Tom Bergeron: (to Kenny) I gotta say, I think your sports background was really obvious when you waved off one of your own dance moves.
Bruno: (to Kenny Mayne) That was demented!
Tom: What we may have here is you underperforming and Bruno overacting.
Kenny Mayne: (backstage) I don't think the Italian judge understood what we were trying to portray out there. We're supposed to be two children, lost in the woods and there's a snowstorm. and then the tanks are coming, but yet we hide under the bridge, and then we capture each other at the end. And we almost drop the girl, but she has pants and sequins. I pick her up- I'm married already, so I'm just escorting her through the woods-
Tom: (to the home audience/camera) Kenny's dance choreography was actually written by Leo Tolstoy.
Bruno: Well, Stacy, the warrior princess has become a beautiful swan.
Bruno: (to Drew, post-ChaChaCha) She bangs, you kick ass!
Maksim: That's the ugly version of what you need to do.
Maksim: (during rehearsal) You have a baby; I have Tia...we all have our, you know- Tia: (Laughing) We all have our challenges.
Tom: And her toughest judge; what did you think? Maksim: You should've seen her two weeks ago.
P. Miller: You may be wonderin' what I'm doing here. Sometimes, I' wonderin' what I'm doing here.
P. Miller: America, get ready for some GangserChaCha. That's what I'm gonna do.
Giselle: (to Jonathan, during rehersals) It's so maddening 'cause it's in your brain and then your body won't do it!
Anna: Well, what do you expect from your coaches in football? What- they, like, feed you cookies everyday?
Tom: (to Jerry, post ChaChaCha) Now be honest- she's more fun than Joe Montana, isn't she?
Bruno: (to Jerry Rice) you are a revelation and an inspiration to all men.
Len: (to Tatum) You know, you can't help getting preconcieved ideas and I'll tell you what- you knocked my socks off.
The dancing teams for this season are: Drew Lachey & Cheryl Burke George Hamilton & Edyta Sliwinska Master P & Ashley DelGrosso Giselle Fernandez & Jonathan Roberts Jerry Rice & Anna Trebunskaya Tatum O'Neal & Nick Kosovich Tia Carrere & Maksim Chmerkovskiy Stacy Keibler & Tony Dovolani Kenny Mayne & Andrea Hale Lisa Rinna & Louis van Amstel
According to the judges votes tonight, Drew Lachey & Cheryl Burke were in first place with a score of 24. Master P & Ashly DelGrosso were in last place with a score of 12.
Dances, Music, and Scores - Week 1 George & Edyta - Cha Cha "Oya Como Va" by Santana Carrie Ann...7, Len...5, Bruno...6 Score: 18 Lisa & Louis - Waltz "You Make Me Feel Like A Natural Woman" by Aretha Franklin Carrie Ann...5, Len...7, Bruno...7 Score: 19 Kenny & Andrea - Cha Cha "Hot Stuff" by Donna Summer Carrie Ann...4, Len...5, Bruno...4 Score: 13 Stacy & Tony - Waltz "Wonder Why" by Curtis Stigers Carrie Ann...8, Len...6, Bruno...8 Score: 22 Drew & Cheryl - Cha Cha "She Bangs" by Ricky Martin Carrie Ann...8, Len...8, Bruno...8 Score: 24 Tia & Maksim - Waltz "What A Wonderful World" by Louis Armstrong Carrie Ann...6, Len...7, Bruno...7 Score: 20 Master P & Ashly - Cha Cha "I Want You Back" by Jackson 5 Carrie Ann...4, Len...4, Bruno...4 Score: 12 Giselle & Jonathan - Waltz "I Never Loved A Man" by Roxette Carrie Ann...7, Len...6, Bruno...8 Score: 23 Jerry & Anna - Cha Cha "I Like It (Like That)" by Blackout All Stars Carrie Ann...7, Len...7, Bruno...7 Score: 21 Tatum & Nick - Waltz "What The World Needs Now" by Jackie DeShannon Carrie Ann...7, Len...6, Bruno...8 Score: 23
Tom: ...was actually written by Leo Tolstoy--refers to the Russian writer of novels that tend to be epic, like Kenny's "interpretation" of their choreography.
Tom: Welcome back to Dancing With the Stars- The Next Generation.--references the titular suffix made popular when Star Trek- The Next Generation began it's broadcast life.
Cheryl: (teasingly) This is not a boy band- this is ballroom--references Drew's past job as a singer in the recording group, 98Degrees.
Tia Carrere: I learned one tango for one movie...--refers to Tia's tango in the movie True Lies with Arnold Schwartzenegger.
Tom: ...more fun than Joe Montana...--refers to Jerry Rice's former teammate, quarterback for the San Francisco 49ers, Mr. Montana.
S 14 : Ep 19
Aired 5/22/12
S 14 : Ep 18
Aired 5/21/12
S 14 : Ep 17
Aired 5/15/12
S 14 : Ep 16
Aired 5/14/12
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