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Paulina: Oh Danny, I am so embarrassing myself, could you give me a bit of invisible help?
Danny: But, thats cheating.
(Paulina kisses Danny on the cheek)
Danny:...or creative point scoring! I'll be right back after your strike!
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Star: (After she and Kwan have "dumped" Sam and Tucker and the two had gone speeding off out the door) That was easy.
Kwan: They're in denial. I learned about that last night at the bookstore!
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Tucker: (After he and Sam have been "dumped" by Kwan and Star) That was easy! Now everything's back to normal!
Sam: Almost. We still don't have Danny, who's having a WONDERFUL time- (Tears flag off a nearby mailbox)- with Paulina, I'm sure.
(Next Scene)
Danny: I'm losing my mind. I mean, Paulina's fairly high maintainance.
Sam: Really? (Sarcastically) I hadn't noticed.
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Dash: (To Danny, after accepting him into the popular crowd) Here's your membership packet. (Grabs a nearby kid) And this is Mikey. He'll be doing your homework from now on.
Mikey: Hi, Danny!
Dash: Don't talk to him! You're nowhere near cool enough! (Throws him aside) On the hall pass, after the hall monitor stamps it ten times, you get a free frozen yogurt. Welcome, to the "A List", jerk. Oh, I mean, uh, pal.
Kwan: Fenton's cool now? I thought we didn't have room for new members.
Dash: (Puts his hand on Kwan's shoulder) Kwan, old pal of mine, I have some bad news.
(Scene changes to Kwan sitting at table with Sam & Tucker)
Kwan: I was told I have to sit here now.
Tucker: You'll never take Danny's place! Never!
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Paulina: (to Danny, who is hiding behind Sam) Danny, why'd you run? I know it freaked you out that I discovered out your secret, but... I won't tell.
Danny: (comes out from behind Sam) ...Really?
Tucker: Oh, come on! How can we trust you?
Paulina: You can trust me because... it's my secret now, too. (goes up close to Danny and fingers him on the nose) Which makes it... our secret.
Sam: (sees Danny grinning dreamily) Oh, great. Excuse me while I go find a nice, dark place to throw up.
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Sam: (To Paulina; after she discovers Danny's secret) Listen, you- I don't know what you think you saw, but if you do or say anything to hurt Danny-
Paulina: Oh, don't get your bat wings in a bundle.
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Dash: Well, as much as it pains me to say this, Fenton... now that Paulina likes you, you're officially a cool kid.
Danny: Officially? Like a club?
Dash: Not like a club... a club! (Quietly, to Paulina) He's kinda dim, isn't he?
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Kwan: Is this like a pity date?
Sam: Not a date, but plenty of pity.
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Kitty: (Flashbacking, while in Paulina's body) I was going to overshadow your friend, the spooky chick in black. You like her, don't you?
Danny: Sam? Well... I...uh (Stares angrily at Kitty)
Kitty: (Returns to flashbacking about Paulina's body) Somehow, I ended up in this body. Go fig. But the good news is: you like her, too. Johnny's furious, I'm pretty, you're popular, everybody wins!
Danny: Everyone except Paulina. You realize you're gonna have to stop this, right?
Kitty: Maybe, (In Paulina's voice) or maybe Paulina might slip up and tell the whole town that Danny Fenton is the ghost boy.
Danny: Uh... that's Inviso-Bill.
Kitty: See you at lunch tomorrow, boyfriend.
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(Paulina runs up to Danny, Sam, and Tucker)
Paulina: Danny! Sam! Whatever your name is!
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Danny: (After seeing that Paulina was overshadowed by Kitty) Kitty? Johnny? Paulina? Oh, great. I'm in the middle of a love rectangle!
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Danny: It's Johnny 13's Shadow, I gotta find a place to go ghost!
Tucker: You do that and I'll stay here in case any of these girls need mouth-to-mouth! (Sprits breath freshener)
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Tucker: (To Danny & Sam) Man, I love the water, girls, bathing suits, and the occasional opportunity to administer mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. (Sprits breath freshener in mouth)
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(In bookstore; people are reading their poems)
Goth: Darkness... eternal... I wait for your kiss. In the nothing, I see your bleak smile.
Kwan: Oh, cool, me next!
Sam: Oh, no. (Slams her head down at her table)
Kwan: (On stage) And now, a little poem I like to call, "The Fluffy Clouds All Look Like Footballs." (Everybody stares indifferently and the scene changes to outside of the bookstore)
Bookstore Manager: (To Sam & Kwan) And stay out!
