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Technus: I, Technus, shall use my ghost powers and new found gaming prowess to win the game and spread my intellect to every machine in the world! My, that was a long speech.
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Danny: (In the video game) Sweet! My powers are the ultimate cheat code!
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Danny: (After Technus escapes from his house, after he escapes the Ghost Zone) Oh, great. Constantly getting zapped in Doomed is bad enough, now I have to go after that loser?!
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Tucker: (To Danny, as they are about to be destroyed in the video game) Danny, I just wanted to let you know - I accidentally killed your gerbil in the 6th grade.
Danny: What?!
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Danny & Jazz: I/he have/has stuff to do after class!
Danny: How do you know that?!
(Jazz shrugs)
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Technus: I, Technus, am totally frying your bacon!
Tucker: Well, that's one thing he hasn't upgraded: his catchphrases.
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Maddie: (To Danny) Get this straight, Danny. You're a Fenton. Fentons get "A"'s, or in your father's case, "B"-minuses.
Jack: (Looking proud) Solid "B"-minuses!
Maddie: Until you retake this test and pass it with flying colors, we are forbidding access to all electronic devices.
(Danny's cellphone rings)
Danny: It's Tucker.
Jack: (Grabs Danny's phone; speaking into the phone) He's busy! (Crushes phone with his hand)
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(Danny rushes in with his test that he received an A-minus on)
Danny: (Quickly, to Jack & Maddie) Hello! Not an idiot! See ya!
(Jack smiles and holds Danny's crushed cellphone in hand)
Jack: I should give him his phone back...
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Danny: Gotta cross teacher off my what I wanna be when I grow up list...
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Mr. Lancer: (To Danny) Now's the best time to say "Gee, Mr. Lancer, I had no idea being a teacher was so difficult."
Danny: I'm fourteen.. I don't really care...
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Mr. Lancer: Ha, ha! Once again, I have the seventh silver key, and I am victorious! Me! Mr. Lancer! (Catches himself and sighs) I've got to stop doing that.
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Danny: (To Mr. Lancer) Ah, writing to your sister... wait, you have a sister?
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Tucker: (To Technus, in the video game) Yo, newbie!
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Technus: I am Technus, master of...
Danny: Master of long winded introductions! Do you ever stop talking about yourself?!
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Danny: (To Mr. Lancer) You need to get out more.
Mr. Lancer: And you need to stay in more.
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Sam: (About not being able to play video games) Why? Because I'm a girl? And we girls lack, what? Opposable thumbs? One track minds? Stupid berets?
Tucker: Hey! (Looks up at his hat)
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Danny: (After going ghost, and his hair turning back to normal from the Fenton Helmet) At least the hair's better.
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Mr. Lancer: (About his sister's picture) Ahh, the old "I don't get to see my sister" speech gets them every time. Why don't they ever figure out that's me in a dress?
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Tucker: Sam? You're Chaos?
Sam: If you were game savvy, you'd have known that.
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Tucker: (To Technus) "Hip?" "Far out?" Man, you do need help!
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Technus: My last form was unstable, and I was unable to conceal myself from these annoying children, but this new body is much more... how would the kids say it today? Far out? In this new body, they shall never know it's me.. (Short pause) Technus!