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Dan Vs.

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  • Summer Camp

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    S 3 : Ep 13 - 3/9/13

    Elise comes across an old box of Chris' summer camp memorabilia in the garage, prompting Chris and Dan to recount the story of how they met as children. Suffering through life on the low end of the social totem pole at Camp Atrocious, Dan and Chris had constantly been the butt of jokes and daily childish hazing. But when Dan decides he can't take it anymore, he enlists Chris as his sidekick to take on the older kids and teach the bullying head counselor a lesson. Devising his very first system of elaborate traps and weaponry, Dan finds his calling in revenge and leaves Camp Atrocious in ruins.moreless
  • The Family Cruise

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    S 3 : Ep 12 - 3/2/13

    Dan is bent on attending a “Zombie Wrestling” event, but Chris already has plans to take a cruise with Elise and her parents. In a failed attempt to sabotage Chris leaving, Dan inadvertently finds himself stowing away on an ocean liner as a fifth member of the family. Desperate to head back to Los Angeles, Dan manipulates the cruise activities with a vengeance, hoping to cause enough trouble to be sent home. But then he realizes that one lucky passenger will get the title of honorary Captain during a ship-wide contest, and decides to do anything possible to win the honor and use it to personally steer the boat back towards land. But when he succeeds, he manages to accidentally send the boat straight towards an oceanic black hole! Suddenly the whole family must put their differences aside to work together and save the ship!moreless
  • The Superhero

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    S 3 : Ep 11 - 2/23/13

    When Los Angeles' local Crime Fighter Terrifi-Guy demolishes Dan's car during a routine act of heroism, Dan dons a cape and tights in an effort to out Super the Hero! But he soon learns that it's hard to be a super hero without any powers, so he switches tactics. He turns the roof of his apartment into a lair and starts focusing his thoughts to the more diabolical side of things. He becomes "Dr. Jerk" a super villain with plans to destroy Terrific-Guy by finding out and exploiting his one crippling weakness and thus having his revenge!moreless
  • Vegetables

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    S 3 : Ep 10 - 2/16/13

    When Burgerphile jumps on the health food wagon and begins serving a side of broccoli with their burgers instead of French fries, Dan turns "green" with fury and vows revenge against vitamin-enriched produce at large! After an attempt to take down a popular local farmer's market proves unsucessful, Dan hatches a plan to hijack a truck of noxious chemicals and use them to systematically destroy the entire vegetable supply of Southern California. But then Elise gets involved and puts a halt on Dan's leafy green destruction, so Dan fights back again by stealing Elise's top secret military genetic reorganizing machinery and inadvertently unleashes a vegetable monster that threatens todestroy Los Angeles!moreless
  • Jury Duty

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    S 3 : Ep 9 - 2/9/13

    Summoned to Jury Duty for the first time in his life, Dan's initial instinct is to sabotage the system and get out of serving as quickly as possible. But when he learns the details of the trial and sympathizes with the defendant's actions, he quickly changes his tune. He becomes determined to exonerate the accused by any means necessary. Whether impersonating a judge, tampering with the jury, doing some amateur detective work, or just making a contemptible nuisance of himself, Dan becomes a one man legal system bent on personal justice!moreless
  • The Ski Trip

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    S 3 : Ep 8 - 2/2/13

    Tricked into joining Chris and Elise on a ski weekend, Dan is determined to ruin everyone's fun on the slopes. But when a snow storm separates the three, trapping Dan and Elise together in their holiday cabin, they are begrudgingly forced to put their differences aside and communicate with each other like never before. Chris, meanwhile, hooks up with a cheery vacationing family who take him under their wing during the storm and prove to be almost too good to be true. - playing games, making him delicious treats, and showing him the love and affection he has been craving. When Elise and Dan finally agree to work together long enough to escape their snowy prison, they head out to find Chris, who, as it turns out, may be in need of some rescuing himself....moreless
  • The DMV

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    S 3 : Ep 7 - 1/26/13

    After a routine traffic stop reveals expired plates on his car and an expired license in his wallet, Dan is forced to do time at the most feared of adult pubic institutions - the DMV! Forced to wait for hours to speak to a representative, and then met with indifference once he does, Dan is marked as a "difficult case" and sent to the department's secret underground where he not only must find his way through a maze littered with tests and peril around every corner, but he must also do battle with a terrible minotaur in order to renew his license and escape to freedom!moreless
  • The Common Cold