(Sam glares at Kwan; Kwan grins sheepishly)
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Danny: (At school, with his shirt over his face, afraid someone will say he's a ghost) Is anybody looking at me funny?
Tucker: Yeah, but that's because you look like you're trying to eat your way out of your shirt. Lighten up.
Danny: How can I lighten up? Paulina knows I'm half-ghost. I mean, she says she's gonna keep the secret, but how can I trust her? She's a girl! Girls can't keep secrets! (Sees Sam staring at him) Uh, except for you. You're different.
Sam: Well, the good news is Paulina's kinda dim. As long as nothing else weird happens, maybe she'll forget all about.
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Kwan: Sam, are you sure aren't miffed about the poetry thing last night? Because you seemed pretty miffed.
Sam: Why would I be miffed? (While crushing napkin dispenser) Just because I can't sit at my regular table... (Sees Danny with Paulina, Danny smiles sheepishly)... and I can't go to my regular bookstore anymore.
Kwan: So, we're cool then?
(Sam gets up and walks away)
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Danny: (While charging an ectoplasmic energy blast) See you in oblivion, Johnny!
Johnny 13: So long, Kitty.
Kitty: Noooooo! (Comes out of Paulina's body and rams Danny into the grass)
Kitty: (To Danny) Don't you dare harm one greasy hair on Johnny's head!
Johnny 13: Greasy?
Kitty: I love him! (To Johnny) You know that, right? I love you!
Johnny 13: I love you too, babycakes. (They both hug)
Kitty: (Angrily, to Danny) And anybody who tries to hurt my Johnny has to deal with me!
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Tucker: (About Star) But now that Paulina's with Danny, she's like us! Weak, unpopular, and right for the picking. (Runs up to Star) Hi, I'm Tucker and -
Star: Where have you been? You should have made your move on me hours ago. Carry my books. (Gives Tucker her books) I like to bowl on Friday nights. (Gives Tucker her bowling bag) And if you try to hold my hand before our third date, I'll break yours in half. (Leaves)
Tucker: Sweet! I've got a date Friday!
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Danny: Guys, we've got a problem.
Sam: I'll say. Inviso-Bill?
Tucker: Yeah, you need a publicist, dude. (To Star) And you need mouth-to-mouth.
Star: Dream on, loser. (Walks away)
Danny: It's worse than that, Paulina saw! She knows I'm half ghost! I finally get to see her in a bathing suit, and I can't even enjoy it!
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Danny: Geez, it's hot. Aren't you sweating, Sam?
Sam: Regular people sweat. Goths, we simmer.
Danny: (Sniffs her) I think you're overcooked.
Sam: (Sniffs herself) Whoo! I reek! Yet another reason to get out of the sun.
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(After Kitty leaves Paulina's body)
Danny: (To Paulina) Um, hi, do you know who I am by any chance?
Paulina: Sure. You're the ghost boy who saved my life. Twice, apparently. Inviso-Bill, right?
Danny: Eh, I need a publicist.
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(Johnny 13's Shadow emerges from a school water fountain)
Sam: So, that's where the town's sewage goes. I knew it!
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Tucker: (To Sam, who's looking at Danny and Paulina) You okay?
Sam: Of course I am! Why would I not be okay?! LOOK how HAPPY he is!! (Punches a hole in a locker)
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Kitty: (In Paulina's body) Look, Danny, I didn't want to cause you any trouble.
Danny: You're about eight Shadow attacks too late.
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Danny: (To Paulina) So, you think it's cool that I've got these powers?
Paulina: Cool? No. I think it's hot! See ya! (Leaves)
Danny: I'm hot? I'm hot?! I'm hot!!
Dash: (Shoots Danny with water gun) That'll cool you off. By the way, this isn't water, if you catch my drift.
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Danny: (To Johnny 13's Shadow) Come on, Slick! Let's see how well you mix with water! (Danny and Johnny's Shadow dive into the water, Danny gets out and pulls a lever to drain the water) Enjoy your trip through the sewers! Oh, and if you see Monday's meat loaf, say hi for me.
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Johnny 13: (After Danny punches him) I thought this was a pretend fight.
Danny: Then "pretend" that didn't hurt.
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Star: (To Danny, after he tries to go in the girls' bathroom) Hello! Ladies' room!
Paulina: (To Danny) I'd tell you to go to the men's room, but I don't think you'd qualify.