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Pointdexter: (After seeing Pariah's skeleton army attacking the people) Those poor humans. They're being over run by ghost bullies.
Ember: Oh who cares about them. That is the ghost king's crew. He's on his way here.
Skulker: Which means we have to camouflage ourselves. Can you hear that? That's confusion and panic, which means it's the perfect time to find our hiding place.
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Fright Knight: (Trying to slash through the Ghost Shield with his Soul Shredder) This... is... not... over!
Pariah Dark: Actually, my loyal servant, it is! (Puts on the Ring of Rage, and, with the Crown of Fire, is mega charged with power; the Fright Knight bows down to him) Come. We have plans to make. (Stomps off while the Fright Knight follows) For soon this... human world... will also be mine!
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Damon: You've been battling ghosts... all this time? Are you okay?
Valerie: I'm... (Struggles to move, but quickly gives up) uh! I'm fine!
Damon: (Sets Valerie down) Then, you are in so much trouble!!
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(Jack is working on the Ecto-Skeleton while Vlad watches)
Vlad: Any idea when this suit might be finished?
Jack: Don't push me, V-man. I'm working on it!
(The sound of the Fright Knight's horse comes from the Ghost Portal)
Vlad: Can we pick it up a little bit?
(Maddie comes from upstairs)
Maddie: What was that noise?
Jack: Could be me, I had huevos rancheros for breakfast.
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Ember: (After taking over a guitar store) Hey, kiddies, this is a little ditty I'd like to call, "Get out of my new home!" (Plays a destructive note on her guitar and everyone runs out screaming)
Boy: She rocks!
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(Jack is becoming weaker as the Fenton Pants drain his life energy)
Maddie: Vlad, help me get these pants off Jack!
Vlad: (Walking away) Nope. Sorry, that's all you.
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(On TV)
Tiffany Snow: Well, the worst ghost crisis in the history of Amity Park is over. Clean up continues and a sense of normalcy has returned. And while we may never know exactly what happened -- (Scene changes to the box store where The Box Ghost was living in)
Box Store Owner: Where's my bubble wrap?!
(Scene changes back to Tiffany Snow's report)
Tiffany Snow: One thing's for sure, Inviso-Bill... or should I say, Danny Phantom, has gone from villain to hero through the eyes of many in our town.
(Valerie blasts the TV with an ecto-gun)
Valerie: That depends on who you're asking.
Damon: Valerie! Was that the ecto-gun?!
(Valerie hides the ecto-gun)
Valerie: No!
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Pariah Dark: (About Danny & Vlad, after they go back to human mode from ghost mode) They're ghosts and humans! Is there no end to this day's surprises?
Valerie: Hey, stone face, surprise! (Shoots ecto-goo into Pariah's face)
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(Skulker is about to punch Danny)
Poindexter: No ixney on the aitbay, Skulker. Maybe he can help us.
Danny: Please, just tell me what's going on! Let me help you guys!
(Skulker lowers Danny to the ground; pause, then Danny punches Skulker)
Sam: How is that helping?
Danny: (Massaging his wrist) It's payback. It helps me on the inside.
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Danny: (To ghosts, after hearing Skulker's monologue) I'm gonna need all of you to help me put the Ghost King to sleep. I'll need you to battle against all odds, face untold danger, doom, and destruction with no guarantee of ever coming back! Who's with me?!
(Pause, then the ghosts all laugh and walk away)
Tucker: You should probably take that as a "No."
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Vlad: Surely you and I can work out some sort of deal?
Fright Knight: A deal?
(Pariah Dark attacks Vlad)
Vlad: Call me, we'll talk.
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(Fright Knight knocks door off Fenton Portal and flies out; Vlad steps aside; door hits Jack)
Jack: Aaah!
Vlad: (Calmly, with smile) Jack, look out. The door.
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Danny: (To Vlad, after he blasts a skeleton away) You're helping me? What do you want, my mom's cell number?
Vlad: No! But, ooh, if you wanted to give me her number...
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Danny: (After seeing Valerie hiding under table next to him) Find your own hiding spot. I've got dibs on under the nerds playing nerd poker.
Valerie: Ease up, Fenton. You're not the only one who needs to hide, you know.
Nathan: (Holding picture of Valerie) Valerie, where are you?! There's only three years until senior prom! Why won't you say yes?!
Danny: Three years? We could be here a while.
Valerie: Want to check over our book reports?
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(Danny shoots the light out with a plasma blast, causing darkness)
Vlad: Oh, sugar cookie!
(Danny hits Vlad with another plasma blast through the dark)
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Vlad: (In front of everybody; speaking about the Ecto-Skeleton) I was just, you know, passing through, and then I thought, "Since I can't just destroy Jack and take it, I'll just steal its secrets right out from under his nose!"
(Silence, then Jack and Vlad burst into laughter)
Vlad: Oh, I swear, I am such a josher. More tea, please. (Maddie pours tea on his head on purpose) Not there!
