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Danny: Great. He got away again. Another ringing endorsement for the town screw-up.
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(After Jazz leaves room)
Danny: Phew! (Turns and accidently walks into pile of boxes)
Danny: Oh, ah, right. (Turns invisible, flies out roof)
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Jazz: It's Jazz, my friends call me Jazz.
Danny:: Yeah, but your brother calls you fink!
Jazz: Danny, I'm just trying to help. Come on, we used to talk all the time.
Danny: Yeah, when I was eight and you weren't a fink!
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Dash: (Glumly) Another day, another twenty-four hours closer to a career of pumping gas.
Kwan: At least you'll have a job. Apparently, I'm gonna end up a hobo. I didn't even know they had hobos anymore!
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(After Spectra grabs Danny)
Danny: Let go of me!
Spectra: Why would I do that? Your doubts, your misery, it's delicious! And the best part is, after that silly speech is over, and the last domino falls, and the sparklers vaporize the speaker, we'll leave you here to take the blame! And by the time I'm done with you, you'll be sure it was all your fault!
Danny: Man, I'm so tired of you dumping on me, and I'm so tired of dumping on myself. Jazz never did that, even when I was mad at her, and I won't let her DOWN!
(Blasts Spectra and becomes free)
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Bertrand: Oh, look, the little loser ghost has a few baby helpers!
(Danny's eyes snap open wide)
Danny: (Angry) Do... not... call... me... a LOSER!
(Shoves Bertrand off of him and slams him into a wall, fires a powerful energy blast; Bertrand dodges it before it hits him and looks around)
Bertrand: Well, that's enough destruction for one afternoon... (Transforms back to normal and flies through the roof) Ta!
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Danny: Gotta keep Jazz busy.
(Stands up)
Danny: Yeah, well if you're going to take her side you can hang with her too, here take my seat, you've already taken my friends.
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(Cheerleaders cheer with extreme disinterest)
Mr. Lancer: What's the matter with you people... ? (Takes two pom-poms; cheering) We've got the spirit, yes we do! We've got the spirit, how 'bout you?!
Jazz: Okay...
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Jazz: Danny, I know you think I'm pushy, and I'm a know-it-all. I know you think I can be a jerk sometimes.
(Danny smiles slyly)
Jazz: You know, you can stop me at any time.
Danny: I know.
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Spectra: (As Fenton Peeler is peeling her apart) AAAHHHH!!!
Danny: Talk about having nothing within.
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Danny: (Pointing out Jazz) What the heck is she so happy about?
Sam: Don't ask me. I'm usually the sour one around here, but compared to everyone else, I'm the Goth bird of happiness.
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Tucker: Jazz, we're Danny's friends. That means we keep his secrets from you.
(Jazz hands Tucker a twenty dollar bill) Although... (Sam takes the bill and gives it back to Jazz)
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Mr. Lancer: (To Jazz) Everybody's mood has been lifted as if some gloomy malevolence has been shooed away. Your disappearing act worked marvelously. They've got their spirit back.
Jazz: They're not the only ones Mr. Lancer, they're not the only ones. (Cut to Danny flying through the midnight sky in ghost form, while Jazz looks on)
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Jazz: (After using the Fenton Peeler to defeat Penelope Spectra) Hey, it worked! (Pause) But it's still weird.
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(Jazz kisses Danny's head, Danny smiles)
Danny: Eww... gross!
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Paulina: (To old lady) Do you mind? You're, like, the second old woman to hover me today, and I'm so not in the mood.
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Jazz: Well, you leave me no choice. Mom, Dad, can I talk to you about Danny?
Danny: What?! Jazz, no!
Maddie: Is there something wrong with Danny?
Jack: Is there a ghost involved?
Maddie: Is there something you want to talk about?
Jack: That involves ghosts?
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Jazz: Each of which will fall into the next and finally trigger the spirit sparklers!
(Mr. Lancer looks around at the glum kids)
Mr. Lancer: WA-HOO!
(Pushes dominoes after nobody cheers)
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Kid: (To Jazz) A freakishly large hornet! Ahh! (Jumps into a locker, his leg sticks out) Ow! My leg!!
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Tucker: I hate my life.
Sam: I hate your life more.
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Jazz: Still mad?
Danny: (Sarcastically) Wow, you are the smart one.
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Spectra: What are you... ? A ghost trying to fit in with humans, or some creepy little boy with creepy little powers?
Danny: Both... neither... I DON'T KNOW!!