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Sam: (To Danny) If you need us tonight, we'll be at Tucker's, darkening his outlook on the world. (To Tucker) Won't that be fun?
Tucker: Yeah. It'll be... wait, what are you gonna be doing at Tucker's?
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Sam: (Referring to being a techno-geek) So, maybe your first thing was your best thing.
Tucker: Yeah... (Suspiciously) Hey, you never really wanted me to go Goth, did you?
Sam: Duh. Goth's my thing. (Holds up PDA) And I believe this is yours.
Tucker: (Takes PDA and kisses it) Oh, baby, I missed you!
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Concessions Kid: (To Tucker & Sam) One super large popcorn. (Gasps; to Tucker) I know you. You're Bad Luck Tuck.
Tucker: (Takes popcorn) And you're Minimum Wage Stan, but you don't hear me broadcasting it.
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Danny: The weirdest part is my parents and I were actually on the same page! I'm not like them! Am I?
Sam: Let's see. You're stubborn, overprotective, your last name's Fenton, and you hunt ghosts.
Tucker: Only thing you're missing is the hazmat goggles and the wonder gut.
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(Jack is trying to open the door using brute force)
Maddie: Jack, calm down. Try being a little more gentle...
(Danny & Johnny 13's Shadow phase through the door; Maddie turns the lock slowly; door falls off its hinges)
Maddie: See?
Jack: Well, hey, I loosened it!
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Johnny: (To Jack, from outside his bedroom door) Sorry, Pops, I didn't want you crampin' my style.
Jack: Stop calling me "Pops"!
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Danny: Suffering spooks! (Slight pause) Suffering spooks? Oh, man, I am becoming my dad!
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Danny: (To Johnny) Better luck next time! But next time, stay away from my sister!
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Johnny: (To Jazz) What do you say, kiddo? Want to be my girl?
Danny: She's not anybody's girl!
Jazz & Johnny: Stop spying on us!
Danny: No, I won't! Any more than you would if it were me!
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Maddie: (To Jazz, referring to Johnny) I cannot believe he snuck into the house just to see you. It's so romantic...but you still can't ever see him again.
Danny & Jack: I told you that punk was no good!
(Danny is embarrassed, Jack smiles and puts his hand on Danny's shoulder)
Jazz: Yeah. Yeah, you did. You both did. (To Danny) But you told me first. (Rubs his head)
Danny: Hey!
Jazz: I love you too.
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Kwan: (Impersonating Tucker) Check me out, I'm Tucker Foley, styling large in the latest techno geek fashion.
Dash: Dude, you do that a little too well.
Kwan: (Screams) Techno geek's contagious!
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Danny: (To Tucker) I need a new image, can I borrow your PDA?
Tucker: Get your own thing, man.
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Johnny: So, Jazz, what do you say?
Jazz: A ring? You wanna go steady? That is so old school.
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Sam: Time for the ultimate Goth accessory. (Holds up an earring)
Tucker: I am not getting my ear pierced!
Sam: Who said anything about your ear?
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Jack: (About Johnny) He's on the run!
Maddie: And I've got the Fenton Anti-Creep Stick. Let's get him!
Jack: Sweetie, that's just a regular bat.
Maddie: Yep, but it's a bat with the word 'Fenton' on it.
Jack: Man, that's hot!
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Jack: (To Danny about Johnny) You decked him? (Sad face) But we brought the bat... with the word 'Fenton' on it.
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Jazz: (About a clown painting) Sure he's smiling on the outside, but I can sense the tortured soul just below the surface.
Clown Artist: No, he's smiling on the inside too. (Burps)
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Tucker: (To girl) Do you want to beam me your phone number? We can share ring tones. (Twitches)
Girl: No way, techno geek.
Tucker: Argh! I am not a techno geek! (Throws his technology on the ground) Ahhhhh!!! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
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Jack: Suffering spooks! Where's Danny? I'll bet he'd love this!
Jazz: (Nervously) Oh, well, I'm sure wherever he is it has nothing to do with ghosts at all.
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Danny: (To ghost wolf, about Sam) Down boy! Don't eat that, it's a vegetarian!
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Danny: (To Sam) Man, this stinks. My sister's dating a ghost, and I'm turning into my parents!
Tucker: Hey, guys.
Danny: (After seeing Tucker's Goth outfit) What the heck are you turning into?
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Kitty: (About getting a girl for her to possess) What's talking so long?
Johnny: I'm trying to find the right girl for you to take over. I mean, if I've gotta look at her face with all eternity, I wanna make sure I like it, dig?
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Danny & Jack: (To Jazz) You were about to let some strange punk activate the Fenton Portal? (They stare at each other)
Johnny: Hey, calm down! We weren't doing nothing, Pops!
Danny & Maddie: His name isn't "Pops"! (They stare at each other)
Johnny: Ah, whatever. This place is getting a little too cramped for my style, anyway. (Leaves)
Jazz: I'll walk you out, Johnny. (To Danny, about Jack and Maddie) And could you be any more like them? (Leaves)
Danny, Jack, & Maddie: I am not like them/him!
Danny: This is awkward.
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Danny: Easy on the ghost ink, I just had this suit cleaned!
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Danny: (To Tucker) Hit it!
Tucker: Hitting it.
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Tucker: (To Sam) You win. Goth me up.
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Maddie: (About Jazz & Johnny) Were you spying on them?
Danny: All right! All right! I was spying on Jazz... and I'm really --
Jack: (Whispering) Good job.
Maddie: (Whispering) Yeah, way to go, Danny, and If you see Jazz with that hooligan again, you let us know.
(Johnny rides away on motorcycle; Jazz stares at them)
Jack & Maddie: (Yelling at Danny) And don't do it again!
Jack: (Whispering) But seriously, feel free to do it again.