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(Future Valerie is blown out of the sky by Future Fright Knight)
Future Valerie: You?
Future Fright Knight: Yes, me. And I serve a new master now.
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(After Dark Danny uses his Ghostly Wail to destroy the ghost shield around Future Amity Park)
Dark Danny:(To Future Valerie) You like the new power? I call it my Ghostly Wail.
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(After Dark Danny uses his Ghostly Wail to bring the Op Center down on Tucker & Sam)
Tucker:(To Sam) For the record, I blame you.
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Danny: Hey! Giant, green and gruesome, Guess who's back and better than ever? (Attacks the blob of a ghost which splatters Jazz)
Jazz: This is going to take some getting use to.
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(After watching Dark Danny's havoc)
Sam: I think I'm seeing your future...and you're kind of a jerk.
(Dark Danny unleashes his Ghostly Wail on some tanks, blowing them away)
Sam: OK, you're REEAAALLY a jerk.
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Jack: What's that, Dan? One of those stupid cat tests? I failed that and didn't turn out to be a cat...
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Clockwork: (To Danny; after stopping time and saving everyone) Everything's the way it's supposed to be. And here we are with you, a fourteen-year-old child, risking everything to save the people you care about.
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Danny: (Lands in front of future Johnny 13 who is in a wheel chair) Johnny 13? Okay, whatever happened to you, I swear I didn't have anything to do with...
Johnny 13: Been waiting a long time for this, punk. (Blanket rises up revealing Shadow)
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Dark Danny: (Using the illusion of young Danny; in young Danny's room, in front of a mirror) My old room, and my old face.
(Jazz bursts through the door)
Jazz: Danny, we need to talk.
Dark Danny: And my old sister: Jazz. What do you want, Jazz? I'm busy.
Jazz: Yeah, busy cheating. (Shows him C.A.T. answers) Lancer was right: you did steal the answers! Don't you understand?
Dark Danny: That I'll be destroying my future? (Laughs; takes answers from her) You don't know the half of it.
Jazz: Danny, I know all of it. About everything. That you're part ghost. That you were always doing the right thing with your powers... until now.
Dark Danny: (Shocked) You knew?
Jazz: I know, and I've been covering for you with Mom and Dad because I'm proud of you and the good that you do. But not anymore.
Dark Danny: You always were smarter than I gave you credit for. (Reveals his true form)
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Danny: (After temporarily saving his friends and family from Dark Danny) Don't worry, I won't turn into that. Ever! I promise... (Realizes Mr. Lancer is there) I'm guessing this explains all my periodic absences, huh?
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Mr. Lancer: (To Tucker and Sam) Shouldn't you slackers be studying for the C.A.T.?
Tucker: I've already studied.
Sam: I'm sure we'll do fine.
Mr. Lancer: Ah, the answers in this briefcase may indicate otherwise. Enjoy your Nasty Burgers, while you're still on this side of the counter. (Laughs, then gets hit with his burger) Fast Food Nation!
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Skulktech 9.9: (In Skulker's voice) Someone's hacked into our system? Again?! I thought we fixed that. (In Technus' voice) We did. We must have accidentally linked up with someone else's... PDA!
(Skulktech flies through the roof out of control)
Tucker: I can still hack into his operating system with my hand held computer. I don't know whether that's exciting or depressing.
Danny: Come On, follow me! (Phases through ceiling)
Tucker: We'll walk.
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Clockwork: (After stopping time, about Danny) Ah, good. Parents gone. He's alone with his sister.
(Places medallion on Box Lunch)
Box Lunch: Huh? What? Where am I?
Clockwork: Amity Park, before you were born. That boy there is part ghost. My employers believe him to be a threat to the world. Could you be a dear and dance a little dance for us?
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Mr. Lancer: Mr. and Mrs. Fenton, Daniel. This is the Nasty Burger. When people fail, this is where they end up. Whether they fail because they don't study, or because they cheated.
Jack: (Shocked) Danny, is this true?
