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Nickelodeon (ended 2007)
|Danny: As a lonely, single man in your fourties, may I suggest internet dating? Or a cat? |
Vlad: Mark my words, Maddie, no one says no to Vlad Masters! You will rue the day you spurred my affections! And I will not get a cat!
Danny: Looks like somebody didn't start their day with a bowl of Froot Loops.
Vlad: o_O How did you guess?
Danny: This looks like a job for...the vacuum cleaner!
*hops on vacuum, then loses control and smashes into wall*
Tucker: ( Shoving his beret under Maddie's nose) Does this smell funny to you?
Maddie: (Groans and faints)
Sam: Come on, it can't be that bad. (Smells it and faints as well)
Tucker: (Chuckles) Okay, so I haven't washed my hair...in two months.
Butch: Ugh! Hey, could we get an air freshener in here? And cut!
Fun Danny: Okay, uh, from now on you hide and I will be Danny.
Super Danny: I think not. You were Danny all day and did a pretty poor job of it.
Fun Danny: Dude, this whole "me being split in two" is like, wierd and all.
Super Danny: I agree. I'm standing next to myself, and I'm TALKING to myself! This is too freaky.
Fun Danny: Then again, I can do two things at the same time and be at different places at the same time!
Both Dannys: *starts talking about random things*
Butch, entire crew and entire cast: *stares at them*
Cameraman: This could take a while....
Jack: Well since they're gonna talk for who knows how long, lets go to Burger King and get some food since we're almost on our lunch break anyways.
Maddie, Sam and Tucker: Good idea!
All four: *leaves*
Vlad: While you're at Burger King, get me some cheese burgers as well.
Tucker: Buy your own lunch, rich man! For christ sake's you're a billionaire! You make more money!
Fright Knight: Nice try.
Valerie's on her hoverboard.Insted of going over the chirdren,she crashes into them.
Box Lunch-Would you like a nice side salad with that?
Cameraman-Ooo,I'll take one to go!
(leaves with salad)
Tucker: Spooky hospital, ghosts guarding the joint... still, no sign that Danny's in any REAL danger yet.
Danny: Let me go!
Tucker: Technically, not a cry for help.
Tucker: Well, not a cry for me.
Tucker: Do I have to?
Tucker: Hospitals make me feel claustrophobic.
Danny: I don't care! D'you want me to get fried or not?!
Tucker: I don't wanna go!
Danny: YOU BIG BABY! GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE AND HELP ME!!!
Tucker: But I-
Danny: It's in the script! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Butch: Cut! This is the last argument you two have
|Use this. I deleted the most recent one by mistake.|
Technus: Great idea! You Should Be A Tutor.
Danny: (Punches Technus)
Technus: (Falls On Danny)
Butch: Desiree, bring back Danny's Memory, and repair his body.
Skulker: Lime and Vinegar, who eats those??
Butch: I do, you moron!
Skulker: Get off me!
Mouse: Never again, honey.
Skulker: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
Danny: Get behind me! I'm going...
Danny: No, seriously. I'm so nervous I think I wet myself.
Butch: *Slaps forehead* This might take a while.
Danny: I'm going...to the bathroom!
Butch: *Slaps forehead, again*
Danny: I'm going lampchop!
Danny: I'm going PS!
Danny: I'm going global!
Danny: I'm going ghost! *Throws his arms in the air, and wets his pants*
Butch: *Slaps forehead* Not again.
Danny: I'm going ghost! *THrows arms in air and transforms and flies up to Lunch Lady* I...command you...to...take me to the bathroom...please?
Butch: I can't win today.
Sam: Falling stinks!
Danny: My thighs are chaifing.
Butch: *Slaps forehead.* GET DANNY A BIGGER COSTUME!
Danny: Uh, Butch, I can't breathe!
Butch: *Bangs head on table* I SAID BIGGER, NOT SMALLE- what am I saying...
Butch: Someone please kill me.
Danny: Uhh, Butch, why am I butt-naked?
Butch: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Someone kill me!
Danny: My thighs are chaifing!
Butch: I give up. Let's skip this scene and I'll use puppets for that part.
|jack: g-h-uhh what's next? |
butch: o is next.
maddie: o you've seen a ghost.
jack: what's next?
butch: it's s-t-k-a
jack: s-what was it again?
butch: *slaps forehead*
Danny-Cosmo, where's Butch?
Cosmo-He got fired.
Danny-Uhhhh I'm going ghost? *goes ghost*
Chester-HH Hi Danny!
Wanda-Danny? What are you doing on the FOP set?
Danny-Cosmo said that Butch got fired.........*everyone looks at Cosmo*
Cosmo-uhuh I didn't throw Butch down a well and tricked Danny into being in our show! uh TO THE ESCAPE POD!
Butch-*Still in well* Hello? Is anyone there?
Pointdexter-Bullies Bullies Bull-I have to go to the bathroom, can someone let me out?
Skuller-Say good bye to this world Ghost child!
Timmy Turner-NO!!!!!!!! I haven't got Danny's autograph yet!
Wanda-TimmyCome here. Thier filming now!
Danny-Timmy Turner? What are you doing here?
Timmy-I just wanted your autograph before you die!
Danny-1. I'm not going to die. and second were filming!
Theme song-when it didn't quite work his folks
Maddie-You plugged it in right? Where'd you put the on button?
Jack-In the portal......
Maddie-Well, we can't risk our lives trying to turn it on.
Jack-I know!Let's try to make Danny curious and turn it on for us!
Maddie-Goos idea! Who cares about Danny?!
Theme song-they just quit
|Let's rip her organs out, eat them, drink the blood, and arrange her bones into a dancing puppet!|
|Mr. Blik wrote:|
|Waffle, listen closely. I surrender.|