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    S 3 : Ep 6 - 1/19/13

    When Dan finds himself sick with a cold for the first time in his life, he vows revenge against the viral invaders infecting his body! After tracking the source of his sickness to none other than Ninja Dave and learning that physically fighting him won't cure his cold, Dan realizes that he is going to have to fight this battle within. But none of the typical cures work, so Dan decides he has to take this to the next level. He heads to the Department of ControllingDiseases for some high tech bio-weapons and suddenly finds himself at the center of a battle with an ex-supermodel turned spy bent on biological warfare.moreless
  • The High School Reunion

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    S 3 : Ep 5 - 12/15/12

    Chris is thrilled to be attending his (and Dan's) high school reunion and revisiting fond memories from his teen years. Elise is excited to be joining him, because she hopes that seeing his old classmates will give Chris a chance to re-connect with some more quality folks than Dan. And Dan...wasn't invited, so naturally he sets out to sabotage the whole event! Disguised as the school mascot, and wielding scorpions and a litany of chemicals from the science room, Dan sets out to ruin the night for everyone who he felt made his high school experience a disaster. But he soon discovers that things might not have been exactly as he remembered them...moreless
  • The Mechanic

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    S 3 : Ep 4 - 12/8/12

    Furious that the work on his car is taking too long at the mechanic's, Dan storms into the shop with Chris for sweet, sweet revenge. However, what they uncover is more than they ever imagined. The Mechanic, facing bankruptcy, had been removing parts from Dan's car to build a large robot for use in an underground robot fighting ring! Since the only way to get his car fixed is to save the mechanic's shop from going out of business, Dan builds his own giant robot suit and enters the fighting ring himself to save the day. But when his fight opponent turns out to be Elise in her own robot suit, Dan soon learns that he might be in over his head!moreless
  • The Boss

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    S 3 : Ep 3 - 12/1/12

    Faced with eviction, Dan is finally forced to do the unthinkable: get a job! He signs up with Chris' temp agency, and the two of them begin working side by side at a magazine subscription collections company, drowning their days in mundane cubicle life. Though Dan resists working at every turn, sabotaging client calls, creating office havoc, his strict boss foils his every attempt to goof off, and begins to keep him on a tighter and tighter leash. Finally Dan wages all out war with his employer, only to discover that his boss is not what she seems - she's a demon from another dimension...and she wants Dan as her second in command! Now Dan has a tough choice - save the world, or work for eternity as Evil's assistant!moreless
  • The Mummy

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    S 3 : Ep 2 - 11/24/12

    When the object of Dan's revenge turns out to be a laid back, undead Egyptian king who won't leave him alone, Dan has to resort to some ancient means of pest control.
  • Anger Management

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    S 3 : Ep 41 - 11/17/12

    Dan is finally forced to take anger management after one too many blow-ups, and Chris ends up having to take it as well, for not being angry enough! Will Dan learn how to express his anger in a more constructive matter, and will Chris learn how to express his anger properly?

  • Wild West Town

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    S 2 : Ep 19 -

    On a cross-country mission of revenge against a puddling manufacturer, Dan and Chris are sidetracked by the lure of a day of old-fashioned cowboy fun at a local desert dude ranch. But their day soon turns sour when Dan becomes disgusted at the ridiculous prices and inauthentic, sanitized western entertainment. Denied a refund, Dan and Chris set out into the desert on horseback to where the Wild West Town's money is stashed, but soon find themselves caught up in a real-life skirmish with actual gunslingers with nefarious intentions of their own!moreless
  • Chris

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    S 2 : Ep 18 -

    Revenge becomes deeply personal when Chris takes possession of a treasured piece of film memorabilia that he and Dan jointly won on a call-in radio program. With both friends claiming exclusive rights to the item, and neither willing to bend, it's a battle royale with each side hitting the other where it truly hurts. Chris takes aim at Dan's home, selling all of his worldly goods, and Dan enlists Don and Elise Sr. to finally get back at the son-in-law they never liked. The fight escalates to a full-on cliffside brawl worthy of the history books. But will either survive? And if they do, can this friendship be saved?moreless
  • Gigundo-Mart

