!

    • James: I've got your release papers right here.
      J.R.: Yeah? What's going on?
      James: Oh, there's another paper you have to sign first.
      J.R.: What are you up to, boy?
      James: Just sign this property settlement and I'll take your release papers to the office. I'll pre-date it, just like you did.
      J.R.: Why, you little turncoast. You're no son of mine.
      James: Obviously, I am. I'm doing exactly what you'd do.

    • James: You really think of everything, don't you?
      J.R.: Well, if you wanna be where I am, you have to.
      James: Yeah, well, right now, where you are is a high-security sanitarium.

    • Dr. Wexler: You know, we've never really discussed your paranoia?
      J.R.: What paranoia?
      Dr. Wexler: This feeling that people are out to get you. Did you feel that way about your wife?
      J.R.: What the hell are you talking about?
      Dr. Wexler: What is it that people are trying to do to you?
      J.R.: They're trying to take Ewing Oil away from me. Hell, they all hate me! Is that paranoid?!

    • Keller: (whispering) I bet you're gonna sneak out again, just like last night.
      J.R.: You saw me?
      Keller: Don't worry, I'm not gonna tell anybody. But I think you should buy a shawl.
      J.R.: (sighs) God, blackmailed, even in here.

    • J.R.: Oh, my God, it's morning! I gotta get out of here.
      Anita: No, don't go. I'm getting in the mood again.
      J.R.: When aren't you in the mood?

    • Liz: You have a one-track mind.
      Cliff: I'm talking about you staying in my guest room with no strings attached.
      Liz: And I'm talking about your obsession with money, not sex.
      Cliff: I thought you told me cheap men turned you on.

    • J.R.: You wouldn't happen to have a pair of scissors or a knife around here, would you?
      Anita: Are you kidding? The only thing they let me have are a pair of crayons to write with.

  • Notes

    • Barbara Bel Geddes (Miss Ellie), Charlene Tilton (Lucy), Lesley-Anne Down (Stephanie), Patrick Duffy (Bobby), Kimberly Foster (Michelle), Howard Keel (Clayton), and Sheree J. Wilson (April) do not appear in this episode.

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