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Danny: (To Danielle) Can I help you?
Sam: YES!!
Danny: (To Sam through phone) NO, NOT YOU!
Danielle: Not so loud. I'm Danielle. Your third cousin once removed? I ran away from home. Hey, you got any food?
Danny: Uhm... I gotta go...
Sam: Of COURSE you do!
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(After Danielle eats a lot of food and belches loudly)
Danielle: You wanna be an astronaut? Did you know they only choose 100 people-
Danny and Danielle:(In unison) Every 2 years to go in the space program...
Danny: Yeah, I knew that. How did you?
(Danielle sees a Dumpty Humpty CD next to her)
Danielle: Dumpty Humpty! Those guys rock!
Danny: Yeah, I knew that too! Have you had enough to eat?
Danielle: Mmm hmm.
Danny: Then it's time to talk to my parents!
(Grabs Danielle's left arm and attempts to take her to his parents)
Danielle: NO!
Danny: Look, you say your my cousin, and maybe you are, but we still have to call your parents!
Danielle: I SAID NO!
(Danielle runs back into Danny's room)
Danny: Hey come back!
(Danny sees that Danielle has disappeared)
Danny: (About Danielle)Man she's fast!
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Danny: (Trying to fight off Vlad's ghost ray) Help me! Do something!
Danielle: Oh, I am...
(She blasts Danny in the back; he falls to the ground, and turns back into human form)
Danny: (Lifting his head) I don't understand...
Danielle: (Flies next to Vlad) Did I do good, Daddy?
Vlad: You did excellent, child. I could not wish for a better daughter.
(Danny passes out; Vlad laughs maniacally)
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(Tucker & Sam are getting in the Spector Speeder when Jack & Maddie storm in)
Jack: (To Sam and Tucker) Sam, Tucker, get out of that thing!
Sam: (To Jack) What? I can't hear you over the roar of the rockets! (To Tucker; whispering) Could you activate the roar of the rockets, please?!
(Tucker pulls ignition and Spector Speeder flies out of tunnel)
Jack: You kids are in a world of trouble!
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(Danny gets out of the cloning pod and flies through Vlad)
Vlad: I will...(Suddenly sees Danielle behind him) Danielle! (Nervously) How long have you been floating there?
Danielle: (With tears in her eyes) Am I an imperfection? A mistake?
Vlad: What? Oh, dearest, I wasn't talking about you. I was talking about the other clones. (Points at the clone of Danny melting on the ground)
Danielle: Ah!
Vlad: I know. It's horrible, isn't it? That's why i need Daniel's DNA. To stabilize you, my greatest creation.
Danielle: Really?
Vlad: Uh huh. (Looks down; smiles) But here's what I need you to do.
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(In the cafeteria, Danny explains to Sam & Tucker what happened yesterday)
Danny: So, I hid her in the guest bedroom in the op-center and she was gone before I left for school! (Noticies Sam & Tucker are not interested in his story) Are you guys okay?
Tucker: (Angrily) Dude, we rebuilt a miniature golf course from scratch yesterday. How do you think we are?
Danny: Guys, I'm sorry.
(Sam & Tucker cross their arms and look away from Danny)
Tucker: Broken record...
Danny: I am! I'm sorry! But I was dealing with a super powered cousin I didn't know I had!
(Dani Phantom suddenly pops up in the middle of the table and spills food over Sam & Tucker, while she innocently waves to Danny)
Sam: (Angry) And this must be her.
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(After Danielle dissapears, Danny transforms and tries to find her)
Danny: Okay, she's a 12 year old girl. How far could she possibly-? (Ghost sense goes off; laughs sarcastically) Oh, swell. After the bed sheet ghost, what's this gonna be? A spooky bat on a string?
(A roar is heard from above him and Danny gets punched into the ground by the hulk-like clone)
Danny: (To the Hulk-like clone) Man, you like I do on a bad day! But I'm gonna make you look worse!
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(As Danny as about to be hit by the hulk-like clone, Danielle pops in out of nowhere)
Danielle: (To clone) Hey! Leave him alone!
Danny: (To Dannielle) Get out of here! (Tries to release himself from the clone's grip, but fails)
Danielle: (To Danny) Forget it. I know who you are and I came a long way to find you. (Crosses her arms) And I'm not leaving now!
(Transforms into Dani Phantom)
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Danny: I've said it before and I'll say it again: you really are one seriously crazed-up frootloop.
Vlad: A frootloop would not have been able to make his first million with a series of invisible burglaries! A frootloop would not have been able to overshadow enough millionaires to become the richest man on the planet! I-AM-NOT-A-FROOTLOOP! And I am not a villan. All I ever wanted... was love.
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Vlad: (Getting up after Danny and Dani knock him down; sees prime Danny clone has been knocked out of his containment chamber and is turning into ectoplasm) Huh?
Maddie Computer Program: Prime clone destabilized, lamb chop. (Clone reaches out with a groan) Degeneration happening, sweetness.