Maddie: (Also shocked) Did you cheat?
(Tucker and Sam come, running)
Sam: You have to get out of here!
Tucker: The Nasty Burger's gonna blow and we're three feet from it!
Mr. Lancer: South Beach Diet, people! What's going on here?!
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Observant #1: (After Danny discovers the C.A.T. test answers) Destroy him now, Clockwork.
Clockwork: I know what I'm doing. (Floats over to a screen with a picture of Skulktech 9.9 on it) We put the answers to the test in his hands, and he made the wrong decision.
(Screen shows Danny, Sam, and Tucker in front of the Nasty Burger; zooms into the vat of nasty sauce being heated by the grill; Clockwork pushes button on his staff; screen switches to Danny fighting Skulktech, then fighting Dark Danny, then Fenton Works about to fall on Tucker & Sam, then Jack, Maddie, Jazz, Mr. Lancer, Sam, and Tucker strapped to the vat of nasty sauce, then, finally, a huge explosion appears)
Danny: (On the screen) Noooo!!!
Clockwork: His future is sealed.
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(After Jazz keeps gasping when Danny is about to mark the wrong answer on the practice C.A.T.)
Danny: Okay, I get it! You're brilliant, and I'm stupid, and I'll never be able to get as high a score as you! So far, I'm not even qualified to scrape the grease of the Nasty Grill! (Flicks pencil off the table)
Jazz: I just want you to succeed Danny and doing well on this test might help. There are three things that I've learned in life...
Jazz & Danny: Study hard, do your best, and... (Jazz sees the Booo-Merang coming)
Jazz: Duck! (Danny gets hit in the head with the Booo-Merang)
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Mr. Lancer: Your future is not carved in stone, people. But it may be carved with a number two pencil.
Sam & Tucker: (Uninterested) Oh, please!
Danny: Quiet! This is important.
Mr. Lancer: As most of you have probably forgotten, you will be taking the Career Aptitude Test on Saturday. Pass, like Miss Fenton here, who got -- (Danny mocks) the highest score in the history of the C.A.T. -- (Danny stops) and a successful future will be assured. Fail, like Irving "Third Degree" Burns here, and you will be doomed to a career at the Nasty Burger.
Irving "Third Degree" Burns: Hey! It takes brains to work at the Nasty Burger, you know. If those forty-two secret herbs and spices in our nasty sauce get overheated, they could cause an explosion that could take out an entire city block! (Crowd looks unconvinced) Oh, who am I kidding? My life is over.
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Sam: Danny, you made it back! (Hugs Danny)
Tucker: Did you beat that evil, jerky, puss pack alternative version of yourself?
(Danny's eyes flash from blue to red and back)
Dark Danny: (Using the illusion of young Danny Fenton) Always with the quips. In my weaker moments, I sometimes miss your droll sense of humor.
Tucker: I'm sorry?
Dark Danny: I'm just kidding! I beat my older self quite easily. Had you going there for a second, didn't I?
Tucker: Well we should probably do what we can to stop the Nasty Burger from blowing up huh?
Dark Danny: Already done! Now who's up for some, (to himself) What did we used to do together?(to them) Playing video games and raging against the machine!
Sam and Tucker: We're in!
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Future Valerie: (About to shoot Danny) Been waiting a long time for this. Goodbye and good -- (Sam and Tucker stop her)
Tucker: Valerie, no!
Sam: Don't shoot!
Future Valerie: Sam, Tucker? It's not possible! This is a trick! You can't be alive!
Tucker: Wait. Not alive? That's our future? I'm definitely not taking the C.A.T.!
Future Valerie: (To Sam) The C.A.T. That's the last time I saw you alive. The big explosion at the Nasty Burger, you, Tucker, Danny's family. (To Danny) And it was all your fault!
(Wave of energy hits Valerie)
Dark Danny: Actually, that was me, (To Danny) and you, eventually.
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Dark Danny: (After being defeated) So that's it, isn't it?
