James: I've got your release papers right here.
J.R.: Yeah? What's going on?
James: Oh, there's another paper you have to sign first.
J.R.: What are you up to, boy?
James: Just sign this property settlement and I'll take your release papers to the office. I'll pre-date it, just like you did.
J.R.: Why, you little turncoast. You're no son of mine.
James: Obviously, I am. I'm doing exactly what you'd do.