Dancing With The Stars

Tom Bergeron: Alright, too early to give out the Mirror Ball, but Shannon already gets the oversharing award. Samantha Harris: TMI! (too much information)

Adam Carolla: (after Carrie Ann Inaba's judging comments about him being sexy) Look, first off, she was being nice. I mean if we were both single, she wouldn't date me. And neither would you (talking to Julianne) and neither would you (pointing to the side of the camera) and especially you at home (pointing to the camera.)

Mario: All I can do is try and give it my all. My body wasn't listening to my mind. Karina Smirnoff: Or to my mind.

Marlee Matlin: (through her interpreter after judges comments) I use my hands a lot to communicate every day, but pancakes? I've never seen my hands that way so I don't get it. It's a new world.

Marissa Jaret Winokur: (about her scores) I was totally expecting 8's. I was expecting it to be our best...we worked so hard and like I've not known a dance as well as I knew this one. So I'm totally shocked!

Jason Taylor: I guess my dancing days are dead. Edtya Sliwinska: No Jason Taylor: They're numbered!

Derek Hough: I still get nervous. My heart starts going dodododo. Shannon Elizabeth: I totally threw up in my mouth a little. Derek Hough: That's gross.... Shannon Elizabeth: Yeah Derek Hough:....that's really gross.