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(After Vlad, Sam, and Tucker are cured of their ecto-acne)
Jack: Vladdie, you're cured!
Vlad: That's great Jack. Now could you please stop pounding on my chest?!
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Danny: (To Maddie about Sam and Tucker, getting ecto-acne) There has to be something we can do for them?
Maddie: (sighs) Oh, I wish I could, Danny. But I still can't identify the ecto-emporities that a causing the lethal acne.
Sam and Tucker: Lethal?!
Vlad: Ah, live is so unfair. And for you two, growing shorter..
Danny: (angry while grabbing Vlad) I swear, if they find a cure, I'm gonna make you wish they hadn't.
Vlad: Oh, good one! I swear I get chills when you get so dramatic.
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Maddie: (looks at Sam and Tucker) We have an outbreak of ecto-acne. And there's only one place on earth that knows how to treat ecto-acne!
Danny: (prays) Please say hospital, please say hospital, please say hospital.
(scene changes to the Fenton's house)
Danny: Why couldn't she say hospital?
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Danny: Arrg! Just once I'd like to know how it's like to live in a normal family!
Plasmious: Which you never will, so long as you're Jack Fenton's son.
Danny: Great. More weirdness from my parents college days.
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(Maddie is hugging Danny)
Danny: (To Jazz) If I pass out, I give you permission to not resuscitate me!
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Maddie: (Threatening Danny with the laser) Now, I ask you again: who are you?
Danny: I'm...your son. (Maddie gasps) Yours and Jack Fenton's.
Maddie: (Angrily) Liar! I haven't seen Jack Fenton in years! He blamed me for the accident that gave him his powers. Vlad told me so. We ran away here so we could escape his ghostly wrath!
Danny: What?! That's insane! He's still totally in love with you!
(Jack phases through the ceiling)
Jack: It's true, Maddie. It's always been true.
Maddie: (Surprised) Jack? But...Vlad told me you never wanted to see me again.
Jack: I never stopped wanting to see you, Maddie. I-I couldn't just face you as the thing you despise: (Changes back to human form) a ghost. But I had to come, because of this. (Shows Maddie Danny's family picture)
Maddie: A family? With you? (A tear runs down her face, Danny smiles. Hugs Jack) Oh, Jack! (Turns to Danny, and releases him from the restraints) And that's you called me "Mom" at the door. You must be our son from an alternate timeline!
(Everyone hugs)
Danny: (Quietly) The one good thing of having scientist parents: alternate timeline, totally vald excuse.
Jack: (Points to Danny's family picture) So, where's our little alternate timeline daughter, Davy?
Danny: It's Danny.
Jack: That's still dumb.
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Danny: Send me in time back to my parents' college days, Clockwork, I can prevent the accident that gave Vlad his original outbreak of ecto-acne, AND his ghost powers.
Clockwork: Changing the past can have dire consequences. Are you willing to take that risk?
Danny: Please, Tucker and Sam are my best friends. And I don't have a choice.
Clockwork: You always have a choice, but since you insist on learning things the hard way...
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Vlad: Yes, I'm a simple dairy man to the succesor of the Wisconsin Dairy King. (Angrily) We do not discuss ghosts in this house!
Danny: (Points to the back closet) Then, why to you have an ectofoamer?
(Everyone looks to a large weapon to the side)
Vlad: (Whispering) What is the meaning of this?!
Maddie: (Nervously) That's my...carpet foamer! It eliminates stains, not ghosts! (Bats her eyelashes at Vlad) Right, sweetie?
Vlad: Maddie, can you ever forgive for doubting you?
(They both begin to kiss)
Danny: (Cringing in disgust) I thought my parents were embarrassing. This is SO much worse!
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Danny: (Inside Fenton Works after altering the past) Mom? Dad? Jazz? Anyone? (Gasps as Jack runs in, his face covered with ecto-acne
Jack: (To Danny) Nobody trespasses on Jack Fenton's property!
Danny: Dad, relax!
Jack: (Confused) Dad? I don't have a son, I'm single! (Sadly) Bitterly, bitterly single.
Danny: You are? (To himself) Jeez, that explains...almost everything.
Jack: What?