Danny: Time's up! (Sucks Dark Danny into the Fenton Thermos)
Dark Danny: Too weak to escape and you're too late to save them.
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Tucker: (Screams, then realizes he isn't in danger, therefore stopping) You got the medallions off, didn't you?
Sam: I don't accessorize well. Unfortunately, Danny's stuck in the future fighting his jerky older self. We've gotta help!
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Dark Danny: (To future Valerie) I suppose out of respect for our past, I should let you live. But that's not how I work.
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Tucker: (Upon seeing Amity Park in the future) Man! If this is what we have to look forward to, I'm definitely not taking the C.A.T.
Sam: How do you think this all happens?
Danny: I don't know. But based on what we just saw, I have a really bad feeling I'm the one responsible.
(Future Valerie appears with an ecto-gun)
Future Valerie: Got that right, ghost!
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Clockwork: (To Danny, Sam, and Tucker) You three have seen too much. You must be eliminated before you permanently alter the time stream. (Clockwork makes copies of himself from different periods of time) No where to run, children.
Danny: Nowhere but the future!
(Danny, Sam, and Tucker go through a portal into the future)
Clockwork: Then let's see if you have what it takes to face that future.
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Future Vlad: (To Danny, about Danny's friends and family in a flashback) If it's any consolation, they went so quickly. They felt no pain. Unfortunately, the same could not be said of you, Daniel. With nowhere else to go, you came to me, the only person left on the planet who could possibly hope to understand your situation. All you wanted was to make the hurt go away. I honored your wishes. No more painful human emotions to drag you down. Sadly, that freed you up to rip the ghost out of me. And when my evil ghost half mixed with yours, and my evil side overwhelmed you.
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Danny: (After seeing death memorials of his family and friends that reads, "Gone But Not Forgotten") Mom? Dad? (Sees Mr. Lancer's memorial that reads, "Gone") Where's the Nasty Burger?
Dark Danny: (To young Danny; near the Nasty Burger) Strange how one massive fireball of highly combustible condiments can ruin your whole future.
Danny: The medallion?
Dark Danny: Fused inside of you. Nice, huh? Intangible and unreachable whether you're ghost or human, which means you can't go back in time.
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(Danny sits on Casper High steps; Jazz comes over to him)
Danny: So, how long have you known?
Jazz: About the test? For days, but I'm really proud of you for not cheating.
Danny: Not that. (Danny holds up Jazz's tattered note and a torn piece of her headband) Your headband, your note with your handwriting.
Jazz: What? That? (Chuckles nervously and blushes) I didn't write that. And there must be dozens of headbands.
Danny: (Looking unconvinced) Jazz.
Jazz: (Sits down next to him) Since the Spectra thing. I didn't want to tell you until you wanted to tell me. It's your secret.
Danny: Well, it's our secret now. (They hug)
Jazz: Don't think this means I'll stop being meddling and overprotective.
Danny: I wouldn't have it any other way.
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Danny: (In the future, after seeing his future ghost foes) Please! I didn't do this to you! It wasn't me!
Skulktech 9.9: (In Skulker's voice) Oh, stop. You're responsible for the horrible things that happened to your world and ours. (In Technus' voice) To everyone you've ever come in contact with.
Ember: Your family, your friends, and most importantly, us!
Danny: But I didn't do any of that. (All the future ghosts get ready to attack) Get away. Get away. Get away! (Unleashes the Ghostly Wail)
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Dark Danny: (To Sam & Tucker) You know, if I had an ounce of humanity left in me, this would be a very touching little reunion. But of course, I surrendered my human half a long time ago.
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Danny: (After hearing what Clockwork plans to do with him) You've got to be kidding me! Name one evil thing I've done.
(Clockwork shows him that Jazz finds the stolen C.A.T. test answers)
Jazz: Danny's a cheater! (Cries)
Tucker: Bet you can't find two!
(Clockwork shows Dark Danny causing destruction in the future)
Clockwork: How about two-thousand?
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Danny: That's right. They said at the assembly if this stuff gets too hot, kaboom.
