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Skulker: Ok, now my nose itches. Can anybody help? Anyone? Please.
(Danny returns and the flour sack farts on Skulker's face)
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Danny: (Valerie begins to chase after Danny)Oh, she's too busy to watch the kid, but when it's time to kick my butt she's front and center?!
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Danny: (Baby is crying and cannot get it to be quiet) I've been a parent for all of one day and I'm probably already down to a C-!
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Danny: I can move again! Thanks for the save back there.
Valerie: Yeah? Well thank you for nothing! Its your fault were stuck in this freaky ghost world!
Danny: Right. Cause clearly the maniac who cuffed and dragged us in here didn't have anything to do with it!!
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(The "baby" "soils" it's diaper)
Danny: Oh, come on!
Sam: Just be thankful it's only flour.
Danny: Then why does it smell like beans?
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Tucker: Hey, mom.
Tucker's Mom: Cookie, dear? Just made 'em fresh for the big bake sale.
Tucker: (Takes cookie) Thanks, mom! (Eats cookie)
Tucker's Mom: No, thank you, son. For picking up all that flour for me.
(Tucker spits out cookie; sees everyone's flour sacks torn open and empty)
Tucker: NOOOO!!!!!
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Danny: I think we got this teamwork thing down! (Skulker lifts Danny and Valerie toward him by the handcuffs)
Valerie: Just in time to get our butts fried!
Skulker: Now, before I destroy you both, I must know what is so valuable about this package?!
Valerie: It's not the package that's valuable, it's how you take care of it that counts!
Danny: And dude, you're a horrible mother! (Flour sack farts in Skulker's face)
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Skulker: I'm offering you a sporting head start, prey! I suggest you take it!
Valerie: Noooo!
Danny: (While running with Valerie) Less freaking, more running!
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Tucker: (While rockets are falling on Nasty Burger) My baby!
Danny: (Sees Tucker) Tucker! (Flies to him and makes them both intangible while Nasty Burger sign falls)
Tucker: Thanks, but this is gonna cost you extra!
Danny: Bill me later! Right now, I gotta stop this fight before somebody gets hurt. (Goes intangible, flies behind car, and turns back to normal)
Valerie: (Looking through ghost goggles) No ghost kid! I gotta get out of here before this gets any worse! (Flies behind Nasty Burger)
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Danny: Now, where's that lame-o Box Ghost?
Valerie: Only lame-o ghost I see here is you!
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Valerie: Thought I forgot about you, ghost? (Shoots water container)
Danny: (Water container overflows) Nope, but I'll bet you forgot about that!
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Sam: (About giving Valerie the day off) You're not half bad, Danny, maybe someday Valerie will realize that the other half isn't either?
Danny: I didn't say it was Valerie.
Sam: You didn't say it wasn't. Relax, I'm sure wherever she is, she's finally enjoying herself. (Scene changes to Valerie chasing The Box Ghost on her jet sled)
Valerie: You're going down!
The Box Ghost: You can't catch me, for I am The Box... (Valerie zaps him with her Ectogrenade Launcher and he screams)
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Danny: (Knocks on door) Valerie, it's Danny... and Junior. You're taking the kid, now!
Valerie: But m-my job!
Danny: I know all about your stupid job!
Valerie: (While shoving an ecto-gun out of sight with her foot) What?! Who told you about that?!
Danny: Doesn't matter, the free ride's over. Now get your lazy butt in gear and start pulling your weight!
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Tucker: I'm gonna have to charge you extra, Danny. Hazard pay and all.
Danny: (Hands Tucker another dollar bill) Fine, whatever! Right now, I just want to give Valerie our kid... and a piece of my mind!
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Tucker: (To Danny) I oughta bust you for child endangerment! (To flour sack) There, there. Daddy's here. Daddy loves you. Yes, he does.
Sam: Uh, Tucker, point of information: it's a flour sack that you almost got killed over! (Looks lovingly at flour sack and wipes off bruise on its face)
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Danny: (To Valerie, while throwing ectoplasmic energy blasts at her) Don't you have anything better to do?
Valerie: (Charges up Ectogrenade Launcher) This is what I do!
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Danny: (Sees The Box Ghost) Oh man, can you watch the kid for me?
Tucker: What do I look like, a baby-sitting service? (Danny hands him a five dollar bill; Tucker looks at Danny's flour sack) Come to Uncle Tucker and his baby-sitting service.
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Danny: (About Valerie) Oh, she's too busy to watch the kid, but when it comes time to kick my butt, she's front and center?!