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Danny: (About Jack & Maddie) It kills you, doesn't it? How much they love each other.
Vlad: I have other things to worry about, and so should you.
(Vlad sticks out his foot and trips Jack as he's walking)
Vlad: And yet, I will always have time for that.
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Sam: (About Danny pulling a prank on Dash) Nice. Using your powers to stuff toilet paper into a locker. He's going to find out it's you.
Danny: Have you seen his grades?
Danny & Tucker: Never gonna happen.
Dash: Hey! This is Fenton Wipe!
Sam: "Never" is karma's doorbell. Ding dong! It's for you.
(Danny runs away after Dash starts chasing him)
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Sam: (After all the parents show up in SUVs) Doesn't anyone in this town drive a compact car?!
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Dash: Hey, Fenton. No teachers around to protect you. No nerds around to hide you.
Tucker Hey! I resent that! I'm plenty nerd!
(Dash knocks Tucker back with tray)
Danny: Dash, take a hike will you? I'm way too tired to put up with you. Besides, shouldn't you be failing a test, kicking a puppy, or beating up somebody weaker than you now?
Dash: Come to think of it, yeah!
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Sam: (To Danny, after he is beaten up by ghosts) Are you okay?
(Danny stares at her)
Sam: Sorry. Standard question. (Helps him up) What was that about?
Danny: I don't know, but I think Vlad Plasmius just became the least of my worries.
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Tucker: Dude, you okay? (Short pause) Sorry. Standard question. Late night?
Danny: Of course it was a late night. Every ghost I know -- and about a million I don't -- are loose!
(Ecto-puss flies through floor, grabs Danny's lunch tray, and flies away laughing)
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Valerie: Hey, Danny.
Danny: Hey, Val.
Tucker: "Hey, Val"? Isn't that the same Val that's usually on a jet sled trying to pace Danny?
Sam: Yep. And apparently next week, we're having cookies with Skulker!
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Danny: I couldn't get any sleep because my archenemy was in the guest room next to me.
Sam: My parents sleep in the bedroom next to me. It's not the same, but I can't sleep either.
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Danny: (After seeing ring on Valerie's finger) Oh, man. That's gotta be the ring the Fright Knight's looking for. Vlad must have given it to her.
Tucker: Isn't he a little old for her?
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(Danny is removing the Fright Knight's sword from the ground)
Vlad: Daniel, no! The sword is a signal!
Danny: A signal? (Removes sword) A signal of what?
(Amity Park falls into the Ghost Zone; Pariah Dark and the Fright Knight appear)
Pariah Dark: Of surrender!
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Valerie: (To Tucker & Sam) You know how I said I didn't really like Fenton? I kinda like him now.
Sam: (Angrily) Yeah, well, I...(Sees Tucker staring at her and calms down) I mean, we like him, too. (Threateningly) And we're watching you.
Valerie: (Smiling) I accept your challenge!
Sam: Then you leave us no choice.
Sam & Tucker: NATHAN!
Valerie: Aaah! (Runs away)
Nathan: Valerie! Come back! Why won't you say yes?!
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Maddie: And while the Ecto-Skeleton can enhance your natural ability one-hundred-fold, using it could be fatal.
Jack: Which is exactly why I'll be using it. Because if the suit's killing anybody, it's going to be me.
(Jack is karate chopped by Maddie)
Maddie: You're already weak from the first time you used the suit. I'll be going in.
(Maddie is karate chopped by Jazz)
Jazz: Forget it, Mom. Danny needs both of you. I'm doing this.
(Jazz is karate chopped by Sam's father)
Jeremy: I'll do it! (Sam's father is karate chopped by Sam's mother) Ow!
Pamela: I'll do it! (Sam's mother is karate chopped by a woman) Ow!
Woman: I'll do it! (Woman is karate chopped by someone) Ow!
(Everyone is knocked out on the floor)
Danny: I thought I was gonna have to blast everybody with the ghost ray, but this is much more efficient.
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Valerie: (About Danny) Where is he running off to all the time? Only guys I see running off like that have a job. Or a girlfriend.
Sam: He doesn't have a girlfriend, Valerie!
Valerie: (Slyly) Mmm-hmm. Right.
Sam: What are you talking about?
Valerie: You like him.
Sam: Uh, hello? He's my best friend!
Valerie: I'm sure he is. But if you like him -- I mean, like him, like him -- make a move. Because if you don't, somebody will.
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Pariah Dark: A little ragged 'round the edges, eh child?
Danny: What do you say we ditch the snappy banter and get right to the part where I kick your butt?
Pariah Dark: Very well! I accept your terms!
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Sam: (Drinking tea) I'm getting worried. We haven't seen Danny or Valerie for hours.
Jack: (Comes downstairs after checking on Danny and Valerie) Ah, they're fine. They've been up in Danny's room. Alone. For hours.
