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(Sam is forced to spend the night at Tucker's house)
Sam: Next time, we take the extra-dimensional fugitive to my house.
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(After Tucker removes Wulf's collar)
Wulf: (Speaking Esperanto)
Tucker: Of course you're free. And... (Wulf jumps out the window and breaks the glass) You're welcome!
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Mayor Montez: (With Walker overshadowing him) All in favor of declaring martial law and allowing the completely competent Jack Fenton to mobilize a massive ghost hunt, please say...
Danny: (In ghost form) I might be too young to vote, but I'm casting one anyway. (People in the crowd chatter in fear) You people have to listen to me. I'm on your side!
Jack: You're not fooling anybody, ghost kid! You are going down! (Tries to throw Fenton Fisher at him, but sees that it's still tangled) As soon as I untangle this thing.
Danny: My parents might be overshadowed, but this should harmlessly push the ghosts out of them. (Shoots ghost ray at them; they are knocked backward; everyone else screams and hides) Or they could not be overshadowed, and I could have totally ticked them off.
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(As Sam reaches to touch Wulf's collar, Wulf snarls angrily at her; Sam backs away to Tucker)
Tucker: He says not to touch that.
Sam: (Sarcastically) Really? I must have missed the subtext.
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Jack: (Sees Danny & Wulf) All right, nobody move! (Sees Fenton Fisher he's holding is tangled) As soon as I get this thing untangled, you two beasties are going down.
Danny: (To Wulf) Don't worry. He's not much of a threat. Now, If my mom were here, then we'd be in trouble.
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Sam: (Sees Danny eating frantically) Danny, are you okay?
Danny: Why would I not be? Just because the town's on high alert, my parents are at my school... (Swallows spork) ... and I'm chewing so fast, I think I just swallowed my spork. (Phases arm through his stomach and pulls spork out) There we go.
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Tucker: (To Wulf, after Danny leaves) So what's Walker up to? (Speaks Esperanto)
Wulf: (Speaks Esperanto)
(Tucker starts laughing)
Sam: You have no idea what he just said, do you?
Tucker: (Stops laughing) Not a clue.
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Maddie: (To Danny, about Mayor Montez) Get your hands off our duly elected leader, you odd manifestation of ectoplasmic energy and post-human consciousness!
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Jack: (Singing Ghostkateers song) G.H.O.
Maddie: Oh, you've seen a ghost?
Jack: S.T.K.A.
Maddie: Eh, you've seen a Canadian ghost?
Jack, Maddie, Paulina, Dash, & Kwan: A, T, double E, R... (Pause) S. (Jazz sighs)
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Paulina: (To Danny) You saved me? So, you're like a friendly ghost?
Danny: Yeah, with some friendly advice: RUN!!!
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Danny: What are you doing?!
Walker: There's all types of prisons, kid. I'm making sure your prison is the town where you live.
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Maddie: (To Danny, with Fenton Bazooka to his head, about to shoot) By the authority invested in me by the city of Amity Park, I sentence you back from once you came!
Danny: Oh man, I have got to start paying more attention in these fights.
Maddie: (Finds note on Fenton Bazooka, reads it) "Honey, forgot to fully charge Fenton Bazooka. - Jack. P.S.: Can I have a cookie?"
Danny: With that, I bid you a fair farewell. (Flies away)
Maddie: You haven't seen the last of me!
Danny: Duh, I'll see you at dinner.
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(Maddie tries to shoot Danny with the Fenton Bazooka, Wulf gets in front of him with Walker in his hand)
Danny: Wulf! No!
Wulf: (While he and Walker are getting sucked into a portal to the Ghost Zone) Friend! We'll meet again...
Walker: So will we, Punk! Feared on Earth and wanted in the Ghost Zone - you've lost, Ghost Kid! LOST!
(Wulf and Walker disappear into the portal)
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Jack: (Searching through weapons) Ghost Bazooka, Fenton Fisher, (Holds up strange object) whatever the heck this thing does...
Maddie: (Takes object) Jack, what are you doing?
Jack: Getting ready to hunt some ghosts. I'm gonna tear that ghost kid apart in a million different... (Pause) What?
Maddie: Jack, I love you, but we don't have time for this. Who's the better shot?
Jack: You are.
Maddie: Who's better with the weaponry?
Jack: You are.
Maddie: Who's a 9th degree black belt?
Jack: You are. You are?!
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Baby Face Boyle: (Trying to escape from Walker's prison) You'll never take me alive, coppers!
Bullet: You're a ghost.
Baby Face Boyle: Well, you'll still never take me!
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Danny: (To Maddie, after she tries to shoot him with the Fenton Bazooka) Oh, man! You are SO not getting anything for Mother's Day!
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(Wulf gets shocked by a collar)
Tucker: That collar! It's hurting him!
Sam: What did you think it was, a fashion accessory?
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Danny: (Ghost sense) Oh no, here again?
Tucker: But we're chewing like the wind in an anti-Ghost Zone, where could the ghost be?
(Fenton RV explodes)
Sam: Survey says, behind us.
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Paulina: (While possessed) You can't get away from me!
Danny: Wow. I waited all puberty for a girl to say that to me, and now, it's a complete bummer.
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Danny: (While Walker is holding him by the neck) Walker?! Lemme go!
Walker: How does it feel? No place to run. No place to hide. I'm gonna turn your whole world against you, and by the time I'm done, you're gonna beg for the safety of my prison -- in the Ghost Zone, where you belong.
(Danny uses his plasma blasts to break free)
Danny: The only thing I'm begging for, is for you to try some mouthwash!
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Sam: A curfew?
Tucker: An escort?
Danny: Okay, who's the idiot security advisor who came up with these lame ideas?
(Jack & Maddie enter the room)
Jack: Fear not, young ones, we're here to make sure this school is prepared for any ghost emergencies.
Maddie: (On megaphone) You must be cautious, at any time one of these ectoplasmic malefactors - (Sees Danny) hi sweetie! (Danny ducks down and blushes) - could appear out of no where.
Danny: (To Sam & Tucker) Time to sit in the back where nobody can notice us?
Sam: Time to sit in the back where nobody can notice us.
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Sam: Next time, we take the extra-dimensional fugitive to my place.
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Walker: (In Dash's body, about Jack & Maddie) I wanna keep an eye on these two. They may be of use to us.
Jack: Come on! (Runs to the door, and bumps into it)
Maddie: It's pull, Jack.
Walker: Well, she might.
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Danny: (Running) I'm going gho -
Jazz: Danny, hi! Are you hiding here? I'll go hide over there. (Leaves)
Danny: Okay... now I'm going ghost!
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Sam: (While the ghosts are attacking Amity Park) Man! I've never seen so many ghosts attacking at once!
Danny: I'm gonna need a bigger thermos!
(Ghost attacks Danny and knocks him down)
Tucker: And a paramedic!