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(While Sam's spitting watermellon seeds everywhere at the wedding banquet)
Prince Aragon: (Shielding himself) Dorathea! What is the meaning of this?
Dora: (Nervous) Uh, pre-wedding jitters?
(Sam belches in Aragon's face)
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(While Dora watches Danny is being picked up by two girls through her ring)
Dora:(To Prince Aragon in the ring) You see? The boy is distracted. The ring masks me from his ghost sense. He suspects nothing!
Prince Aragon: Which is more than I can say for the girl. Perhaps next time, you should walk up to her and scream: "I'm a ghost!"
(The ring shows Dora loosing control of her dragon form while Sam is unknowingly watching.)
Dora: (Frightened) Please...please forgive me, brother. I didn't think-
Prince Aragon: (Angrily) You're not supposed to think! You're supposed to keep her away from the ghost boy until showtime. So, do it!
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(While shooting at the Ghost Archer)
Danny: Dude, you're seriously cutting into my very limited: 'girls are flirting with me' time!
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(Sam is shown with Dora and the other girls in the football field)
Dora: Well, here's a statement. It says: "I'll never win in this outfit!"
(Sam frowns)
Dora: Still, Miss Manson has a point. You girls are unique individuals with strong opinions and indipendant minds.
Sam: You're darn right we are!
Dora: It's my job to make you forget that and mold you into happy little princesses.
(All girls cheer, except Sam.)
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Tucker: (Uses his bow to fire two PDAs into the nostrils of the dragon ghost, keeping him from breathing fire) Looks like I can get past ALL kinds of firewalls! (Aragon flies out into the air and fires his dragonbreath) Except that one...
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Danny:(Trapped under a net by two medievil ghosts) Cut me some slack! Hey, another axe pun!
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Sam: (Just before the pageant; after Dora appears behind her) Oh, Ms. Mattingly, I didn't hear you!
Dora: You'd be surprised how dainty your footsteps can be WHEN DON'T WEAR COMBAT BOOTS!!!
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(After Danny & Sam walk away and leaving the bouquet and titara to the contestants)
Tucker: Fear not, ladies. I'm still accepting date bribes for Miss Congeniality!
Paulina: I'm clawing his eyes out Saturday!
Star: I'm clawing his eyes out Sunday! Who gets him today?
(Both look at each other; start game of Rock, Paper, Scissors)
Paulina & Star: One, two, three! (Paulina had rock, Star had paper)
Star: Ha! You're dead, Foley!
(Starts chasing Tucker angrily off the stage)
Tucker: AAAHHHH!
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(Danny and Tucker watch the girls practice for the pageant)
Danny: Dating her Friday. (Points to right)
Tucker: Dating her Saturday. (Points to right)
Danny & Tucker: Dating her Sunday. (Look at each other; starts game of Rock, Paper, Scissors) Once, twice, shoot! (Danny had paper, Tucker had scissors)
Tucker: Ha! Dating her Sunday.
(Danny looks at him in angry way; medieval ghost appears)
Danny: If we live that long! Can we do this when we're a little less popular?! (Jumps into a pile of wood and goes ghost)
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Sam: Why does the Prince want to marry a human anyway?
Dora: My brother wants to posess that which no one else has-- a human bride. That's why he forced me to make your friend the judge. Surely a half ghost would choose a perfect human bride.
Sam: You gotta be kidding me. That makes about as much sense as-- (glass slippers on her feet break)
Dora: Glass slippers? I know. But the Prince always gets what he wants.
Sam: Oh, really? (sees ink) Then I'll just have to be what he doesn't want!
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Mr.Lancer:(singing) A Happy Princess is sweet and pure. With hair of gold and teeth of white. Her soft complexion is pure perfection with never a pimple in sight.(stops singing) Except her.
(girl covers face and runs away)
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Danny (taking the quiver of arrows from the archer ghost): Hah! Not so tough without your arrows, are you?
(The archer ghost hits him over the head with his bow.)
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Paulina: (To Danny) I've got those compliments you wanted to hear.
Tucker: And I've got the tape recorder to prove you said them.
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Lancer: Sir Judge has chosen thy winner.
(Danny goes running past)
Danny: Sam!
Lancer: The Miss Teenage Happy Princess is... Sam?!....Are You unwell?!?
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(After Danny has made Prince Aragon fall into the water)
Danny: Now, are you gonna let my friend go, or do we have to do this the hard way?
(Aragon's hand suddenly reaches upand grabs Danny; Aragon comes up out of the water and smashes Danny to the ground, knocking him out)
Aragon: How about the slow and painful way?
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Paulina: (About Danny) Lets scratch his eyes out with our perfectly manicured nails!
Danny: (As the girls are advancing on him angrily) Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Don't! You don't understand! I never... actually picked the winner.
Paulina: You didn't? (Sweetly) I knew you'd come to your senses!
Danny: I have. About a lot of things. And for helping me to do that, I decree our Miss Teenage Happy Princess shall be... Sam Manson.
(Everyone gasps)
Sam: (Surprised as Danny gives her flowers & tiarra for winning) I...don't know what to say! Wait, yes I do. These things are stupid! Up for a double veggie veggie at the Nasty Burger? Danny: Sure. But you're buying. After all, this is the 21st century. (He & Sam walk away arm-in-arm)
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(After Sam has stated in her 'Goth haiku' that Dora's a ghost)
Danny:: So that's your big statement? 'Dora's a ghost?' I mean, what's that have to do with-- wait... Dora's a ghost?
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Sam: (sliding pig on table and into ghosts) Mosh Pitt!
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(In the shadows before entering the dining hall)
Sam: Are you ready to party?! Wassup?! Here comes the bride!
(Sam jumps out of the shadows and enters the dining hall)
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(Casper High cafeteria. Danny Phantom is dazed on the floor when Paulina runs toward him)
Paulina: I'm still really into you, but don't let Danny Fenton know. He's the judge. (continues to run away screaming)
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Sam: I'm Sam Manson, and my Happy Princess talent is...(Sees Dora glaring at her with evil eyes) Goth Haiku:
Despair without end! (Whispers) Dora's a ghost!
Utter Blackness! Nothingness.
(Whispers) Dora's a ghost! (Clears throat)
Dora is a ghost!
(After Sam has stated in her 'Goth haiku' that Dora's a ghost)
Danny: So that's your big statement? 'Dora's a ghost?' I mean, what's that have to do with-- wait... Dora's a ghost?
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Sam: I've always wanted to do this! (Swings from a chandelier)
Dora: (In a depressed voice) I always wanted to do that too!