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Danny's flying and suddenly loses altitude and crashes
Danny: That's never happened before... must've been the wind shear.
Later, when he can't phase through a wall
Danny: Okay... can't blame the wind this time. Something's wrong.
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Skulker: (After climbing up the pizza to reach Danny and Dash; as Dash is
"uncramming" Danny) You can't escape me, I'm faster than you! I'm stronger than you! (About to reach Danny) And you're weak, weak!
(Dash pushes the trigger and Danny becomes big again; Danny transforms into Danny Phantom)
Danny: (To Skulker, who is still small) Actually, I'm a lot stronger than I thought. (Picks up Skulker; flicks him into the freezer as he screams; closes the freezer door shut)
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Danny: (Outside; trying to get away from Dash when Skulker attacked) Ahh! Ghost! Run! Run, it's a ghost! (Starts running)
Jack: (In the Op-Center; about to eat a slice of pizza; hears Danny screaming) Sounds like Danny's in mortal danger from some ghost. (Slams down pizza) Cool! (Piicks up the Fenton Crammer) I get to play with my new weapon! I mean, uh... save Danny.
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Dash: I'm puny…NO! I DON'T DO PUNY!!!
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Gym Teacher: Mr. Baxter, you're going to help get Danny in shape.
Dash: Cool. Is broken in half considered a shape?
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Tucker: (After leaving the Amity Park Recreation First Aid department with his arms bandaged up) I can't believe I got pecked out by a bird, but at least I got my PDA. (It breaks in half) It's... fake?
Sam: But you have to admit, it was a great way to get you into shape.
Tucker: I guess so, but since my hands are all bandaged, I'm probably gonna need help going to the bathroom.
Sam: Taxi!
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Dash: (After himself and Danny find themselves in the middle of Jack's golf game) Where do we hide?!
Danny: Have you ever seen him play golf? The only safe place is the hole!
(They start running while Jack starts crazily hitting the golf balls; Dash starts to climb inside the hole and Danny lets go of him when his costume starts to change; they both fall in and watch the golf balls pass by)
Dash: Man, is everybody in this family bad at sports? (Danny stares at him angrily)
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Danny: (After half of his hair turns black) Oh, man. I'm one makeover away from blowing my secret identity! Good thing Dash is a total moron.
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Dash: (After Danny's shirt turns into a T-shirt) How many costume changes are you going to go through? What is this, Vegas?
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Mrs. Tetslaff: (After Danny and Tucker finish the Presidential Fitness Test) Well, it's not record time, but, it's good enough to pass.
Danny & Tucker: (Sweating and exhausted) Thanks!
Mrs. Tetslaff: Not you two, (To Sam and Dash) you two! Good job whippin' these whimps into shape. (Gives them medals as Danny and Tucker stare in shock)
Dash: You do realize this is the last thing we'll ever do together?
Sam: Count on it. Does this thing come in black?
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(After finishing the fitness test, both Danny and Tucker are sweating and exhausted)
Danny: Well, ghost beaten.
Tucker: Test passed.
Danny: And, self-worth restored. Ready?
Tucker: Yeah.
(They both collaspe from exhaustion)
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(After Danny passes the Presidential Fitness Test)
Jack: I'm so proud. Our boy finally has the physical prowess of a sixty-year old president. Here's to you, son! (Lifts his cup of root beer)
Maddie: Here, Jack, let me freshen up that root beer. (Takes a scoop of ice and puts it in the root beer; one of the ice cubes has a shrunken Skulker in it)
Skulker: (As he is about to be drunk by Jack) Ahhhhh!!
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Danny: (After temporarily defeating Skulker) We have to move.
Dash: Danny Phantom. If I weren't so terrified, this would be really cool!
Danny: Uh, thanks.
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Dash: (After he and Danny enter the mouse hole) What kind of mouse hole is this? Where's the matchbox sofa and the coffee table made from a spool of thread?
Danny: You watch way too many cartoons.
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Dash: (As they are running to a mouse hole and being chased by Skulker) Fly!
Danny: I can't!
Dash: What?!
Danny: Just... run, it's good for your heart.
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Skulker: (Getting hit with giant potato chips) Lime and vinegar?! Who eats those?! (Danny pushes bag onto him) Oh, for crying out loud! (Bag goes over Skulker) AHHHHHHH!
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(Danny Phantom is slowly changing back to Danny Fenton; his pants change into jeans)
Danny: (Whispering to himself) Oh, great. I'm losing so much power I'm reverting back to --
Dash: Hey, what's with your pants?
Danny: (Nervously) Uh, it's... casual... Friday?
Dash: (Scratching his head) Today's Tuesday.
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Danny: (Referring to the Presidential Fitness Test; blasts Skulker) Let's see the president do that!
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(Sam is helping Tucker get into shape by making him jump to get a new PDA)
Tucker: (Tired) You... can't... make me do this forever, you know?
Sam: I don't need to make you do anything, you're making yourself! You want this, don't ya? Don't ya?!
Tucker: Yes, yes, YES!
Sam: Then jump, geek boy, jump!
(Tucker continues jumping to try to get the PDA)
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Danny: (As Skulker is closing in on them; while they are trying to enter FentonWorks) He's closing in. We've gotta find another entrance!
Dash: Over there, there's a mouse hole.
Danny: We have mice?
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Danny: (As Skulker and a mouse are closing in on him) Get back! (Tries to make an ecto-blast, but fails) Oh, man, that shrink ray must've shorted out my powers.
Skulker: Maybe you need to rely on your "natural abilities."
Danny: Will you just, let it go?! (His powers completely short out)
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(Outside FentonWorks)
Sam: (With her boot on Tucker's back while he does push-ups) Come on, Foley. Keep going.
Tucker: (Falls) I can't! Your boot weighs a ton! How 'bout a hand, Danny? (Danny applauds him) Oh, you're hilarious.
Danny: Hey, when you got super powers, you can afford to be. Besides, why should I care about some stupid fitness test?
Dash: (Comes out of nowhere) Because if you fail, I fail!
Tucker: (Getting up) And if he fails at gym, that would blemish his stellar "D"-minus GPA.
(Dash jumps over the fence and pushes Tucker to the ground)
Danny: (On the ground; to Tucker) You don't have super powers, you don't get to be hilarious.