Daniel Boone

Mingo: Bears are not essentially carniverous. Ira: They ain't what?

Cletus: That there's Hummer. The best dang bear dog in the whole 13 colonies. Daniel: You're takin' in quite a bit of territory. Cletus: Well now maybe I did misstate it a little bit. He's the best dang bear dog in the whole world.

Ira (to Cletus about the bear): If Dan'l can't get him, that bear can't be got.

Rebecca: Say what you please, Daniel Boone. I know you're just itchin' for a shot at that bear.

Cletus (to Hummer about his hangover): What are you whinin' about? It ain't your head that's a bustin'.

Cletus (to Hummer): I don't know why I put up with you. You just ain't no help around the camp.

Mingo: I have an uneasy feeling that old Three Toes is keeping better track of us than we are of him. Daniel: He sure ain't showin' no signs of leavin' the country.

Daniel: You ready for a swim? Mingo: No, but what choice do we have?

Cletus (after Hummer shakes water on him): Hummer, you ain't got no consideration for your fellow man.

Rebecca (to Israel): I'll hug you now but I may take a switch to you when I get you back to the stockade.