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    S 2 : Ep 17 -

    A huge warehouse-type superstore moves in right down the street from Dan's apartment, and with it comes the traffic, the noise, and of course, the masses of consumers desperate to save a buck by buying things in bulk that they will never use in a lifetime. All of this would be enough for Dan to want revenge, but to top it all off, Chris has become obsessed with the store and is quickly sending himself and Elise into debt with his endless purchases. Feeling like the only sane one left in town not giving in to the mass consumerism, Dan decides to take down the Colossal-Mart. But this proves easier said than done when a determined Greeter, a web of store policy red tape, and the sheer size of his opponent forces Dan to think outside the box with his vendetta. Little does he know that Elise, fed up with Chris' overspending, has set her sights on the Colossal-Mart as well and will stop at nothing to bring her husband back from his buying insanity.....and she has the hi-tech weaponry to do some real damage!moreless
  • Parents

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    S 2 : Ep 16 -

    From movie theaters to restaurants to parks, Dan is forever surrounded by obnoxious kids and, even more annoyingly, their oblivious parents who either do not know how, or refuse, to control their offspring. Fed up, Dan heads out to adopt his own child to prove that he would be a better parent than any of the horrible examples from his community. But when he finally finds the perfect child to mold in his own impeccable image, he learns that the kid already has prospective adoptive parents. If he wants the little guy, he's going to have to fight for him - literally! Dan is soon engaged in an all-out toy store free-for-all battle with a very determined young couple to see who is ultimately better suited to raise a child.moreless
  • Reality TV

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    S 2 : Ep 15 -

    Humiliated after being tricked into appearing on a popular TV dating show, Dan sets his sights on destroying that most heinous of pop cultural fads - reality television! But when a slimy Hollywood TV producer decides that angry, opinionated Dan makes for "great TV" he manipulates our little revenge seeker into appearing on yet another reality show and sets him up to fail miserably. But this time, Dan is not taking it lying down and his revenge plot takes on a new life.moreless
  • The Telemarketer

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    S 2 : Ep 14 -

    Dan is being harassed by a neverending stream of bothersome telemarketer calls, asking him to sign up, buy, and donate everything under the sun. At his wits' end, he heads to Chris and Elise's house hoping for peace, but the calls somehow continue. It's as if someone knows his every move and location. After a quick bit of internet investigation, the three head to the spot where the barrage of calls seems to be streaming from, and find something altogether unexpected. The offending caller is none other than Dan's prior nemesis, the Dan Imposter! Furious after being sent to prison due to Dan's earlier manipulations, the Imposter is bent on settling the score and soon Dan finds himself entangled in an ever-increasing high stakes game of revenge vs revenge!moreless
  • Stupidity

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    S 2 : Ep 13 - 3/27/12

    Dan decides to wage a war against stupidity, convinced that it's some kind of conspiracy aimed at weakening the whole country!

  • The Dinosaur

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    S 2 : Ep 11 -

    When an actual living, breathing dinosaur inadvertently crushes Dan’s car, Dan is not sure whether to alert the media, or seek revenge. Naturally, his baser instincts take over as usual, and he sets out with Chris to destroy the prehistoric menace. Along the way they team up with Mel Darwin, TV’s renowned, but slightly off-kilter “Reptile Wrestler” and soon they are knee deep in dino plaque, a neighborhood “Lost dog” epidemic and a media frenzy. Little do they know, however, that the dinosaur is the product of a secret government experiment and Elise has been assigned to deal with the problem personally. But will she be able to neutralize the threat and keep the dino under wraps before Dan succeeds with his more direct means of animal control?moreless
  • The Catburglar

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    S 2 : Ep 10 -

    "Of all the doors in all the cities, she had to knock on mine." Dan's life takes a film nourish turn when a beautiful but mysterious stranger named Honey O'Houlihan comes to him desperately in need of help. Having seen Dan all over town with Mr. Mumbles, Honey pegged Dan as a man with a special connection to cats, and thinks he will be able to solve the mysterious disappearance of her own beloved feline. Seduced by her beauty and the intriguing mystery, Dan takes the case. But he soon finds himself in over his head when Mr. Mumbles herself goes missing and the lies, betrayals, and danger starts to pile up beyond control!moreless
  • The Wedding

