Dan For Mayor

Season 1 Episode 13

The Return of Wheel-O

Aired Monday 8:30 PM Jun 28, 2010 on CTV
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The Return of Wheel-O
While Dan and Claire try to sort out their feelings for one another and just which direction their relationship should take, the election campaign continues on, with things going not so well for Dan.

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    Gil Anderson

    Gil Anderson


    Guest Star

    Fraser Young

    Fraser Young

    Passerby #2

    Guest Star

    J.C. Kenny

    J.C. Kenny

    TV News Anchor

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    Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


    • TRIVIA (0)

    • QUOTES (14)

      • Jeff: Don't worry about the poll. Five percent is still okay, and the margin of error is seven percent, so you could be at twelve percent!
        Dan: I didn't know there was a poll.
        Jeff: Then don't worry about what I just said.

      • Anita: And here's where you'll be, thanks again for volunteering.
        Mike: Well, I want to help you win. More importantly, I want to help Dan lose.
        Anita: Well, Dan should be able to handle that himself.

      • Mike: You're upbeat.
        Alan: Oh, a friend of mine just died.
        Mike: Oh.
        Alan: Well, not a friend, really, an acquaintance. She was our M.P.
        Mike: I heard about that.
        Alan: Yeah, great woman, but now she's dead and they're going to need a new M.P. Someone who knows Wessex, someone like me!

      • Alan: How you doing?
        Mike: I was a little down, but I decided to channel my energy into something constructive: destroying Dan.
        Alan: Oh, good for you.
        Mike: Well, it's no funeral, but you've got to stay positive.

      • (at the funeral)
        Alan: Great woman, irreplaceable. Still, at some point, you've got to think about replacing her.
        John: But not today.
        Alan: No. But soon. I'm a team player. I know Wessex.
        John: Alan, um... I really don't think this is the time.
        Alan: I totally agree; I do what I'm told. No independent thinking here. I mean, I would represent the people of Wessex, but I wouldn't pay any attention to them.

      • Dan: I want to go to Vancouver with you.
        Claire: I want you to come with me. (they kiss)
        Dan: Just to be clear, we're talking about living together, right?
        Claire: Yes.
        Dan: Great. 'Cause rents out there are crazy.

      • Dan: My goal in this has always been to place second. When this is over, I need to know I did everything possible to be the second best I can be!
        Claire: Well, I'm not going to stand in the way of you reaching below your full potential.

      • Mike: Listen, Dan, you probably haven't even noticed, but I've been a little off my game lately, and, frankly, I thought you were the cause. But I had a hand in it too, and I just wanted to say that I'm sorry for blaming you for everything when really, I should have just blamed you for a lot of the things.
        Dan: Oh, okay, well, thanks. I guess.

      • Mike: Dan wasn't getting rid of this; he's moving in with Claire, isn't he?
        Charlie: I really can't comment.
        Mike: I don't get it! What does Dan have that I don't have?
        Charlie: I wouldn't beat yourself up. You're richer than he is, taller than he is, ...more moustache than he is.
        Mike: Right. All he has is this lame serving job at this pathetic bar.
        Charlie: Nice.

      • Dan: Wheel-O's unleashed a powerful campaign of juggling and noise-making.
        Jeff: We need to find his weakness.
        Dan: What, like set him up with a hot girl on stilts and take some pictures?
        Jeff: I was thinking sexy fire-eater, but you're on the right track. (Claire arrives)
        Claire: Hey, guys! Good news!
        Dan: You own a pair of stilts?

      • Mike: Hey, Fern, I have a proposition for you!
        Fern: How many kilos you need?
        Mike: What?
        Fern: Forget it. What's your proposition?

      • Fern: Dan-o, I feel bad about the whole party thing; at least let me get you a beer.
        Dan: Ah, thanks.
        Fern: That'll be five-fifty.
        Dan: But I work here.
        Fern: Yeah, about that...
        Mike: Hello, Dan.
        Dan: What, you work at Fern's now?
        Mike: I own Fern's now. Well, the bank owns Fern's, but in 25 years, I'll own Fern's.

      • (Mike has just told Dan that he's fired and can pick up his severence pay)
        Dan: Actually, that's awesome.
        Mike: No, Dan, it's actually the opposite of awesome.
        Dan: No, see, I was going to quit anyways, so I wouldn't have got the severence, but now, with you firing me, I get the package. That's awesome.

      • Alan: Okay, and now, the moment you've all been waiting for! It's time to introduce the lady of the night. And I don't mean she's a prostitute. Anita Vargas!

    • NOTES (1)

      • In the original CTV broadcast, the crew lising was:
        A Camera Operator: Cudah Andarawewa
        B Camera Operator: Jeffrey Hohener

        However, in the rebroadcast on The Comedy Network, and the online version, the crew credits were:
        1st Camera Operator: Jeffrey Hohener
        2nd Camera Operator: Cudah Andarawewa

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