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Sam: (Gives Danny the ring) Here you go.
Tucker: You sure about this?
Danny: Well, she said she'd give up ghost hunting. For me. Besides, I like her and she likes me back. Isn't it supposed to be that simple?
Sam & Tucker: Clueless.
(Valerie appears)
Valerie: Danny.
Danny: Wow. I'm glad you're here. I wanted to ask you something.
Valerie: Actually, me first. (Sam & Tucker leave them alone) Danny, I've had a lot of fun these last few days. But my life's way too complicated right now or us to be anything other than...friends.
Danny: Just friends? But I thought...
Valerie: I thought too. But there's something important I have to do and I don't want you to get hurt because of it. Besides, it's not like you were gonna give me some lame class ring, right (Kisses Danny on the cheek)
Danny: (Chuckles) Yeah. Right.
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Danny: (After Sam tells him Technus is trying to hook him and Valerie up) Sam was probably being paranoid...(Turns around and sees Technus in Valerie's suit)...but that doesn't mean she's not right. Valerie's... not in there, is she?
Technus: No. She's not. (Points to Valerie) She's over there. In full view.
(Valerie waves; Danny waves back nervously)
Technus: You should run now.
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Danny: You're telling me that Technus is trying to hook me up? Come on! Technus hates emotions!
Sam: And hello? He's using yours against you.
Tucker: Dim lights, stalled ferris wheels... you think the universe wants you two to be together?
Danny: Well, maybe, but, I don't know... I might.
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Damon: (After realizing Valerie wasn't the one in her suit) I'm sorry I didn't believe you. (Referring to Danny) You did do a good job protecting your friend. I guess I can let it go this time.
Valerie: You're only saying that 'cause the suit's destroyed.
Damon: Bingo.
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Danny: (While running from Technus, who is in Valerie's ghost hunting suit) You were pushing Valerie and me together!
Technus: You're welcome! (Tries to shoot Danny with the Ectogrenade Launcher; Danny dodges all the attacks and tries to go ghost) Uh, uh, eh. Careful. (Shows Danny cameras) Secret identity, remember? (Danny no longer tries to go ghost) I wonder who will miss you more. The angry ghost hunter, or the frustrated little Goth girl who can't admit her feelings!
Danny: What are you --
Technus: Ah, well. Nothing you need to worry about now, because you are through interfering with my plans! (Charges the Ectogrenade Launcher)
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Tucker: And this cartridge makes my PDA a GPS. And this chip here makes the GPS a GBA. And -- (Sees Sam uninterested) I'm boring you, aren't I?
Sam: You're killing me!
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Danny: (Referring to the father/son talk) Does it have to be awkward?
Jack: Yep. I'm gonna give you some fatherly advice. Then, I'm gonna say something that makes you cringe and run out of the room in embarrassment!
Danny: Check. (Scared) Advice first?
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Sam: (About Technus) He's pushing Danny and Valerie together!
(Tucker starts laughing hysterically)
Sam: (Annoyed) If you're done, we have to tell Danny.
Tucker: You want to tell Danny that Technus is playing match-maker? How do think he's gonna react to that? (Cuts to next scene; Danny is also laughing hysterically after hearing the news)
Sam: (Annoyed) Are you done yet?
Danny: No. (Continues laughing)
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(At school; Danny is seen yawning)
Tucker: Long night?
Sam: (Referring to his computer conversation with Valerie) Of flirting with disaster?
Danny: You should really give her a chance, Sam. I know she wants to waste Danny Phantom, but did you know that she's a ninth degree black belt? That her favorite fruit is kumquat, because it's a funny word?
Sam: No, Danny, I didn't. Because I never really get past the "waste Danny Phantom" part!
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(Technus fires an ectoblast near Valerie's feet, which causes her to fall into some type of liquid)
Danny: I am gonna break you in half! (Charges at Technus)
Technus: (Disappears) Temper, child, temper. There's that emotion of yours again. (Appears behind Danny, grabs him by the neck, and shocks him, thus causing him to fall; he lands in a pile of boxes) And emotion, whether you know it or not, is your greatest weakness!
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Valerie: (To Star, about Danny) Did you know that he wants to be an astronaut? That he bowls with a 150 average?
Star: No. All I know is that his family's a bunch of ghost-hunting freaks. (Danny shows up) Oh, I'm sorry, by freak I mean -- nah, I mean it. See ya, Val. See ya, freak. (Walks off)
Valerie: Oh, don't mind her.
Danny: "Her?" Was there another girl with you? I hadn't noticed.
Valerie: Pretty cheesy, Neil Armstrong. You got lunch plans?
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Sam: (Reading the class ring inscription upside down) Who the heck is Wes?
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Sam: (On Fenton Phones) Clueless 1, this is Goth 1, do you copy?
Danny: Goth 1, this is Clueless 1. Why am I "Clueless 1?"
Tucker: (Also on Fenton Phones; to Sam) Tell him!
Sam: Shut it!
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Sam: (On Fenton Phones) Uh, Danny. Danny, come in. Stay alert, you have company.
Danny: Company? What kind of company? (Dodges energy blasts shot by Valerie)
Sam: It's your girlfriend.
Danny: She's not my girlfriend until I give her the ring.
Tucker: What is this, 1955?
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Sam: (Being hugged by Valerie) Human contact... crushing... Goth indifference.
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Danny: (As he blasts off into the sky) Hey! I'm an astronaut!!
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Technus: Are you mad, child? Picking a fight with me and my upgraded form?!
Danny: You upgraded to a mullet?
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(Valerie sees Danny knocked into a few boxes after his fight with Technus at the mall)
Valerie: Oh, hi. Didn't expect to see you here.
Danny: Uh, didn't expect to be here.
Sam: Oh, I'm gonna hurl.
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Tucker: Hey, Valerie. (Coldly) Star.
Star: (Also coldly) Foley.
Valerie: (To Sam, also coldly) Manson.
Sam: Whatever.
Star: Where's your loser boyfriend, Danny?
Sam & Valerie: He's not my boyfriend! And he's not a loser!
Tucker: Uh, ladies, hello. Another good-looking guy right here. (Wiggles eyebrows; no one answers) And people wonder why I love technology.
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Girl #1: (About Danny and Valerie) Dumped him, huh?
Tucker: Apparently.
Girl #2: Goth girl making her move?
Tucker: Doubt it. (Wiggles eyebrows at girls)
Girl #1: Do you think he likes brunettes?
Tucker: That settles it. (To PDA) You seeing anybody?