Darcy's Wild Life

(Aaron told Darcy he broke up with Britney) Darcy: So he broke up with her. Kathi: He broke up with her? Darcy: And we know what that means. Kathi: (pause) No. Lindsay: It means Britney's a liar, for one thing. Big surprise. Darcy: And we know why. Kathi: (pause) No. Lindsay: She doesn't want people to know that he dumped her. Darcy: True. But all the interest in Eli all of a sudden? She's never spoken two words to the guy before - and we know why. (pause) Am I the only one who watches soap operas? She's using Eli to make Aaron jealous. Lindsay: Oh, so when Aaron sees Eli with her, he'll get jealous and want her back. Ooh, that could work. Kathi: But you know what that means, right? Darcy and Lindsay: No. Kathi: Eli's gonna get hurt.

(Darcy is holding onion rings up to her eyes) Britney: Nice glasses, Fields. Darcy: Thanks, Britney. But I need a new prescription, cause I can still see you.

(Britney is coming out of Chuck's) Darcy: Hi Britney! I saw Aaron today. Britney: You did? Darcy: Yeah, and we got to talking... Britney: What about? Darcy: You came up a lot. He said that he was sorry you two broke up and wanted to get back together. Britney: Really. Well, I better go. My food's getting cold. (Leaves)