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Danny: Take it easy Paulina, you don't want to hurt Sam... (Sees Paulina in the dragon's claws) Paulina? (Looks to the Dragon Ghost) Sam?
Dragon Ghost: Shallow girl!
Danny: Yep, that's Sam.
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Paulina: (After Danny falls over) Oh, please don't say you've suddenly fallen for me. That line is so last semester.
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Jack Fenton: Thank you, thank you all, on behalf of me, Jack Fenton!
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(Danny and Tucker are drooling over Paulina)
Sam: Oh please, Paulina? Girls like that are a dime a dozen.
Danny: (To Tucker) How much change you got?
Sam: (Sarcastically) Ha, ha, very funny.
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Danny: Catch anything, Dad?
Jack: (Holding Fenton Fisher) Son, I couldn't catch a cold. I've been sitting here all day without a single bite.
Danny: (Holding parent teacher conference note) Uhhh...
Jack: I'm so frustrated, I want to take out my rage on the first person who gives me bad news. Anyway, you wanted to tell me something?
Danny: Well, sort of. Mr. Lancer...
Jack: Mr. Lancer what? (Angrily) Is this bad news?
Danny: (Hides note behind his back) Mr. Lancer... (Smiles, and then overshadows Jack when he looks away) ... wants to have a word with us!
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Tucker: (To girl, trying to ask her to the dance) Hey, there. I...
Girl #1: No.
Tucker: (To another girl)) Hi, would you... ?
Girl #2: Forget it.
(Another girl walks by)
Girl #3: No!
Tucker: I didn't ask you yet! (Walks over to Danny & Sam eating)
Danny: Strike three, Tuck?
Tucker: Try strike three thousand.
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Danny: (After beating Dragon Ghost) Whew. That's a relief.
Jack: (Running back from the bathroom, holding sodas) I'll tell you what a relief is. Darn, I almost forgot.
(Jack runs off-screen, flushing of toilet is heard)
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(Outside of Paulina's house)
Danny: (Talking to himself; getting prepared to ask Paulina for the amulet) Paulina, about the amulet: it's an ancient family heirloom and I need to get it back. (Smiles; slaps his face and sighs) No, that stinks... (Door opens; Paulina's dad walks out)
Danny: Um, hi! You must be Paulina's dad!
Paulina's Dad: (Angry) If you upset her, we're going to have a violent talk.
Paulina: Papa! You're scaring him! Come on, Danny, we're going to be late. (Walks down the steps)
Paulina's Dad: Have a wonderful evening, baby! (Turns back to Danny, angrily) I know where you live.
Danny: (Nervously) And I'm glad we had a chance to chat!
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Mr. Lancer: I like your style, Mr. Fenton. In fact, I'd like you to chaperone the upcoming school dance.
Danny: (In Jack's body) Chaperone? Well, I'm not sure...
Mr. Lancer: I am. See you Friday. Or, (Holds up the "How to Speak Hip for the Un-Hip" book) as the kids say, "Catch you later, G!"
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Sam: Promise me you'll keep your pants up?
Danny: I'll do my best!
Tucker: (Realizes Sam was his date) Wait a second. I'm dateless again?! What does a guy have to do to get hooked up around here?!
Ghost Girl: I want to go to the ball!
Tucker: On second thought, I don't need a date that badly. Hey guys, wait up! Come on! Can I cut in?
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Dragon Ghost: I want to go! I have to go!
Danny: You'll have to wait in line behind my dad.
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Danny: (After discovering that the amulet he gave Paulina has the ability to turn people into a dragon) Wait. You mean...I'm going on a date with a dragon?!
Sam: Like I said: looks are deceiving. I'm sure you boys will have a wonderful evening. (signs off)
Danny: She really wants to go to the dance.
Tucker: But she said she didn't want to!
Danny: We're her best friends; we should have known.
Tucker: Well, there's nothing we can do about it now, right? (Danny gets an idea; his eyes glow green) No way. Forget it. Absolutely not! NO!
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Mr. Lancer: (Reading from "How to Speak Hip for the Un-Hip" at the dance) "Let's get down with our bad selves." "Yo, shake that thing." "Hey, G, you're my dog."
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Jazz: By the way, Danny, just so you know, I'm on to your little secret.
Danny: (Spits out water in astonishment) What?!
Jazz: The clumsiness, the nervousness. I can't believe I didn't figure it out before. You have a girlfriend!
Danny: It's a lie, I'm not a ghost -- I mean, she's not my girlfriend. She's just going to the dance with me.
Jack: Great, I can't wait to meet her. So I can blather about ghosts!
Jazz: You better let her know your family's insane now, Danny. If you marry her and she finds out later, that's entrapment.
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Danny: (About overshadowing a girl so Tucker can get a date) Forget it. You can get your own date for the dance, like I did.
Sam: Does he have to take off his pants and act like a dweeb, or will either one do?
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Tucker: (To Danny) Thanks to you, I now know the quickest way to a woman's heart: clean boxers.
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Dragon Ghost: Must have tee!
Danny: Tea? Ooh, good idea. Coffee can make you a mite jittery. Better yet, have some punch! (Punches Dragon Ghost)
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Tucker: (To Danny, when a ghost shows up at the mall) Ghost time. Can I finish your fries?
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(Danny's pants fall down)
Paulina: (Laughing) A gentleman usually tips his hat, but I'll give you points for originality.
Sam: Kudos, Danny, you just set an all-time speed record for drowning in the shallow end on the gene pool.
Paulina: Oh no, you did not just call me shallow, did you?
Sam: If you mean do I think I can stand in a puddle full of you and not get my feet wet? Then, yeah.
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Danny: (About asking Paulina to the dance) I can't, I get weak-kneed when I try to talk to cute girls.
Sam: (Angry) Oh, and you absolutely have no problem talking to me?
Danny: Uh, um..
Sam: Skip it! Go give your weak knees some exercise.
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Mr. Lancer: Well, there were a couple of incidents... with his pants.
Danny: (In Jack's body) Did his pants fall down again? Oh, poor Danny! He studies so hard, he forgets to eat. I know these things because I'm his dad, and not him.
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Mr. Lancer: Pantless again, Mr. Fenton? That's the third time this week I've caught you... how do you kids say it? (Holds up book called "How to Speak Hip for the Un-Hip") "Dropping trou." I think it's time I saw your father for a parent-teacher conference.
Danny: Oh, man... my dad?
Mr. Lancer: In the meantime, here. (Gives Danny a belt) It'll keep your pants up, and (Holds up book again) "Out of trouble with the man."