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Tucker walks up to the ghost guards and sprays his cologne, causing them to start coughing)
Tucker: Oh, please. You're ghosts. Do you have any idea what you smell like?
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Danny: Tucker's right; hospitals stink.
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(Danny's best friend comes to school with a new cologne on)
Danny: Why do you smell like a sweaty cookie?
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Tucker: Don't worry, Danny! The calvary is coming... whether he wants to or not!
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Tucker: (Before he sprays his cologne through the air vent to get the ghost bugs out of everybody) Whoever said, "Odor isn't everything," never met Tucker Foley.
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Jazz: (As a floating head in a jar) I can't feel my toes!
Spectra: Let's see if you can feel this. (Throws the jar)
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Danny: (After Bert Rand puts Sam & Paulina to sleep with knockout gas) Sam? Paulina? Getting tired... gas is affecting me?
Bertrand: (As Bert Rand) Of course child, that's the point. (Turns into Bertrand) You didn't think this was an actual hospital, did you?
Danny: You're Penelope Spectra's assistant, Bertrand! (Pauses; smacks his hand to his face) Bert Rand, Bertrand, how did I miss that?
Bertrand: Why don't you mull that over during your last two seconds of consciousness.
Danny: Tucker's right... Hospitals... stink! (Passes out)
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Jack: Why should we trust you?
Dr. Bert Rand: Because I'm with the government and I can audit your taxes.
Jack: We trust you.
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(Spectra throws the glass container with Jazz inside; the Kwans can't catch it, but she is caught by Tucker)
Tucker: Yes, I got her!
Jazz: Your fly's open.
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(Danny is being chased by a huge ghost bug)
Danny: Bug. (Flies in front of a telephone wire; bug crashes into the wire and gets shocked) Zapper.
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Danny: Sam, are you okay? I heard a scream.
Sam: Yeah, that was me. (About Paulina) You'd scream too if you were stuck in a sleepover with her.
Danny: Actually, I kinda doubt that.
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(Danny punches Spectra while she is covered in mucus and his arm gets covered in mucus)
Danny: You know, if my life wasn't at stake, I would hurl right now.
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Spectra: Okay, that's it, let's boogie.
Danny: See, that's the kinda pun I was avoiding with the whole "blew it" comment.
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Spectra: Ah, there we go. Your DNA is finally kicking in, which means I should be all powerful in three.. two.. one! (Becomes big like Jack) What? What happened? Why do I suddenly feel like blathering on about ghosts? And why do I feel like eating fudge, lots and lots of fudge?
Danny: You wanted Fenton DNA. Unfortunately, you got it courtesy of my dad's nose.
(Spectra turns into a huge mucus monster)
Spectra: Aahhh!!!
Danny: There's a "you blew it" pun somewhere, but, I'd rather not.
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(As Tucker enters the hospital)
Sam: Tucker, is that you?
Tucker: Sam, is that you? Where are you?
Sam: Up here.
Tucker: (Sees Sam floating) Sam? Ha! And you call me an airhead.
Sam: You know, you really should stop and consider all the vile things I could do to you from up here.
(Tucker moves away)
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Danny: (Wakes up) Where am I? (Looks around and finds himself strapped to hospital bed; tries to escape)
Bertrand: Save it, kid, those restraints are ghost proof. You're in for the duration.
Danny: (Looks to his side and sees weapons) Somebody tell me what's happening here!
(Spectra appears in her "shadow" form)
Spectra: Allow me. You know how we therapists love to talk it all out.
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Tucker: (From outside the hospital) Spooky hospital. Ghosts guarding the joint. Still, no sign that Danny's in any real danger yet.
Danny: (From inside the hospital) Let me go!
Tucker: Still, technically not a cry for help.
Danny: HELP!!
Tucker: Well, not a cry for me.
Danny: TUCKER!!!
Tucker: Ah, dang.
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Kwan: Fenton, you're in here, too? (Starts duplicating)
Kwans: Four. Six. Eight. Who do we appreciate? Us! Us! Ahh! Run for our lives! (All eight Kwans run away)
Danny: Are you kidding? I have been trying to do that trick for months, that is so wrong!
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Danny: Okay, just hang out here and wait for me. You got my mom's Fenton utility weapon just in case?
Tucker: (Takes out a lipstick) It's a lipstick, and an ecto-blaster. Because I'm worth it.
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Tucker: Hey, Danny, check this out.
Danny: What's up?
Tucker: Got another one. (Shows Danny a ghost beetle in his palm)
Danny: Tucker, get rid of that thing!
Tucker: No, no, look. It won't bite me, or phase into my skin, or anything.
Danny: That's weird. I figured my ghost powers were protecting me. What's protecting you? (Beetle flies off)
Danny & Tucker: Foley by Tucker Foley!
Danny: Wow, it's not just repelling, it's a repellent!
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(After swarm of ghost beetles chase Dash into the bathroom, and Danny runs in after)
Danny: Hey, Dash, uh, not that I care, but, you okay?
Dash: I don't feel so good.
Danny: Yeah, this always happens on goulash day. (Dash shoots ghost rays from inside stall) Although, I've never seen goulash do that.
Dash: (Becomes a monster and breaks stall door) Get away! (Picks up Danny and throws him into a stall, Danny goes ghost, tackles monster Dash from behind, and pins him to a wall, while making a fist) I wish I could say I didn't want to do this, but - (Dash turns back to normal, and passes out) Uh, and just one cheap shot away from a semester full of payback.
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(Danny's ghost sense goes off)
Danny: Uh, is Paulina glowing?
Sam: Uh, I know she's supposed to have flawless skin, but this is ridiculous.
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Danny: You're afraid of the nurse's office?
Tucker: Yes! Nurse's offices. Doctor's offices. Hospitals. Any place with sharp, pointy, sticky things and the smell of sick people.
Sam: (Sniffs) Ugh, speaking of sick smells, what is that? Gym socks and Snickerdoodles?
Danny & Tucker: Foley by Tucker Foley.
Danny: It's Tucker's cologne.
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Danny: Phew, what is that smell?
Tucker: This? (Shows Danny spray-can) It's my new all-over body spray. I made it myself. I call it "Foley" by Tucker Foley. (Sprays some on himself) It combines with your natural odor to create a sweet manly scent, that smells different to everyone who sniffs it.
Danny: Tuck, you smell like a sweaty cookie.
Tucker: By choice. The ladies will be swarming all over me.
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Danny: (In phantom mode, while fighting huge ghost bug) Paulina! You should run. (Paulina begins running toward him) No, not toward me! Away! Run!