Box Lunch: Prepare for -- (Danny throws a nasty sauce packet at Box Lunch's head) Huh?
Danny: Box Lunch, beware! (Shoots an ectoplasmic ray from his finger onto the packet, which causes an explosion)
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Danny: I'm going ghost! (Goes ghost and tries to attack Clockwork)
Clockwork: Time out.
(Scene rewinds)
Danny: I'm going ghost! Whoa, serious déjà vu.
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Danny: What are you gonna do, waste me? What happens to you then?
Dark Danny: You don't get it, do you? I'm still here! I still exist! That means you still turn into me. (Punches Danny into a light pole) I don't have to waste you. I just have to run out the clock until your entire life falls apart.
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Clockwork: (To Danny) The Observants look at time like they're watching a parade. One thing after another, passing in sequence right in front of them. I see the parade from above. All the twists and turns it might -- or might not -- take.
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Observant #2: Have you completed the task?
Clockwork: Everything's fine. Everything's the way it's supposed to be. There's your boy, returned back to his time. Safe, sound, and clearly not evil. Now... care to observe the door?
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Danny: (After using the Ghostly Wail) My voice is changing? Great, now I'm going through evil puberty. Everywhere I turn my stupid future is smacking me in the face!(Gets hit in the head by Boooo-merang) Ow!
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Tucker: (To Sam, as Danny's about to read the C.A.T. answers) Aren't you gonna say something?
Sam: I'm his friend, not his mom. He wants to cheat, he can cheat.
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Danny: Speaking of the future, it's time I started preparing for mine.
Sam: You mean cheat.
Danny: I didn't say "cheat."
Tucker: You didn't say "not cheat."
Danny: Come on, guys. I would have loved to have spent the last month studying, but I was fighting ghosts. Besides, if you both think this test is so meaningless, why do you even care if I cheat? Why shouldn't I open this up and study the answers, huh? (Sam and Tucker go blank) No answer? Well, that's all the answer I need.
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Jazz: So you're saying Danny stole the C.A.T. test answers? But how?
Mr. Lancer: I don't know, unless your brother suddenly gained the ability to turn invisible and reach through solid objects.
Jazz: (Gulps) But Mr. Lancer, you still have no proof Danny took the test answers.
Mr. Lancer: Fair enough. He has up until the test to return the answers. But if he cheats, I won't just fail him... I'll destroy his future!
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Danny: It doesn't matter if I go back in time or not. I'll never turn into you! Never!
Dark Danny: Of course you will. It's only a matter of time.
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Danny: I'm guessing if you could reach into me and rip out my humanity -- which, by the way, is totally gross -- you can get the medallion out, too. Then I'll pop back to the past like Tucker and Sam did.
Future Vlad: Or I could just destroy you and prevent this future. Didn't think of that, did you?
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Danny: (About Tucker & Sam, after they disappear from the future after FentonWorks almost falls on them) They took off their time medallions. That returned them to their time period just like Box Lunch and Skulktech. Tucker and Sam made it out alive, which means I can... (Dark Danny grabs him)
Dark Danny: What? Go back with them? They're doomed, anyway. And you aren't going anywhere if you can't remove your time medallion. (Takes Danny's time medallion and phases it into Danny, fusing it inside of him and Danny passes out) In fact, you aren't going anywhere at all.
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Dark Danny: What kind of parents are you, anyway? The world's leading ghost experts and you can't figure out that your own son was half ghost?
Jack: (To Maddie) For the record, I blame you.
Dark Danny: Hello? Danny Fenton, Danny Phantom. Ever notice the similarity? Jazz did.
Sam & Tucker: She did?
Jack: Liar! Don't move!
Dark Danny: Actually, nobody's going anywhere. Not until it's time for you to be blown everywhere.
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(Danny has seen the crippled old Vlad Masters)
Danny: What happened to you?
Future Vlad: I could ask you the very same question, my boy. Although, perhaps I should ask what hasn't happened to you -- yet.
