Danny Phantom

Jazz: (After catching Danny in the Fenton Thermos by accident; to Tucker & Sam) Think I should work on my banter? Tucker: Start with your aim!

Klemper: (Throwing ice balls) Won't anyone be my friend? (Jazz charges up to Klemper with the Fenton Anti-Creep Stick) Danny: You're going up to him with the Anti-Creep Stick? Jazz: I know what I'm doing, Danny. (To Klemper) Give me your worst, friendly fiend! You haven't got the guts. (to Danny) Huh? Guts? Danny: Yeah, see the guts joke would've been better in the last fight. (Jazz slips on the ice and mistakenly send Danny flying into a wall of ice; Klemper escapes) Jazz: I'm helping! (Danny, Sam, & Tucker emerge from the ice with annoyed faces)

(In Danny's room) Maddie: It's not like Jazz to just take off without saying something. Jack: I know. She usually talks and talks and talks. Big words I can barely understand. Maddie: Danny, can you think of any reason she might be upset? Jack: Or why she might have taken the Specter Speeder? Danny: (To himself) She's after Skulker. Jack and Maddie: What? Danny: (Nervously) I said...I'm so upset about her leaving I'm going to skulk...her? Gotta go! (Danny runs down the stairs to the lab) I told her she was a lousy ghost hunter so of course she decided to prove me wrong and hunt Skulker. (Transforms in Danny Phantom and flies through Fenton Portal) But if anything happens to her...now it's my fault.

Danny: Look, Jazz, I know you're trying to help. Jazz: Trying? Danny: And please don't be offended but- (Jack grabs Danny) Jack: Hey, Danny! Check this out. Your mother and I have sooped up the RV with an Ecto-Converter. Danny: Ecto-Converter? Maddie: It converts a ghost's natural ecto energy into a constantly replenishing fuel source. Jazz: Does it hurt the ghost? Maddie: (Laughing) Oh, Jazz. You know your father and I don't care about that. Jack: If it's screaming, then we know it's working! (Goes back to work on the ecto-converter with Maddie) Jazz: Good thing there's no ghosts here. (Nudges Danny) Right, Danny? No ghosts here. (In a sing-song voice; to Danny, about Jack & Maddie) We know something they don't know. Danny: (Mocking Jazz) I get it. Can we let it die now? Jazz: (Hums in the sing-song voice and knocks Danny into the Ecto-Converter; The RV speeds away) You really need to work on controlling your powers. (Danny scowls)

(In closet) Jazz: Danny, calm down. Danny: Calm down? How can I calm down with you constantly butting your nose in where it doesn't belong?! Jazz: I was just trying to help. Danny: Nobody asked you to help! (People outside the closet are listening) You're a lousy ghost hunter, an overbearing sister, and an annoying, obnoxious know-it-all with no respect for her brother's privacy, so stop helping! (Everyone outside gasps; Jazz whimpers then runs off crying; Danny steps out; everyone glares at him)

(in broom closet) Tucker: You want us to say something to her? Danny: I'm perfectly capable of talking to my own sister. Sam: Which is why you're hiding from her in a broom closet? Danny: Am not. (Jazz knocks on door) Jazz: Danny? You in there? Danny: Hide me! (jumps into trash can)

(In the janitor closet) Jazz: How come you never told me Vlad Masters has ghost powers? And he has a thing for Mom? Danny: Because it's none of your business! Sam: If you don't mind, we'll be over there, doing the "glad I'm an only child" dance. (Sam and Tucker crawl out of the janitor closet)

(At the movie theater, Sam and Tucker are seen exiting; Sam is yawning and they are both stretching) Sam: I can't believe we sat through all three "Cyber Zombie Commando" movies. Tucker: I could've used a little less zombie, and a little more cyber. But that's me, I'm all about the cyber.

Danny: (After tricking Vlad into letting them free; imitating Jazz) "Oh, no, what have I done?!" (Chuckles) What was that? Jazz: (Imitating Danny) "Jazz, no! Don't, please!" (They both laugh)

Danny: Okay, on my signal, run. Jazz: You're not the boss of me. I'll run when I feel like it. Danny: (Frustrated) Fine! Jazz: Fine. (Danny starts to run, Jazz watches him for a while, then runs)

Danny: (Watches Skulker tear through the lab equipment in the basement) And here I thought you weren't hunting me. Skulker: Where is the Ecto-Converter? Danny: See, that's more like it. You make demands, I ignore them. Skulker: (Grabs him by the collar) Talk. Where is it? Danny: Ecto-Converter. Ecto-Converter. Hmm, Let me think. Oh, here it is... in my hand! (Shoots him with an ectoplasmic energy blast)

Jazz: (Runs over to Danny with the Fenton Thermos, after helping Skulker get away) Danny, are you all right? Danny: No, no. Here, let me save you the trouble. (Presses a button on the thermos, allowing himself to get sucked in)

Vlad: (To Jazz, after she and Danny trick him into letting them free) Oh, you think you know everything, hmm? Tell me, girl, did you expect this?! (Transforms into Plasmius) Ha, ha, ha, ha! Surprised? (Gets a confused look on his face when he sees that they are gone and the Ecto-Skeleton has a stick-note on it; leans in close to see that the note reads, "No. Not surprised.") Robot Voice: Self-destruct initiated. Activating in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... Vlad: Oh, butter nuts. (A huge explosion occurs)

Jazz: (To Danny; about Skulker) I've taken the liberty of crafting, I must say, some funny witty banter for your next encounter with him. Bye! Sam: (Reading off the list) See you later, X? X marks the spot? You've been X-ed? None of these are funny!

