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Danny: All right pee-wee! Talk! Tell me what you want with these people or I'll...I'll...spank you or something!
Youngblood: I'd love to see you try! (Blasts Danny with rays from eyes)
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Ember: (To Youngblood; after she burns the ship's mast) Okay, maybe not the best idea. Ah, well. Bon voyage, kid! Catch you on my comeback tour! (Laughs and disappears)
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Danny: Now if I were my dad, where would I put the secret control panel for the Op-Center? Someplace where I would see every time I come here. (Figures out it would be the refrigerator; goes to it; finds and presses the button) Yep, next to the ham!
Computer Voice: Defense system activated. Also, the ham has spoiled.
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Sam: (Cheering the acronym for her radio station) P-A-R-T-Y!
Tucker: We ain't got no alibi!
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Sam: (Looks at cruise brochure, after seeing that Ember is back) M. Bersback? Ember's back! That's not a clue, it's a billboard.
Tucker: We really have to start paying attention to these things.
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Danny: Paulina, you're good with make up. I need you to disguise Tucker as an adult so he can get aboard the pirate ship and disable it from within.
Paulina: Aye-aye, captain! But you still have no shot at me.
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Danny: (To Ember, after she says she's working with Youngblood) What, is the music career going so poorly you have to pick up babysitting jobs on the sides?
Ember: I guess you could say me and him share the same opinion of adults.
Ember & Youngblood: Hate 'em!
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(Tucker is aboard Youngblood's ship and below deck, where all the adults are fueling the ship by exercising)
Tucker: Mom! Dad! You're under mind control! And looking really trim! Maybe you guys should exercise more often.
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Danny: (Over megaphone) Listen up, everybody. If you want your parents back, you're going to have to follow my lead.
Dash: Why should we follow you, Fen-toad?
Danny: You're right, Dash. Let's follow the other kid who comes from a family of ghost hunters and knows how to work all their gear.
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Danny: (Giving Dash a weapon) Dash, you're with me on offense. We're gonna spring the adults from the pirate ship.
Dash: So, I get to hit some people?
Danny: Oh, yeah!
(Dash grabs Danny's shirt)
Danny: Not me!
Dash: (Lets go of Danny's shirt) Sorry, old habits.
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Star: (Cheerleading, while fighting pirates) Okay! We hate pirates, yes we do! I hate pirates, how 'bout you?
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Jack: Why do I suddenly feel like I have buns of steel?
Maddie: At last! I mean, I love you just the way you are. (Hugs Jack)
Jazz: Ew.
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Youngblood: Argh! Me prisoners are escaping!
Parrot: So, what's powering the ship?
(Ship starts falling)
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Danny: (Sees the ship gone after battling Youngblood) Well, one thing's for sure. It's gonna be awfully quiet at my house tonight.
(Scene changes to party at Danny's house)
Danny: Not getting invited to a party is one thing, but not getting invited to a party AT MY OWN HOUSE!
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Parrot: (With ship underwater surrounded by ghost shield in reverse) Let me out of here! Let me out!
Youngblood: Actually, it would be more like, "Ahoy, matey! I'm marooned on this island!"
Parrot: Oh, shut your gob, you twit!
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Danny: Mom, Dad! I really wanna use the emergency op-center to start a radio station!
(Silence; Danny looks around and finds no one)
Sam: That's a yes!
Danny: (Finds note on a catalogue; reads note) "Your mother, sister, and I are on a weekend get-away fun cruise. We're sure you will take charge and act responsibly. Love, Mom & Dad." (Removes note and sees catalogue) M. Bersback Cruiselines? Weird, they went on a fun cruise with Jazz, who isn't fun in the least?
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Dash: (After Danny, in ghost mode, saves kids from the force field) Hey, where's Fenton?
Danny: He's safe. I, uh, rescued him. (To Paulina) He sure is cool. You should totally make out with him.
(Paulina blinks)
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Mr. Lancer: Of course, you kids should feel free to, as you might say, "Bust out your own freaky beats!" As long as they're not too freaky or... uh, beaty?
Danny: (Runs to the radio station) Sweet! Where do I sign up to yank this crud off the air? (Danny scratches the Vapor Drone record with the record needle)
Dash: Fenton a D.J.? Yeah, right! Who would ever listen to you?
Danny: I'll show you who'll listen! What do we want?! (Silence) Um, this is the part where you say, "Good music." What do we want?!
Tucker & Sam: (Hesitantly) Uh... Good music?
Dash: (Pushes Danny out of the way and Danny screams) What do we want?!
Kids: Good music!
Dash: When do we want it?!
Youngblood: (From nowhere) NOW!
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(After the ghost pirates steal the ghost shield generator)
Youngblood: Fall back, me hearties. We got da... got da... What's the word?
Parrot: Booty.
Youngblood: Ha, you said booty! (Laughs)
(Pirate ghosts begin laughing)
Danny: Hey! They're stealing my dad's ghost shield generator! (Flies toward ship, Youngblood gets in the way and turns his peg leg into a cannon and fires at Danny, which makes Danny fall; ship gets away)
Sam: Nice goin', matey. You just got your butt kicked by Short John Silver.
Danny: Hey, considering he just took my dad's ghost shield, you think maybe you could be a little sympathetic, like Tucker?
(Tucker starts laughing)
Danny: Tucker?
Tucker: He said booty!
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Youngblood: Avast ye! Aw, man, what's the word?
Parrot: Scurvy dogs.
Youngblood: Right! Avast ye, scurvy dogs! Prepare to be booted by captain Youngblood and his skeleton crew!
Danny: Hey, isn't it past your bedtime, kid?
Youngblood: (Makes a slingshot with his hook and fires a beam at Danny) Don't call me kid! I'm mature beyond me years! (Blows a raspberry)
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Dash: (To Danny, while they're fighting the pirates) You're one brave geek, Fenton. When I'm whaling on you tomorrow, I'll be whaling on a hero. But I will be whaling on ya.