Daniel: Aren't you gonna wait and see if you got any mail? Josh: Where I'm from I don't know anybody that can write.
Josh (about his uncle): The nicest thing he ever said to me was ne'er-do-well.
Josh: I'm not the kinda fella that forgets my friends. Cincinnatus: Well I'm not the kind of fella that forgets $50.00.
Josh (to Whitmore): I appreciate all the confidence my uncle had in me but right now I'd settle for just a little cash.
Jonah: Oh, you're Mr. Josh. I notice the resemblance now. Josh: Well, it'd been a whole lot better for me if you'd noticed the resemblance a little earlier.
Jonah: After supper I'll start teaching you. Josh: Teachin' me what? Jonah: Teaching you how to act when you own a slave.
Israel: Who's he? Josh: That's Jonah. Israel: You mean the one that got swallowed by the whale? Josh: No, I do believe that was a different branch of the family.
Jonah (to Rebecca): Ma'am, I'd appreciate a good meal. Mr. Josh's cooking is not very good.
Bear: You the one I'm fightin'? Daniel: No, not me. I only fight when I'm mad and right now I'm feelin' mighty friendly.
Daniel: Josh, I understand that the climate in Canada is very agreeable this time of year.
Daniel: Well, Josh, how do you feel? Josh: Like a Christian just before somebody fed him to the lions.
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