Damages

Season 1 Episode 1

Get Me a Lawyer

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    • Episode Title: "Get me a lawyer" is Ellen Parsons' reply when she is asked by police officers at the precinct to "better start talking."

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    • Hollis Nye: (to Ellen) There won't be room for him [your boyfriend] and Patty. There won't be room for you and Patty. With Patty Hewes, there's only Patty.

    • (at Ellen's pre-interview for a job at Hewes and Associates)
      Tom: When it comes to reading people, Patty lives and dies by instinct. The woman has the sharpest bullshit meter I've ever seen. And you're at the most difficult step. It's do or die. If you're phony with her for one second, she'll skewer you.
      Ellen: Good. Phony's not my strong suit.

    • (at Ellen's sister's wedding reception)
      Ellen: Ms. Hewes. What are you doing here?
      Patty: I had to meet you.
      Ellen: Why?
      Patty: Because, kiddo, you're the first person stupid enough to turn me down.

    • Ellen: Ms. Hewes? Is there any way I could still interview?
      Patty: I think it would be a waste of time, Ellen. You're hired.

    • Patty: Kids are like clients. They want all of you, all the time.

    • Martin: If you were a man, I'd kick the living dogshit out of you.
      Patty: If you were a man I'd be worried.

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