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Observant #1: (About Danny) You manipulated the boy. You influenced his choice!
Observant #2: That's a direct violation of the protocol of temporal displacement! In other words...
Observant #1 & Observant #2: You cheated!
Clockwork: True, I cheated. But I assure you -- his choice was his own.
Observant #1: You realize the boy is your responsibility now.
Observant #2: As is his evil self, now that he exists outside of time.
Clockwork: I know. But then, I know everything. (He sets the Fenton Thermos holding Dark Danny down; something from inside it bangs at the walls, and the grinning face and laugh of Dark Danny appears as the screen fades to black)
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(After the Clockwork views the future terrorized by Dark Danny)
Observant #1: Now do you understand?
Clockwork: Yes. Danny Phantom grows up to be the most evil ghost on the planet. What do you want me to do about it?
Observant #1: You're the master of time, Clockwork. Isn't it obvious?
Observant #2: To save the future, Danny Phantom must perish!
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Danny: Sam, Tucker -- RUN!
Dark Danny: Run? (Grins evilly) Where are they going to go?
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Future Box Ghost: Well, well, well. All this time we've been planning on how we'd take the fight to you, and here you are, wrapped up like a present.
Danny: ... Box Ghost?
Future Box Ghost: Beware. (Blasts Danny)
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(Danny has just found the C.A.T. answers; Clockwork and the Observants are watching)
Clockwork: Now watch this. He'll make the right choice. And you'll see you've got absolutely nothing to --
Danny: Hello, great future!
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Tucker: (To Sam) Let me get this straight: Danny gets caught cheating on a test and we pay for it with our lives. How is that fair?
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Clockwork: (To Danny) You've given everyone else in your life a second chance. Why not you?
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Tucker: (About Skulktech 9.9) Let's see if this future boy knows anything more about... (Skulktech 9.9 is sent back to future) I didn't do that.
Clockwork: I did. I sent him back to his own time. Or, should I say, forward to his own time. You see, for me, time moves backwards, and forwards, and -- oh, why am I bothering? You're fourteen.
Danny: Who are you? Where are we?
Clockwork: Introductions? Fine. I am Clockwork, Master of Time. I've been charged with the task of eliminating your future, so that never happens. (Points to Danny's future; Dark Danny is causing destruction in it)
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Dark Danny: What makes you think you can change my past?
Danny: Because I promised my family!
Dark Danny: (Laughs) You are such a child! You promised?
Danny: Yes, I promised! (Unleashes the Ghostly Wail)
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Mr. Lancer: It's your future, do you want fries with it?
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Danny: (In the Ghost Zone, after seeing giant football blocking Vlad's ghost portal) Well, that's Vlad for ya. Subtle as a flying mallet.
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(Jazz has failed to stop Dark Danny)
Dark Danny: Nice try, Jazz. But me, my future... I'm inevitable.
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(Jazz has revealed Dark Danny's disguise; Jack and Maddie draw their weapons)
Jack: Where is he!? Where's our son?!
Maddie: What have you done to our boy!?
Dark Danny: (Laughs) I am your boy!
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(Danny has just learned about how his ghost and human halves were separated and how Dark Danny came into existence)
Danny: What happened to my human self?
Future Vlad: (Remembers back to an injured Danny Fenton cowering on the floor of Vlad's lab before a dark shadow) Some things, my boy, are better left unsaid. (In the flashback, Vlad's lab and castle explode, and Dark Danny flies off, laughing)
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(In the future, Vlad has just told Danny about how Dark Danny came to be)
Future Vlad: If any good came out of this, it's that ten years without ghost powers gave me a chance to see what a fool I'd been.
Danny: Maybe that's all anybody needs... a second chance.
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Danny: Who are you supposed to be?
Skulktech 9.9: (In Skulker's voice) I am Skulktech 9.9, the future Ghost World's greatest hunter. (In Technus' voice) With its greatest techno villain as his operating system.
Danny: Skulker and Technus together?
Tucker: Is that an "ew" or a "yikes"?