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Tucker: You want me to take one of you? Family photos help boost your grade!
Danny: That would require having the whole family, but Mommy is too busy with her job to pull her weight and keep this kid quiet!
Tucker & Sam: Danny, you're scaring the baby!
Sam: (Realizing what she said) Which that is not, that's a flour sack.
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Valerie: (To Danny, while walking away) See? And it's that kind of parental attention to detail that is goinna get me a good grade... or else!
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Sam: (About the flour sacks) The only thing it's teaching me is how pointless this assignment is!
Danny: (Referring to Valerie) Not to mention dangerous. Now I have to spend a week playing house with an ecto-hating ghostophobe!
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Tucker: (While giving back the dollar bills he got for his baby-sitting service) Gonna miss you, Alexander... and Andrew... and especially you, Benjamin! (Takes down "Flower Power Daycare Service" banner)
Sam: Cheer up, Tuck, you can still visit Lilith on weekends.
Tucker: Sam, it's just a flour sack.
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Skulker: (About Danny & Valerie, while sniffing) I can smell how near they are: sweat, fear... and beans. One of them has had a burrito.
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Valerie: (After arriving in the Ghost Zone, handcuffed to Danny, and seeing Skulker) Ahhh!!! Huh??!!! Help!! Ahh!! What is this place?! Who's he?! What's going on here?!
Danny: Okay, in order: this is the Ghost Zone, that's Skulker: Ghost Zone's greatest hunter, and other than you dislocating my shoulder, we're about to be hunted like animals.
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Skulker: (While Danny & Valerie are fighting) At last: people hitting people. Is there anything more beautiful?
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Valerie: (To Danny) I'll make this quick: I don't like you and you don't like me.
Danny: (Sarcastically) Cool, I'm glad we got that out of the way!
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Sam: Don't worry, Danny. Valerie doesn't know your secret and as far as she knows, you don't know hers.
Tucker: Besides, she can't be gunning for you, if she's taking care of your special floury sack of love! (Singing) Danny, Val, and baby sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S -- (Valerie takes off his hat) Hey! (Valerie stuffs his hat in his mouth)
Valerie: You dropped your hat.
Tucker: Come on, Sam. Our child doesn't need to see this kind of negativity.
Sam: What?! Tucker, it's a flour sack!
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(School bell rings)
Valerie: Later for you, punk!
Danny: I'll be waiting, creep!
(Valerie and Danny both change back into their normal state and run toward the same "Health Sciences" class and bump into each other)
Valerie: Watch it, punk!
Danny: You watch it, creep!
Mrs. Testlaff: Fenton! Gray! Congratulations, you two stragglers are paired up for a special week-long health sciences project. I now pronounce you man, wife, and child. (Mrs. Testlaff hands Danny the flour sack)
Danny: I am so not kissing the bride!
Valerie: What makes you think you can?
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Skulker: (About Danny & Valerie) Ah, I shall force a contest between the hunter girl and the ghost boy. And to the winner - the honor of me using their skull as a tether ball.
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Danny: (To Valerie) Look, I don't wanna hurt you.
Valerie: What makes you think you can?
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Danny: (To Valerie) Head for a door, any door. Sometimes they're portals between the Ghost Zone and Earth.
(Valerie opens the door and a train starts coming towards them)
Danny: Not that door! (They quickly slam it shut)
Valerie: Then maybe you should have been more specific, huh?!
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Tucker: (After discovering that Sam has dressed up their flower sack like her) What have you done to our child?! (Marches over and takes the sack; puts a beret on it) Give him back! It's obvious Tucker Jr. needs a strong father!
Sam: (Takes sack back) No way! Lilith needs to be in a nurturing environment, not some over-crowded baby barex!
Tucker: Oh my gosh, the other babies! Gotta go! (Kisses flour sack) Bye! (Kisses Sam; pause; Tucker realizes what he did)
Tucker: Uh...
Sam: That never happened.
Tucker: Ya got that right. Daddy's gotta run!
Sam: Don't forget to pick up milk!
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Danny: (To Valerie) This is the Ghost Zone. I am a ghost. I can help us both!
Valerie: Why should I trust you? (Danny lifts up his arm and points to the handcuff) Fine, I'm open for suggestions.
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Valerie: (To Danny) Well, thank you for nothing! It's your fault that I'm stuck in this freaky ghost world!
Danny: Right, 'cause clearly the maniac who and dragged and cuffed us here had absolutely nothing to do with it!
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Danny: (As he's flying home, looking at the school bus) One good thing about ghost powers: no fighting the bus crowd.