(Sam drops the teacup, and it shatters)
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(The Fright Knight grabs Maddie)
Jack & Vlad: Hey! Let go of the woman I love! (Pause)
Vlad: ... Like a dear friend.
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(Skulker has just taken over a hunting goods store; Poindexter floats up from the floor)
Poindexter: This is not on the square, Skulker. We're pushing these people from their homes. We're no better than the Ghost King.
Skulker: Nobody lives here. It's a store! (Shoots Poindexter up against the wall by his shirt)
Poindexter: This seems oddly familiar...
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(A panicking man and his wife run into a box store)
Man: We need boxes! And lots of them!
The Box Ghost: (Floats down from the ceiling) Never!
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(Danny is about to face the Ghost King with the potentially fatal battle suit)
Danny: If there's anything you wanted to say to me, now might be an excellent time to do it.
Sam: I... I...
(Storm clouds gather, and Pariah Dark's face appears)
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Pariah Dark: Surrender, child. You can't possibly win.
Danny: I don't have to win. I just have to make sure that you lose!
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Skulker: Now, go, defeat him, so I will be free to hunt you another day.
Danny: (To Ember) Guy really knows how to motivate ya...
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The Box Ghost: Beware! For my place of employment has given me a new weapon. The bubble wrap... of death!
(Klemper breathes ice at some of the skeleton ghosts in Pariah Dark's army, The Box Ghost wraps them in bubble wrap, and Klemper rolls them down)
Klemper: Now will you be my friend?
The Box Ghost: Never!
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Sam: (About Valerie) So, what's up with this? Why are you helping her all of a sudden?
Danny: Oh, she hid me from Dash earlier today. I'm just returning the favor.
Sam: Well, be careful. The last thing you'd want to do is invite your arch enemy into your own house.
(They open the door, Danny gasps as he sees Vlad there)
Vlad: Ah, hello, Daniel!
Sam: Too late.
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Valerie: (About her equipment) It's like you designed it just for me. Why would you do that? I'm, like, 14.
Vlad: You're also the most capable ghost hunter I've ever seen. You're smart, you're fast, you're strong, and most of all, you're motivated.
Valerie: (Smiling) Really?
Vlad: Of course. Why else would I say such a thing? I'd have to be some sort of, oh, diabolical villain, to manipulate you like that.
(Pause, then they both laugh)
Vlad: (Laughing) I kill me! (Angry) Or, Jack!
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Danny: How did they cram all of you into the Specter Speeder?
Ember: Hey, you ever been inside your stupid thermos? Compared to that, it was the Taj Mahal in there!
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Paulina: Go get him, Inviso-Bill!
Danny: It's not Inviso-Bill! It's Phantom! Danny Phantom!
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Pariah Dark: (After he is awakened) Who dares?
Vlad: Oh, hello. Plasmius, Vlad Plasmius. Uh, did I mention I'm a huge fan of your work?
(Pariah Dark blasts him out of his castle)
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Tucker: Dude, you can't blame yourself for this. It's not your fault.
Danny: Maybe not, but it is my responsibility.
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Vlad: Sneak attack? Very good, Daniel. You're getting more like me with every battle.
Danny: I am nothing like you!
Vlad: Oh, you're not? Using your powers to get back at people you don't like? Throwing the first punch? You're more like me than you know.
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Vlad: (Danny has just figured out what Vlad's up to with the Ring of Rage) That's pretty good. It's almost as though I barely consider you a threat.
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Fright Knight:
The Sword is Sunk,
Your Die now Cast,
The Sword Removed shall Signal Fast,
Make Reappear the Ring Thou Hast
Or Your Next Day shall be Your Last!
(Fright Knight turns into bats, and they fly away over Danny and Vlad)
Danny: "The Ring Thou Hast"?
(Vlad shrugs innocently)
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Fright Knight: Fools! All I wanted to do was to seize the ring and return to Pariah's Keep. But now you give me no choice. By the authority vested in me by my lord and liege, I claim this town, now and forever, under the banner of Lord Pariah, the King of all Ghosts!
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Jazz: Danny... please be careful.
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Fright Knight: (Before an assembly of commanders) Your armies are amassed? (The commanders salute) Then, on my orders...
Pariah Dark: On my orders! Go to that world. Bring the ring to me. And to those who stand in your way... show no mercy.
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Vlad: (Thrown out of the Ghost Zone, beaten) Jack... my fat old friend... help me... (Passes out)
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Fright Knight: (Freed from his rest) The Fright Knight lives!
Pariah Dark: To serve me.
Fright Knight: (Bows on the ground) Lord Pariah! (Lighter tone) You're up!
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Danny: I don't understand...
Vlad: What? That I used two fourteen year old pawns to turn a knight and topple a king? It's chess, Daniel. Of course you don't understand. But then, you never really did.