Danny: Nothing! (Points out Jack's ecto-acne) Uh, is that ecto-acne?
Jack: It's a condition. (Turns to Danny, angrily) That you shouldn't know about! (Grabs up Danny by the collar of his shirt) How do you know about ecto-acne?! Talk!
Danny: I'm your son! I know about the accident in Wisconsin…that shouldn't have happened.
Jack: (Angry) Oh, it happened alright! (Throws Danny onto the ground angrily) And my life went straight down the flusher from that day on!
(Transforms into Jack Plasmius)
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Danny: Wait! It's me! Danny, your son! (dodges another shot fired by Jack)
Jack Plasmius:: Lies! I do not have a son! And even if I did, I certainly wouldn't name it Danny. That's dumb!
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Vlad: (About Sam and Tucker) Their running out of time, you know.
Danny: Time? That gives me a great idea!
(Scene changes to Clockwork's tower)
Clockwork: No, it's a horrible idea. I'm the ghost of time, not the ghost of miracle cures.
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(after Clockwork sent Danny to his parent's collage days in the 80's,Danny sees collage kids in 80's clothes and a guy break dancing)
Danny:Destroy the past?And what,lose all this culture.
80's kid:(To Danny)Totally awesome outfit dude!(Danny turns around,kid gives him a thumbs up and walks away)
Danny:Oh great,I blend!Well,(laughs)I guess this keeps people from thinking I'm a-(sees poster for ghost portal experiment on bulletin board)
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Vlad: I knew you'd come through, Daniel. All it took was the proper motivation. Of course, I'm still weak beyond measure, so... bygones?
(Danny grins mischievously at him; next scene shows Vlad screaming as Danny knocks him off into the air)
Danny:(Casually) Bygones.
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Maddie: (To Danny; after he has entered the bio-hazard tent without wearing a protective suit) Danny, put on your protective gear! You don't want to catch the ecto-acne!
Danny: Uh, yeah, about that... those ecto-impurities you couldn't identify, would they by any chance be consistent with... oh, say... diet cola?
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Jack (dancing in 80's clothing) : You know, it's too bad Vladdie had to fly back to Wisconsin so suddenly. He'd have loved this place! Right, Danny?
(Danny appears wearing 80's clothing)
Danny: Gnarly! (starts dancing)
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(Danny, Sam, and Tucker are in the Nasty Burger)
Danny: Ah, Nasty Burger, our safe haven. Away from the worries of --
Jazz: (Enters through door) Danny, run!
Danny: Run? Why should I -- (Everyone stares at the door, and soon after, Jack and Maddie enter wearing '80's clothes)
Jack & Maddie: Dude!
(Everyone in the Nasty Burger gasps and starts laughing)
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Sam: (Weakly to Jazz) When you see Danny, tell him...
Danny: (Walks into the room) Why don't you tell me yourself?
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Mikey: (Sees Danny and his parents dancing in '80's clothes) Forget the Internet, this one's goin' on pay-per-view!
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Maddie: (To Vlad, after he blasts Jack) You despicable, lying...piece of cheese! I wasted the best years of my life with you!
Vlad: Now Maddie, I may be a lying piece of cheese...but I'm still your husband.
Maddie: (Lifts Vlad up) Consider this an annulment! (Throws Vlad through the portal into the Ghost Zone)
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(In the lab in FentonWorks, where Tucker, Sam, and Vlad are all suffering from ecto-acne)
Jack: Lookin' good, Vladdy! (Sees readings dropping) Who am I kiddin', you're a goner.
Tucker: What?! I can't be a goner, I haven't even dated a cheerleader yet!
Sam: Trust me, you're never gonna live that long.
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Jazz: (Runs out to where Danny Phantom is) Danny! (Notices her parents next to him and cringes; looks around)...must be around here somewhere! I'll go look for him! (Runs off)
(Later; Danny and Jazz return together)
Jazz: Found him!
Danny: (Sly like) Thanks for finding me! (Winks at Jazz)
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Jazz: (After Jack and Maddie come into the Nasty Burger wearing 1980's clothes and laughs; to Sam) If anyone asks, I'm related to you.
Sam: Okay, but you're gonna have to be a lot less cheery.