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    S 2 : Ep 9 -

    When Dan’s not-so-secret crush Hortence announces she is getting married to the CEO of Burgerphile, Dan sets out to stop the wedding at all costs! But his plan to ruin the blessed event goes awry when he notices Hortence distraught over a missing bridesmaid and his affection for her gets the best of him. Before Dan knows it, he has inadvertently agreed to be the substitute in Hortence’s bridal party! But always finding ways of turning a negative around, Dan hatches a new scheme – to destroy the wedding day from the inside out!moreless
  • The Gym

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    S 2 : Ep 8 - 3/3/12

    Annoyed by Chris and Elise’s preoccupation with working out, and embarrassed by an unflattering fitness assessment by a cocky trainer, Dan sets out to have his revenge on the gym! But after minor sabotages don’t seem to do much good, Dan decides to narrow his focus and investigate the cocky trainer who insulted him personally. Tracking him after hours, Dan is led to a secret location where he discovers a much larger fitness conspiracy than he could have ever imagined!moreless
  • Golf

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    S 2 : Ep 7 - 2/25/12

    Dan is planning a birthday party for Mr. Mumbles and needs Chris’ help to prepare for the festivities. But when Chris is unavailable, Dan discovers that Chris has been spending most of his free time playing golf with his boss. Furious, Dan tries to sway Chris from the sport but it only strengthens Chris’ resolve to continue playing. Reluctantly, Dan enlists Elise, who has also been the victim of Chris’ shirked responsibilities and the two plot to not only remove Chris from his new obsession, but destroy the game for good!moreless
  • The Monster Under the Bed

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    S 2 : Ep 6 - 2/18/12

    Dan is awoken with a start. At first, he thinks it's just Mr. Mumbles having a little post-taco indigestion, but that turns out to be wishful thinking when Dan's bed, clothes, and even his burrito are all under attack by what seems like a monster under the bed. Frightened and without his pants, Dan and Mr. Mumbles narrowly escape the beast's tentacled grasp and head to Chris and Elise, whose help Dan desperately needs to destroy the monster and get back into his home. And his pants.moreless
  • The Bank

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    S 2 : Ep 5 - 2/11/12

    Dan just wants to take five dollars out of the last ATM that allows one to take out five dollars. He does so successfully, but notices that his withdrawal fee has jumped an entire fifty cents (on top of the two dollars he was already used to). Outraged, he takes it up with an unconcerned bank manager. Finding no satisfaction, he determines to get revenge. The bank in question has also let down Elise when she needed it most; as such, she joins Dan and a reluctant Chris to take it to the bank like it stole their lunch money.moreless
  • Dancing

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    S 2 : Ep 4 - 2/4/12

    All Dan wants to do is watch a DVD marathon of the final season of his and Chris’ favorite inappropriate pay cable show, but at every turn he is inconvenienced by dance. Learning that Chris has indefinitely postponed the DVD marathon to practice for a dance contest with Elise pushes him over the brink. He will not rest until the contest is ruined and his DVD marathon can proceed unfettered. Dan demands that Chris drop out immediately. But the contest is very important to Elise, and she ensures that Dan will get an education in the art of dance that he will never forget.moreless
  • The Neighbors

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    S 2 : Ep 3 - 1/28/11

    Dan is beside himself. They've been going back and forth all day. New neighbors are moving in next door to Dan. They couldn't be nicer people, so Dan immediately suspects their true, nefarious nature. Chris assures Dan that they are just plain old regular, nice folks. Elise tries to get him to reach out to the new folks in his building. Elise and Chris together try to get him to come around. No dice! Dan is sure that they are straight up no-goodniks and he will see them move!moreless
  • The Mall Santa

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    S 2 : Ep 2 - 12/17/11

    Dan needs money to buy a Christmas gift for Mr. Mumbles. Chris, needing money for a Christmas gift for Elise, takes seasonal work at the mall and suggests Dan do the same. After hemming and hawing he reluctantly agrees, and it's off to the Christmas Crossing display in the Mall with the both of them. As one might guess, Dan quickly runs afoul of the Mall Santa and vows hot-blooded, holiday revenge. Meanwhile, Elise's superiors tell her that an enemy agent is in her area, probably with orders to "neutralize" her. So she's got stuff to worry about, too. Special Guest star Mark Hamill returns. But this time... as a DIFFERENT CHARACTER!moreless
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