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(As a ghost is attacking the school)
Tucker: Danny? Listen--
Danny: Not now, Tucker, I'm busy writing in your voice! (hands paper to Sam) Would Tucker say it like that?
Tucker: But--
Sam: A little more nerd, and a little less suave.
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Tucker: (Referring to his technology) It was hand-made in Japan!
Star & Paulina: Did you say "hand-maiden"?
Star: Why does that make me want to beat him up. (She & Paulina angrily stomp towards Tucker) Did you just call us hand-maidens?
Paulina: And why do I feel like I know what your feet smell like?
Tucker: (To himself) Stupid scepter. I specifically asked for a total mind wipe! Why doesn't anyone listen?! (To Danny & Sam) Hey, guys! Wait up!
(Tucker dropps his technology and runs out of the auditorium; Star & Paulina chase after him, screaming)
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Tucker: (To the "gladiator") Congratulations, warrior, on defeating your ghostly opponent. How did you accomplish that?
Danny: I just had the advantage of surprise. (Danny pops out of the gladiator's armor and snatches the scepter from Tucker) Like I do now!
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(While Paulina & Star are scrubbing his feet, Tucker is applying rules to the scribe)
Tucker: Henseforth, all in the realm shall eat nothing but meat, and all citizens must wear red berrets. (Turns to Paulina & Star) Including you handmaidens.
Star: (Whispers to Paulina) He's clearly under a spell.
Paulina: (To Star) I don't care if he's under some spell. He dies for this! (To Tucker) Have you even heard of nail clippers?!
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Danny: (While fighting the gladiator in the colluseum) I'll have to remember this if I ever have to do a report on the history of road rage.
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(After Danny steals back the scepter from Hotep Ra)
Hotep Ra: (To Tucker nervously) Shall I, uh, "grape" you, my liege? Or smite thy foes?
Tucker: (Smirks) Na. I've got a better idea. (Turns to sphinx) Hey Sphinxy, sick 'em!
(Hotep Ra runs screaming as the sphinx chases him through the kingdom, destroying everything in its path)
Danny: Wow, now I know why these are called ruins
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(As Danny is being pummelled by the sphinx)
Paulina: Ghost Boy! Do something, Ghost Boy!
Danny: (weakly) I can't... too powerful...
Sam: Okay, now we're doomed.
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Sam: (About Tucker's campaign) You're just going about this the wrong way, Tucker.
Danny: Yeah, your campaign is all about victory through technology and the triumph of machine over man. It's kinda creepy.
Sam: So we changed your lame official campaign platform. (Gives Tucker a piece of paper with the new ideas on them)
Tucker: (Reading paper) Graffiti art classes? Rage against the PTA meetings? Mini-skirt Fridays? (Smiles) Okay, that's good.
Danny: Yeah, that was mine.
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Tucker: (Outside Casper High, giving a speech about his campaign) If elected, I promise to... (Nobody listens) Can I scan your vote? (Nobody listens) Digitize your yes for Tucker? (Nobody listens; a piece of paper with the word "YES!" on it comes out of Tucker's PDA, and he throws it to a kid near his platform; the kid crumples it up, throws it on the ground, and walks away; Tucker sighs) How can I run a campaign for student council president when nobody's listening to me?!
Danny: What was that? Did you say something?
(Tucker gets frustrated and jumps off his platform and walks away)
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( after the sphinx chased Hotep Ra and destroys the city)
Danny:Well now I know why they call these things "ruins".
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Sam: (after she hears Tucker congratulating the warrior for beating the "ghost boy"and goes up to the warrior, who is actually Danny) Ghost Boy?! Where is he?! What did you do to him?!
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Dash: (While he and Kwan are working on the Tucker sphinx) Doing manual labor for a geek we used to make fun of? This isn't supposed to happen until we're like, thirty!
Kwan: Dude, I don't think we'll even make it to thirty! We're doomed!
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Danny: (Going over to an ancient coffin that Sam is stuck under) Sam?
Sam: (From inside the coffin) Danny?
(Hotep Ra appears and roars)
Danny: Time for this mummy to cry uncle!
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Tucker: (To sphinx) Uh, heel? (The sphinx heels like a dog and pants)
Hotep Ra: What? No, sphinx, destory him! (The sphinx turns evil again)
Tucker: (Unafraid) Hello, king talking here. My sphinx, lie down. (The sphinx lies down like a dog)
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(After Tucker orders the sphinx to chase Hotep Ra)
Sam: Nice work, Tucker.
Tucker: Thanks, woman.
(Sam gives him an angry look)
Tucker: I'm just kidding!
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(At the school debate; no one is listening to Tucker's campaign)
Tucker: (Angrily, while eyes are glowing red) Silence! (Smashes podium with the scepter Hotep Ra gave him; Dash, Mr. Lancer, Sam, and Danny all stare at him, blinking)
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(Sam, Tucker, and Danny are behind a knocked-down tree after the ghost monster leaves)
Sam: Wow. Never saw that one coming.
Tucker: I did!
Danny: Well, jeeze, Tuck, why didn't you say something?
(Tucker rolls his eyes)
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Hotep Ra: (After re-rising after Sam and Paulina un-ravel his mummy cloth) I have risen!
Tucker: Do you have to say that every time you wake up?
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Sam: (Trapped under an ancient coffin; Danny and Tucker have forgotten her and are leaving) Guys, I like a good coffin as much as the next Goth, but the novelty is wearing thin.
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Hotep Ra: (Tto Tucker; about Casper High) This will be your domain: a under-funded, educational facility! (Pause) Ha-za!
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Lancer: Anthony and cleopatra!