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Youngblood: No fair! You just dog tied my horse!
Horse: Hog tied.
Danny: Whatever!
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Jack: (After finding a jumpsuit in the bathroom of the RV) Ah, the healing touch of day-glo orange spandex!
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Jack: Get me a Fenton towel, stat!
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Jazz: (to Jack and Maddie, about Danny) Don't you see? This toxic home environment is making him a nervous wreck! (Danny twitches)
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(Jack and Maddie's tent about to go over a waterfall)
Jack: Maddie! Wake up! I spy something beginning with a W!!
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Danny: (To Youngblood, after defeating him; about Jazz) Not so tough now that she can see you, huh, kid?
Youngblood: What are you gonna do, huh? At some point, I'm gonna squirm free, it's not like you can lock me up in jail or something.
(Jazz throws Danny the Fenton Thermos, which hits him in the head)
Jazz: Whoops, sorry, slipped out of my hands.
(Danny uses the Fenton Thermos on Youngblood)
Youngblood: Noo!!! (Is sucked inside the thermos; Danny shuts the cap closed)
Danny: Actually, it's just like I can lock you up in jail... or something.
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Jazz: (To Jack and Maddie, about Danny, in the lab, where an imperceptible Youngblood is tormenting Danny) This toxic home environment is making him a nervous wreck! (Danny twitches) He needs a normal family outing; one that has nothing to do with ghosts!
Danny: (To Jazz) Will you stop talking about me like I'm not here? Ow! (To Youngblood) And will you stop poking me?!
Maddie: I don't know, Jazz, honey! Sure, Danny seems a little high-strung but I'm sure it's nothing we can't work out here.
Danny: (Youngblood pokes him again) Back off, punk! (Grabs an ecto-gun and starts shooting up the lab with it, then Maddie, Jazz, and Jack take cover behind some boxes)
Maddie: I'll pack the sleeping bags.
Jack: And I'll get the ghost hunting equipment! (Jazz and Maddie stare at Jack angrily) And by ghost hunting equipment, I mean... uh the -- the other sleeping bags!
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Danny: Jazz is a spaz! Jazz is a spaz! Jazz is a spaz!
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Jazz: (While jumping up and down after seeing Danny pull the stuffing out of Bearbert Einstein) Put him down! Put him down! Put him down! (On the ground, crying) Put him dah-own! Put him down!
Youngblood: (About Jazz) Ha, ha, she's even brattier than I am.
Jazz: Who said that?! (Looks behind and sees Youngblood) A ghost! You're not crazy!
Danny: You have now stooped to my level. Thank you for shopping at FentonMart.
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Youngblood: (About the Fentons) Aww, man, I wanted to see the camper go kaboom!
Horse: That didn't sound very cowboy.
Youngblood: Whatever. One more night of driving him nuts, then his family will be ready to chuck him into Crazy Person's Hoosegaw!
Horse: Much better.
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Jack: (As water leaks into the tent, as they go down a river) Hmm, that hasn't happened since I stopped drinking coffee before bed.
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(While on their ghost-tech-free camping trip)
Maddie: Jack, where did that ghost weapon come from?
Jack: Uh... I'd rather not say.
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Jazz: There's no place you can go that I can't follow.
Danny: Oh, yeah?
(Danny walks into the boy's room and shuts the door on Jazz's face)
Jazz: Except there.
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Danny: (To Youngblood) Figment of my imagination or not, you need to back off, cowbrat!
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Sam: Danny, you okay? You look a little...
Danny: Crazy? Don't say crazy!
Sam: I was going to say, you look a little like you've been on a big spinning table. Why? Do you think you're crazy?
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Danny: (To his family) Don't you see it?! How can you not see it?! Ghost!
Jack: A ghost, that I can tear apart molecule by molecule?! Where?!
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Jazz: (Narrating) You know how regular kids freak out because of a pop-quiz, or a pimple? Well, my brother Danny has other pressures.
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(The Fenton family is in some kind of submarine)
Maddie: Nothing like spending quality family time with the people you love.
(Jack presses the "Dive" button on the submarine; the submarine goes underwater)
Jazz: And by quality time you mean hunting down ghosts in a sub-aquatic deathtrap?
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Jazz: (Narrating) After all, ever since I learned Danny's secret, (Camera focuses on Danny fighting a Youngblood that isn't visible to Jazz or Jack and Maddie) I promised myself I'd never let anyone know. Mom, Dad, even Danny, unless his life depended on it. Well, guess what? It looks like that time has come! (Camera focuses on Danny about to crash into the Fenton RV)
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Jazz: (Narrating) You know how sometimes you feel like you're the only responsible person in your family? Well, there are days my family makes me feel like I'm the only responsible adult in the world.
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Jazz: Danny, I don't know why you're mad at me. I'm not the one who trashed the lab blasting imaginary ghosts.
Danny: It was one ghost! And a parrot...
Jazz: Was it a ghost and a parrot? Or a projection of your own fears, and a parrot... ?