Danny: (To Skulker, as he leaves) Come back here! You didn't even call me whelp!

Jazz: That was good night's work, Danny. We caught three ghosts! Danny: Actually, you caught one ghost, three times. All of them me!

Jazz: (To Vlad, in a serious tone) Keep laughing, we'll see who laughs last... (In a happier tone) Ooh, that's good. My witty banter is improving!

Tucker: (To Danny, after he sees Skulker flying above them) Skulker? He's hunting you again? Jazz: Again? As in more than once? Danny: Jazz, take it easy.There's a rhythm to these things. Ghost attacks, we exchange witty banter, I kick ghost butt, then we all go home having learned a valuable lesson about honesty or... some such nonsense. Jazz: (Taking notes on her clipboard) Attack. Banter. Kick butt. Lesson. Got it. So, why isn't he attacking you? Danny: (Sees Skulker fly right past them and into the Axion building) No attack? What? He's ignoring me?

Jazz: (Referring to The Box Ghost) I've got him, I've got the Crate Creep! The Box Ghost: Crate Creep? I am The Box Ghost! Who are you? (To Danny, in a much softer voice) No, seriously, who is she?

(in the football stadium) Jazz: Uncle Vlad, is this necessary. Vlad: Why Jazmine, you didn't expect me to take you in without first testing your loyalty.(Jazz only blinks) I've improved Jack's Exoskeleton using the lightning rod and Ecto-Converter as an endless power source. Meanwhile the nanobots will control your breathing and heart rate. Jazz: So the suit won't waste me? Vlad: No. So I can if you betray me. But that needn't happen so long as you behave like a good little adopted daughter to me. Danny: Let her go, Vlad. She's clearly just some clueless know-it-all who got in way over her head. Jazz: You're toast. Danny: Oh, yeah? You and what toaster? Vlad: And that's my cue. (Presses button to release the two so they can fight)

Jazz: (Crying) Oh, Uncle Vlad! I've run away from home, my father's an idiot, my brother hates me, and I wanna live with you! Vlad: Wait, what was that? Jazz: I've run away from home? Vlad: N -- no, after that. Jazz: My brother hates me? Vlad: No, in the middle. Jazz: My father's an idiot? Vlad: (Happy) That's the one! Come to Uncle Vlad!

Vlad: Ah, Jazz, you sweet perceptive child. Give Uncle Vlad a hug. Jazz: (While hugging him) That's right, keep hugging. We'll see who hugs last. Vlad: What? Jazz: Nothing.

Vlad: (To Klemper) If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, I will not be your friend!

(in Specter Speeder) Jazz: I messed up, didn't I? Danny: Actually, I messed up. I was so busy being angry at you that I couldn't see you really can help. Jazz: But just because I can doesn't mean I should. Ghost fighting's your thing Danny. I'll always be there for you. Just in different ways. Danny: (Smiles; puts his hand on her shoulder) Consider yourself a reserved member of Team Phantom. Jazz: Don't you still need to go and fight Ghost X...I mean Skulker? I can totally cover for you. Danny: Nah. I'd rather ride home with my big sister. If that's okay. Besides, I'm sure Mom and Dad are enjoying their time alone. (Scene cuts to Maddie moving a checker) Maddie: (To Jack) Ha! King me!(Jack throws the checkerboard across the room) Nobody likes a sore loser Jackie!(starts dancing) I won! I won! That's right! It's my birthday!

Jazz: (After "defeating" Danny) Danny? Oh, no, what have I done? Can you ever forgive me? Vlad: Of course I forgive you, Jazmine, now that you've proven your loyalty. (Danny becomes intangible and goes through the ground) Jazz: Guess again, fruit loop. (Blasts Vlad) Vlad: Oh, so that's how it's going to be, eh? (Takes out his remote) Have you forgotten that with a press of a button, I can end your resistance once and for -- (Danny suddenly phases upwards and takes the remote from Vlad's hands) Oh, cheese logs...

Jazz walks into closet) Jazz: Cool secret meeting place.(sits between Sam and Tucker and opens laptop) So, I've pieced it all together. Ghost X is obviously using the technology he stole to build some sort of super weapon. So I've compiled a list of his known associates. Danny: Wait. Where'd you get this? Jazz: From your computer. Danny: (To Jazz) You hacked into my private ghost files? How'd you get the password? Jazz, Sam, & Tucker: It's Paulina Fenton. Sam: Seriously, Danny, it's not that hard to figure out.