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Super Danny: Have you lost your half of our mind?
Fun Danny: Dude, I'm not the one wearing a bedsheet.
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(Jack, Danny, Sam, and Tucker in in the Fenton RV)
Jack: Are you kids sure that there's a ghost at the movie theater?
Danny: Absolutely. And if not, you can pick us up in two hours and six minutes.
Sam: Preveiws.
Danny: Two hours and 26 minutes.
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Technus: (As he is upgrading in the electronics store, the items are flying to him and attaching; receives a plasma screen) Hmmm, plasma screen! (Receives a surround sound system) Surround sound! (A random objects comes)I don't know what this thing does. (Gains several televions) Ooh, these are on sale! (Transforms, in a serious tone)Behold! The new Technus 2.0! (In a lighter tone)Now with pop-up blocker!
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Tucker: But how did that last trip through the ghost catcher do that anyway? (Looks at ghost catcher-reads the label)
Side 2 merge; Side 1 separate. Duh.
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Jack: Good to see you're in one piece, son.
Danny, Sam, & Tucker: Tell me about it.
Jack: Now, to work on putting the house back.
Danny: Um, dad, maybe we could do that after the summer?
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Technus: You cannot defeat me!
Danny Fenton & Danny Phantom: (Both in ghost form) Oh, yes, we can! Together! (They go through the Fenton Ghost Catcher and become one being)
Danny: We did it. No, I did it... All right, Technus, it's just you and me now. Me, the one and only... Danny Phantom!
Technus: Technus 2.0 will escape to fight another --
Danny: Shouting out your plans again? That is so 1.0.
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Technus: No one can stop me now!
Danny Phantom: No one maybe.
Danny Fenton: (In ghost form) But how 'bout two?
Technus: Two or two thousand. You still can't get past my ghost shield!
Danny Fenton: (In ghost form) Uh, dude, that only works if we're outside the ghost shield.
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Danny Phantom: (About Technus) We have to stop him!
Danny Fenton: (In ghost form) Tried it! Didn't work. Back to bowling.
Tucker: It'll be fun?
Sam: You'll get to hit stuff?
Danny Fenton: (In ghost form) Sweet.
Danny Phantom: You go inside and get the Ghost Catcher. I'll keep Technus busy. (Tries to fly but can't)
Danny Fenton: (In ghost form) Uh, how about we all go inside?
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Danny Phantom: We have to stop Technus before he takes over the whole city.
Danny Fenton: (In ghost form) Oh, good luck, dude.
Danny Phantom: I only have half our powers. We must do it... together! It's your duty!
Danny Fenton: (In ghost form, laughing) He said duty!
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(Danny Fenton, in ghost form, comes flying off of the roof of the Fenton's home; Jack, Maddie, Sam, Tucker, and Danny Phantom come running out)
Maddie: Wait, where's Danny?
(Danny Fenton, in ghost form, hits the ground and everyone looks at him; Danny Phantom changes into human form)
Danny Phantom: (In human form) I'm right here, Mother!
Jack: Wait a minute. Weren't you just -- ?
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Danny Fenton & Danny Phantom: I'm goin' ghost! Woah -- hey, I can still do that?
Danny Phantom: I'll save everyone. You deal with the house hijacking horror.
(Danny Fenton, in ghost form, flies up and hits the ceiling)
Danny Fenton: (In ghost form) Would it be too much to ask for all of my powers back?
Danny Phantom: (A robot is approaching him) Eat ghost ray, you evil electrical extentions. (Nothing happens) Fizzling phantoms! Are my powers diminished as well?
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Technus: (After taking control of FentonWorks) Excellent! My upgrade is complete! With the technology in this house, I can drain all the power from this city, and then, the world!! (Pauses) Nobody heard that, right?
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Danny Fenton: Okay, uh, from now on, you hide and I will be Danny.
Danny Phantom: I think not. You were Danny all day and did a pretty poor job of it.
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Cop: (To Maddie) This your vehicle, ma'am?
(Camera focuses on the Fenton RV, soaked; Maddie gives Jack a dirty look)
Jack: Hey, it's back from the shop!
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Maddie: (After Tucker puts his hat in her face and asks if it "smells funny") Tucker, I don't have time for this. And you really should do something about that problem dandruff.
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Danny Phantom: (To Jack) Fear not, paunchy patriarch!
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Sam: You didn't duplicate yourself. You split yourself in half!
Tucker: But in theory, another trip through the Ghost Catcher should straighten out this mess. (Sam and Tucker pull the Ghost Catcher over both Dannys; two Danny Fentons appear) Or it could make it ten times worse.
(Jazz walks in)
Jazz: Danny, Dad wants you to -- (Sees both Dannys and screams)
Jack: Danny, what's goin' on in there?
Tucker: Quick, hide! (Shoves both Dannys into a closet)
Sam: No, just one of you.
Tucker: I call the fun Danny!
Sam: I call the -- darn it!
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Danny: (As Danny Fenton overshadowed by Danny Phantom; in deep heroic voice) Curse this infernal messy room. This looks like a job for... the vacuum cleaner!
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Danny Fenton: (To Danny Phantom, after he dumps the RV into the water) Uh, okay, when dad asks me, "Who trashed the van?," I am so not covering for you.