(Clone turns into nothing but ectoplasm)
Vlad: No, No, NOOOOOO!!!
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(After clones leave after calling Vlad father)
Vlad: "Father". (Short evil chuckle) I do so love that. Now say it again the way I programed you to.
Maddie Computer Progam: Jack Fenton is an idiot, I am glad I serve you. Jack Fenton is an idiot, I am glad I serve you.
Vlad: (Evil laugh)
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Vlad: (Wearing the Specter Deflector) I... can't focus my powers.
Danielle: Which means I don't need mine... to do this. So... "Dad"... (Punches him hard in the face and knocks him out) Stay away from my cousin.
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Tucker: (As he and Sam are getting into the Specter Speeder) Man. Lancer seemed mad.
Sam: Maybe you shouldn't have called him old man?
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Danny: (after Danielle has appeared in his room, to Sam over the phone) Uh... I gotta go.
Sam: Of course you do!
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Danielle: (To Danny) I'm Danielle. Your third cousin once removed. I ran away from home. Hey, you got any food?
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Danny: (To Vlad, sarcastically; after he reveals his plan to clone him) Oh, yeah, nothing loopy about that.
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Danny: Aren't you at least going to make some stupid crack about my father? Or a lame come-on about my mom?
Vlad: No, dear boy. Funny, joke-around Vlad isn't here today! (Sends a ghost ray at Danny)
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Danny: (Hugs Sam & Tucker after knocking Vlad down) Thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you, you guys! I'll never take you for granted again! Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!!
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Vlad's Maddie Hologram: (As Vlad's trying to force Danny to transform) Containment Chamber beginning to overload. (Machine and controls explode in a storm of electricity) Oopsie. Has overloaded.
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Danny: (to Vlad) I've said it before, and I'll say it again. You really are one seriously crazed up fruit loop.
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Danny: (To Danielle) Can I help you?
Sam: YES!!
Danny: NO, NOT YOU!
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Sam: (To Mr. Lancer) Why aren't we cleaning up the cafeteria? Uh, because we're meeting Danny and totally ditching school.
Tucker: And there's nothing you can do about it, old man.
Mr. Lancer: OLD MAN?! (Starts to chase Sam and Tucker)YOU KIDS ARE IN A WORLD OF TROUBLE!(Hurts his hip)Oww, my hip...
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Sam: (referring to the Boo-Merang) Tucker, follow that stupidly named tracking device!
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Tucker: What kind of ghost haunts a miniature golf course?
Sam: Well there is a box ghost, obviously all the good haunts are taken.
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Tucker: (After Danny overshadows his golf ball so he gets five strokes) Danny, knock it off.
Sam: Yeah, you were suppose to be here an hour ago. (To Tucker) By the way, that still counts.
Danny: Sorry I'm late, but you'll be happy to know that the ghost king won't...(He looks at Sam and Tucker, who look annoyed) Ok, I overslept.
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Vlad: I am not a villian. All I wanted.. [frowns; pause] was love.
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Vlad: (To Danielle, about Danny, while he is in the containment chamber) I still don't know how I'm going to get him to morph. Unless...unless you could overshadow him for me, dear. Force the transformation?
Danielle But the last clone that tried that melted. What if it's too much?
Vlad: Oh, it won't be.
Danielle: But what if...
Vlad: YOU EXIST TO SERVE ME! JUST DO IT!
(Danny gasps)
Danielle: (Tears form in her eyes; she glares at Vlad angirly) YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!
(Hits the unlock button to release Danny)
Vlad: No! No!
Danny: (Jumps free from the chamber; to Danielle) You're helping me now?
Danielle: Do you want to ask questions, or do you want to kick some butt?
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Sam & Tucker: (After third clone messes up the cafeteria and Danny and Danielle go after it) Three, two, one.
Lancer: (Barges in) "To Kill a Mockingbird", people! Who started this?
(Dash points to Sam and Tucker)
Sam & Tucker: We'll get the mop.
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Dani: (To Danny) It's Dani, with an i.
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Danielle: (To Danny) Hi, I'm Danielle, your third cousin once removed.
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Danielle: (To Vlad; after primary clone destabilizes) I can do this!
Danny: You don't have to. Cover your ears, and get behind me! (Takes a huge breath and uses Ghostly Wail on Vlad)
Vlad: Ahhhhhh! (Several objects get blown away because of Danny's Ghostly Wail, and Vlad tries to walk through the Ghostly Wail cone, but gets blown away from it, then gets smacked into the wall, with other objects)
Vlad: Ahh!
Maddie Computer Program: (To Vlad; while Danny is still using Ghostly Wail) Systems damaged. Going critical. Losing coherence. And I never loved you; I loved the Jack Program.
Jack Computer Program: Vladdie! (Kisses Maddie Computer Program)
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(as the Booomerang hits Vlad, he picks it up)
Vlad Plasmius: Oh, what stupidity is this?