Dancing With The Stars

Bruno Tonioli: (commenting to Apolo Anton Ohno after his Jive) I thought I was seeing John Travolta's Mini Me. You are so much fun, you should be a ride in Disneyland.

Len Goodman: (commenting to Cydle Drexler after his Jive) This week, you've done a U-turn, Clyde. It was a great effort, and I love you, but I'm afraid, as a dancer, it didn't happen.

Bruno Tonioli: (commenting to Cydle Drexler after his Jive) It was like a Jive through a dense fog: a bit fuzzy, and blurred at the edges.

Karina Smirnoff: The Tango was originally the dance of Argentinian cowboys. They would ride their horses all day and they stink up. Then without taking a shower, they would go to the bar and dance. And that's why Tango usually dances with their faces away from each other. Billy Ray Cyrus: And I tend to stink up the dance floor, so this will work out great.

Jonathan Roberts: The dilemma is, you can kick your right leg but you can't balance on your left. And you can balance on your right, but you can't kick your left. Heather Mills: Yeah, exactly. Jonathan Roberts: We're screwed!

Ian Ziering: There is so much hip action in this Jive, that my butt is so sore. Because every hip, you gotta clench a butt cheek! (Cheryl demonstrates hip shaking) Ian Ziering: You gonna have me doing that? Cheryl Burke: Yes! You're going to show Bruno what you've got!

(Apolo takes Julianne to the ice rink to show her how to speed skate) Julianne Hough: I might be graceful on the dance floor, but definitely not on the ice! Apolo Anton Ohno: It felt awesome to be back on the ice again and it was even better being the boss...for once!

(after Laila and Makim receive some harsh criticism from the judges) Tom Bergeron: I know Max well enough now that I'm just wondering what you're thinking...but probably it's best that we don't know!

Edyta Sliwinska: After our Tango, John is going to be known as John Tango Legs Ratzenberger!