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Jack: (To Danny Fenton, about how to catch ghosts) Okay, now you're gonna want to nail him right between the eyes. (Target locks on Danny Phantom) Now, waste him!
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Danny Phantom: Relax, citizens. Danny Phantom is on the job! (Teeth sparkle)
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Danny Fenton: (On a roller coaster) Oh, man, this is the life. I wish I could stay on this ride, like, forever.
(All of the rides in the fair suddenly stop and the sky darkens)
Sam: And you may just get your wish.
Tucker: Why couldn't you wish for super models?
Danny Phantom: Did someone say, "super"?!
Sam: Ah, somebody kill me.
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Danny Phantom: (To Technus) Wait a minute. Electric streetcar... power line... generator... you've been recharging yourself all night. Technus 2.0 is a wattage wasting wostral!
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Jack: (After seeing Danny Phantom on TV) Great gobs of ghost goop! Danny will wanna see this!
Jazz: (Stops him) He's not here! I -- I mean, Danny's probably still asleep.
(Danny Fenton walks in the kitchen)
Danny Fenton: 'Sup?
Jack: Danny!
Jazz: Danny?
Jack: Get a load of this. (Shows Danny TV)
Danny Fenton: Ghosts? Who cares? Goin' to meet Sam and Tucker at the pier. (Leaves)
Jazz: But you -- but he -- but I -- ahh!!! That can't be Danny!
Jack: I'll say. No son of mine says, "Who cares about ghosts."
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Danny Phantom: You felonious fiend. Your ghost shield prevents me from painfully pummeling you into a pulp. Too bad for you, Danny Phantom is only half ghost. (Tries to change into human form, but can't) Hey, I can't turn human!
Technus: (Shoots Danny with an ectoblast) Neither can I. But you don't hear me shouting it to the heavens. I don't do that anymore.
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Danny Phantom: Now, this is more like it. No distractions, no cumbersome secret identity. More time to dispense my unique brand of ghostly justice. (Sees Technus draining the power next to a bus) Leaping lightning rods! This looks like a job for... Danny Phantom!!
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Danny Fenton: (After the manager kicks them out of the theater) No prob. I'll just phase us back in. (Grabs Tucker and Sam and tries to go through wall; instead, they hit it and fall down) Woah, I can't go ghost.
Sam: That's not right. We should go back to the lab and check this out.
Danny Fenton: Or, we could go bowling. Who's up for bowling?
Tucker: I am! I call the fun Danny!
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(After Danny first splits himself in half)
Danny Phantom: (Looks at himself) At last! (Graps bed sheet and ties it around his neck; in deep super hero voice) I'm Danny Phantom: full-time super hero!
Danny Fenton: (In laid-back voice) Yeah, sure, whatever. And I'm gonna par-tay as Danny Fenton: full-time, ah, ha, ha, fun dude.
Sam: This has bad idea written all over it.
Tucker: I call the fun Danny! (Grabs Danny Fenton and runs out of the bedroom door)
Danny Phantom: (To Sam) Say, you wear an awful lot of black for a super hero sidekick. Have you considered switching to bright primary colors?
Sam: Tucker, wait up!
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(After Technus escapes into Tucker's PDA)
Sam: Weekend of fun started yet?
Danny: It's starting now.
Technus: (From Tucker's PDA) Indeed it is! But first... (Takes out the picture of Paulina on Tucker's PDA and draws a mustache, beard, and glasses on it; laughs)
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Danny: All enemies captured and accounted for, which means, as promised, the one-hundred percent ghost-free weekend o' fun starts now. (Presses the enter key on his keyboard) Hard drive full? Uh, well, hang on, I'll just delete some old... (Clicks on a folder on his computer screen; a picture of Paulina appears)
Sam: (Sarcastically) Nice...
Tucker: I am so downloading that! (Downloads picture onto his PDA)
Danny: Uh, (Nervously laughs) how'd that get there?
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Danny Phantom: Dueling doppelgängers! Have you lost your half of our mind?
Danny Fenton: Dude, I'm not the one wearing a bed sheet.
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Tucker: Looks like we're gonna miss the movie.
Sam: Unless we find some way to ignore all speed limits, red lights, and certain laws of physics.
(Danny smiles; the scene changes to Jack driving the kids in the Fenton RV)
Tucker: Couldn't you have just flown us?
Danny: The way my dad drives, this is faster.
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Danny: My ghost fighting life and my personal life are always interfering with each other!
Tucker: You have a personal life?
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Jack: (After seeing Danny Phantom with Danny Fenton) I'll save ya, Danny! Oh, wait, they're both named Danny. That's gonna be confusing... I'll save ya, son!
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Jazz: One Danny. Then I'm not nuts. I'm not nuts!
Maddie: (To Jack) Isn't that sweet? That's exactly what you said when you proposed to me.
Jack: And you still said yes. Who's nuts now, huh?
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Sam: Ember?
Danny: Ghost Zone.
Sam: Skulker?
Danny: Ghost Zone.
Sam: Box Ghost?
Danny, Sam, & Tucker: Who cares?
(The Box Ghost comes out of the Fenton Portal)
The Box Ghost: Hey! I have feelings, too, you know.