(Skulktech 9.9 reveals his mechanical arms)
Danny: Definitely a "yikes."
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Observant #1: (About Danny) He's stolen the test answers.
Observant #2: He's clearly going to cheat.
Observant #1: He has your time medallion.
Observant #2: He has your time medallion.
Clockwork: You said that twice.
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Tucker: Danny, who was that ghost you were fighting?
Danny: That was Box Lunch, the daughter of The Box Ghost and The Lunch Lady.
Tucker & Sam: Yikes.
Danny: Actually, it's more of an "ew."
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Box Lunch: (After taking control of all the burgers in the Nasty Burger) Prepare to taste defeat! And perhaps a nice side salad with that.
Danny: Pass.
Box Lunch: Then feast on my empty calories of doom!
(Danny goes intangible and is unharmed by the attack)
Danny: Oh, come on. If you really are the child of The Box Ghost and the Lunch Lady, ew, then you know how this ends.
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Box Lunch: (To Danny, after she surrounds herself with food items to make some sort of monster form) And now, and you probably knew this was coming... Beware!
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Jazz: (After Dark Danny, using his illusion of young Danny, reveals his real body) You're not Danny. That's why the Booo-Merang wasn't honing in on your ecto-signature. You're not Danny!
Dark Danny: I was... but I grew out of it. The Danny you know is floating helplessly in the Ghost Zone ten years in the future.
Jazz: He'll escape. He'll beat you.
Dark Danny: How? Is the answer: "A," the Fenton Portal? Destroyed it. "B," the only remaining portal? The one that my idiot cheesehead archenemy has? Soon as I find it, that's going, too.
Jazz: Cheesehead? Vlad Masters? He's your archenemy?
Dark Danny: Is it "C," you? No. You can't stop me from cheating on the C.A.T. and solidifying my future, so it must be "D"! (Shoots Jazz with plasma blast) None of the above. (Jazz faints and Dark Danny takes the C.A.T. answers form and reads the answers) Well, what do you know? The answer to the first question is "D"! (Laughs evilly)
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Dark Danny: Your time is up, Danny. It's been up for ten years.
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Observant #1: (About Danny) What are you waiting for? It's the perfect chance to take him out.
Clockwork: That's the problem with you Observants. All you do is observe.
Observant #2: You know our oath. To watch.
Clockwork: And never act, which is why you bring me in to do your dirty work.
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Danny: (After getting hit in the head with a boomerang) Ow! (Picks up boomerang) A boomerang? (Jack and Maddie enter kitchen; Danny throws boomerang)
Jack: I call it the "Booo-Merang." It locks in on a ghost's unique ecto-signature and seeks it out wherever it goes.
(Booo-Merang comes back and hits Danny in the head again)
Maddie: Although, why it's keying into Danny is way beyond me.
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(Danny's ghost sense goes off)
Danny: A ghost? Here? (To Jazz) Now, get out of my room!
Jazz: We're in the kitchen. (Sees "Box Lunch" behind Danny) But, if that's your attitude, I don't wanna see you or anything you might do in here in the next several minutes!
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Future Valerie: You're from the past, aren't you? Almost forgot how cute you were back then. (Valerie collapses)
Danny: You thought I was cute? Wow, an older woman likes me.
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Box Lunch: I am Box Lunch! Daughter of The Box Ghost and The Lunch Lady!
Danny: Uh, ew.
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Dark Danny: (After he sees Danny use the Ghostly Wail) That power! It's not possible! I don't get that power until ten years from now!
Danny: I guess the future isn't as set in stone as you think it is.
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Jazz: Tucker, Sam, got a second? Let me answer that for you. Yes, you do. I know Danny stole the answers to the C.A.T., that he's going to cheat.
Sam: Actually, Danny wasn't going to --
Jazz: Sam, enough. I know more than you think I do... a lot more. So, I suggest that when you see Danny, you tell him I want to talk to him... tonight! Because if I don't, I will be talking to our parents and Mr. Lancer, tomorrow.